(Opening title sequence, Austin Lee is in the ring, scratching himself)
Dick: Well, unfortunately, Austin Lee has chosen a unique way to open our show.
Tara: This is Tara, at ringside as always. With me once again is Dick Broccoli, and we’re only two days from Homecoming Hell! Bellbrookville High School is once again to be the site of FPPVW action. Tonight though, it’s all the Dayton Gym Club can do to contain the action.
Dick: Erica Porter will be in action tonight against the incomparable Kai Kitta, and lets not forget the match that will shape Homecoming Hell as Ronin Fox faces Alan Mayse to decide the number 1 contender for Nykk’s FPPVW championship.
(“Lets All Go to the Lobby” hits and Concession Boy Sr. makes his way to the ring, selling “Alan Mayse Foam Thumbs Up” souvenirs.)
Tara: And here’s our opening contest, Austin Lee seems a little annoyed to be sharing the ring with Concession Boy.
(Lee hurls some obscenities at Concession Boy as the bell rings.)
Austin Lee vs. Concession Boy Sr.
Finish: Concession Boy is on a roll in the match and runs to hit the ropes. Joey Sprinklers runs from the back and pushes Concession Boy’s tray out to the middle of the ring. Concession Boy trips on it and stumbles over to Austin who hits the Degenerate Driver for the pin.
Winner: Austin Lee by pin. Match Rating: 65
Dick: Joey Sprinklers out here reminding Concession Boy about some unfinished business.
Tara: These two have wanted to tear each other apart for a long time, I wonder when they’ll finally get their opportunity.
(Austin Lee stomps once at Concession Boy, Joey walks up to join him. Austin shrugs and walks away, leaving Joey to stomp alone. As Austin returns to the back Concession Boy grabs Joey’s foot, takes him down and applied the Hot Pretzel with Mustard. Joey screams in pain and taps out as the ref tries to get Concession Boy to release the hold.)
(Backstage, Aki Mann is running from something off camera. He bursts into the Eccentrics’ locker room.)
Huh: ‘da hell?
Aki: I apologize, citizens. I must make use of your locker room for the moment. There’s important crime fighting to be done, and I must have a base of operations.
Cheesecake: Why doe’th it look like you’re hiding?
Aki: Hiding? Don’t be ridiculous. A true champion of justice would never hide! I am merely here waiting for the right opportunity to burst from this room and challenge the forces of evil that even now are plotting against the freedom and prosperity of people like you!
Cheesecake: Why are you looking at me?
Aki: You’re kind are repressed, aren’t they?
Cheesecake: Well, th’ometimes on weekend’th when I…oh, th’top it, get out!
Aki: But you don’t understand. I haven’t properly prepared for what is out there. I must…
Huh: Just get out of here, we’re in the middle of some important, er, something or other.
(The stand up and try and push Aki out the door)
Aki: Halt citizens! You must cease this!
Cheesecake: Out! (Opens the door)
Aki: No, I can’t do this alone now, I need a third person, third person!
(Huh spears Aki to send him out the door. Off camera is heard a lot of screaming, tearing, and strange growling)
Cheesecake: Damn. I gue’th he wa’th’n’t kidding.
Huh: Ah well, back to the business at hand.
(They go back to a table and pick up some cards)
Huh: Let’s see. First I’ll evolve my Eevie to a Vaporeon…
Cheesecake: Oh, crappola! Ju’th’t my luck to be u’th’ing my fire deck.
(Segment rating: 66)
(Commercial Break)
(Cameras are searching backstage)
Dick: We’re trying to get a glimpse of who or whatever it was that attacked Aki Mann before the break. So far no luck.
Tara: Aki himself was just seen leaving the building, we don’t know if he was chasing someone or being chased, but we do know he was in a hurry.
Dick: Wait, who’s this?
(Joey Sprinklers wanders through the hallway with a smirk on his face, Zac Hensley approaches him)
Zac: Joey, Joey. Have you seen anyone suspicious back here? Anyone out of place?
Joey: I see one guy out of place, you for talking to me. Wassamattaforyou?
Zac: What?
Joey: Look, I didn’t see nothin.
Zac: Are you sure?
Joey: What is this, the freakin’ Spanish Inquisition?
(Concession Boy Sr. runs up from behind and knocks Joey out with a tray full of cotton candy.)
Concession: Nobody expects the Cotton Candy Concession!
(He runs away, stopping half way down the hall to sell some cotton candy to Kai, who’s just walking by)
(Segment rating: 54)
(Back in the ring, Erica Porter is warming up when “Faint” hits and Kai makes her entrance.)
Erica Porter vs. Kai Kitta
Finish: Kai is in control throughout the match. She signals for the Interceptor and runs to the ropes. Kara Draxus jumps over the guardrail from the crowd and trips Kai. As the ref tries to remove Kara from ringside, Erica slips out of the ring, and back with a chair. She knocks Kai out and makes the cover quickly as the ref returns for a pin.
Winner: Erica Porter by pin Match Rating: 58
Dick: Kara Draxus providing the needed distraction, Kai had this match won.
Tara: This rivalry between Kai and Kara is heating up. Things like this might cost Kara in the long run.
(Commercial Break)
(“Soul Creation” hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring. He grabs a mic on the way in.)
Cynric: Well, look who’s back! Remember me? It’d probably be hard to, considering the last few months. I’ve been sitting at home, week in and week out waiting for my moment to get back in this ring. It comes along last week and…damn it just wasn’t enough! After months of nothing, I want a damn challenge!
Tara: Can’t say I blame him. He’s been impressive from his debut at the first FPPVW show and a lot of us have been anxious to see him back.
Cynric: I’m dying for a challenge to the point where I’ll make one of the cardinal mistakes of wrestling! The open challenge. Anyone in the back want to come on out and step into this ring, I’m ready!
(Austin Lee walks out with a mic, stopping in the isle)
Austin: Oooh, big man, making a challenge. Everyone look at the tough guy, who tore his bicep before this third match! (He makes his way closer to the ring) Now you’re getting all frustrated because you’ve got ring rust and your still a damn rookie. You want a challenge, you got it…(he rushes the ring, slides in, looks Cynric in the eye) but not tonight.
Cynric: You run in like you can’t wait to tear into me, then you look me in the eye and tell me you’re running away?
Austin: I’m not running anywhere but to Homecoming Hell, because if I’m going to destroy a FPPVW original, it’s going to be in front of a worthy crowd.
(Austin smirks and walks away)
(Segment Rating: 57)
(Commercial Break)
(“Seven Nation Army” hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: We’ve taken our final commercial break, and it’s time for the main event. The winner of this match to challenge Nykk for the FPPVW Championship this Sunday at Homecoming Hell.
Tara: Alan’s been mad as hell since losing the belt to Nykk at Bloodbath, he’s been waiting for an opportunity like this ever since.
(“Wherever I May Roam” hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: Fox has been in the running for the title since it’s inception, but has yet to hold the gold, this Sunday could be his day.
Tara: He can’t look past Alan though, this is bound to be a battle.
Alan Mayse vs. Ronin Fox
Number 1 Contenders Match for the FPPVW Championship
Finish: Twelve minutes after a handshake, Alan and Fox seem evenly matched. The Heel Stable walk down the isle, Nykk taking his time with a smile on his face. Alan and Fox both stop to look, confused. Nykk yells something to Fox with a smile, giving a thumbs up, looking like he’s showing his support to Fox. Fox yells back, confused while Alan attacks from behind and tries a roll up for a two. Fox scrambles back to his feet and argues with Alan, Alan points to the Heel Stable. A shoving match ensues and Alan drops Fox with some right hands. Alan signals for the Tiger Bomb but Kevin Stone slides in the ring. While the ref tries to remove him, Nykk slides in and knocks Alan out with the belt. Fox struggles to his feet, and Nykk knocks him out too. Fox lands on Alan as the ref turns around and counts the pin.
Winner: Ronin Fox by pin Match Rating: 73
Dick: Well it looks like Nykk just picked his opponent.
(Alan and Fox wake up and get to their feet, Alan starts the shoving match again, arguing that Fox is in league with Nykk. Nykk is sliding out of the ring when Fox breaks away and baseball slides into him. Fox and Nykk trade punches and Alan goes for a plancha, taking both down.)
Tara: There’s anarchy at ringside, it looks like Alan’s snapped.
Dick: I’m confused here, who’s siding with who?
(Kevin and Joey try and separate Alan and Fox from Nykk as the copyright info comes up)
Tara: We’ll see you at Homecoming Hell.
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