("Prayer" opening, Aki Man walks to the ring to the tune of a blatant "Superman" theme take-off. His eyes are wide and his costume is a little tattered.)
Tara: Welcome everyone to FPPVW Foundation. Aki Mann making his way to the ring for his first match in over a month.
(A clip from the October 10 episode of Foundation is shown, of Aki Mann's mysterious actions being ejected from the Eccentric's dressing room.)
Dick: We still don't know what that's all about, what has Aki Mann seen, and what did it do to him?
("Let's All Go to the Lobby" hits and Concession Boy Sr. makes his way to the ring, selling Aki Mann masks along the way.)
Aki Mann vs. Concession Boy Sr.
Finish: Aki Mann has trouble capitolizing, every time he has Concession Boy down he searches around the ring frantically, as if he's about to be jumped. Concession Boy sneaks up during one of Aki's searches and grabs Aki in a waistlock, Aki panics and runs. Aki dives through the ropes with Concession Boy still holding him, Concession Boy catching his neck on the ropes and getting knocked back. As Aki composes himself and is about to get back in the ring, Concession Boy crawls to his corner and grabs an Aki Mann mask from the tray. He puts the mask on and stands up just as Aki gets in the ring. The two lock eyes and Aki freezes. They slowly start the Marx Brothers mirror routine, when they get to the dance Concession Boy kicks Aki and hits the Dr. Bob Beer Bomb for the pin.
Winner: Concession Boy Sr. by pin. Match Rating: 55
(Aki is screaming with rage in the ring.)
Tara: Aki Mann was tricked.
Dick: What? I thought Aki won.
Tara: Even you aren't that stupid.
Dick: But apparently Aki was.
(Aki runs and grabs the tray full of masks and stares at it, picking up several and ripping them apart. When Concession Boy tries to stop him Aki nails him with the tray and starts stomping him. After a few moments he looks up, at nothing, and backs up until he falls out of the ring over the top rope. He rolls backwards and gets to his feet, running backwards down the isle.)
Tara: Okay...
(Commercial Break)
("Sad But True" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards down to the ring.)
Dick: The Heel Stable's representative for the night has arrived.
Tara: He's going to have his hands full tonight.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric rushes the ring.)
Cynric vs. Joey Sprinklers
Finish: Joey tries 'Da Sprinklinator, but Cynric blocks and lands on the ref. Cynric sets up for the Lift-Off, but Vix runs to ringside and slides in the skateboard. Joey uses it to block the kick and Cynric falls, clutching his leg. As Joey sets Cynric up again, Concession Boy Sr. slides in the ring, still wearing the Aki mask, and knocks Joey out with his tray. Cynric hits the Lift-Off, then clotheslines Concession Boy out of the ring before covering for the pin.
Winner: Cynric by pin Match Rating: 50
(Backstage, Alan knocks on Jon Z's door. It opens.)
Alan: I gotta say something.
Jon: I'm a little busy. (He shuffles through some papers.)
Alan: It's about the no dq clause at November Pain, for my match with Fox.
Jon: (Looks up) Yes? I figured you'd be all for that.
Alan: I just thought I'd give you the chance to reconsider. It's not going to be pretty to the Fox broken like that.
Fox: (Clears his throat, standing right behind Alan) So...that's how it's going to go is it?
(They stare eachother down, Jon Z slowly stepping between them)
Alan: Admit it, you came to try and get out of the match, didn't you.
Fox: I just came to pick up my parking pass. (He grins and holds out his hand, Jon puts a pass into it.) See you Sunday, Alan. You'll know me. I'll be standing on your throat. (He turns around and walks away)
Jon: Anything else?
(Alan walks away, fuming.)
(Segment Rating: 67)
(Commercial Break)
(A review of the matches for November Pain is shown, including Nykk vs. Simon, Alan vs. Fox, and a new match The Pyro Twins vs. Matt Striker and Chad Collyer)
Tara: All this, and I understand we're just about to add another one?
Jon: (Talking from backstage) that's right. In the spirit of trying to get things settled and done with, I've just booked a match that will see Kai Kitta take on Kara Draxus...in a steel cage.
Dick: Wow, FPPVW's first ever gave match. Those two are going to rip each other apart.
(Segment Rating: 78)
Jon: Let's just hope they can get back to business as usual after Sunday.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: What the. Alan isn't scheduled to compete here tonight, nevertheless here he comes.
(Alan slides in the ring and asks for a mic.)
Alan: Fox! I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of the bs. I want you in this ring, right now. Let's finish this.
Jon: Wait a second now, where is Fox, don't let him go out there.
Tara: Alan is calling out his opponent for Sunday, looks like we might get a taste of November Pain right here on Foundation.
Jon: No we're not, I've got a big match to protect here. (Shouting at people backstage) Find Fox and keep him back here. Tell him he is under orders to stay in the locker room. No excuses, find him.
(Fox slides in the ring after coming through the crowd)
Tara: Too late, Jon, he's already been found.
(Fox stomps the mat to get Alan to turn around, as soon as he does Fox charges and hits the Tail End DDT.)
Dick: The Tail End! The Tail End has occured, and the match isn't for two days.
(Alan no-sells it, beating Fox to his feet and staring down at him until they're both face to face)
Tara: How did he get up so soon?
(Alan and Fox trade punches in the ring as a team of referees storm the ring to try and pull them apart. Alan sets up for a Tiger Bomb, but the refs stop him and slowly get Fox and Alan to opposite sides of the ring.)
Dick: 48 hours away from November Pain, this situation has just combusted in front of us.
(Segment Rating: 77)
(Commercial Break)
("Simon Says" plays as Simon Diamond warms up in the ring.)
Dick: Thank you for being with us tonight, this will be our final match. Two days removed from a title match at November Pain, Simon Diamond is here tonight.
Tara: A newcomer to FPPVW, he was challenged right here last week by an annoyed Nykk.
(The clip is shown then "Fuel" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring.)
Simon Diamond vs. Dusty Schneble
Finish: Simon trys to grapple with Dusty, but every time Dusty just gets to the ropes and starts brawling, beating Simon down. As Dusty picks Simon up for the Rope Burn, Simon quickly grabs the top rope and launches himself, catching Dusty in a flying headscisor out of the ring. Both land hard and make thier way back into the ring, disoriented. Dusty charges first, but Simon ducks out of the way and Dusty almost collides with the ref. When he slides to a halt, Simon hits the Simoniser for a quick pin.
Winner: Simon Diamond by pin. Match Rating: 59
Tara: Simon Diamond victorious here tonight, is this a good omen for him this Sunday?
Dick: Be sure to watch for November Pain, this Sunday on DATV. For Tara Fisher, this is Dick Broccoli, see you there.
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