("Prayer" opening and on overview of November Pain)
Dick: Welcome everyone to FPPVW Arena, we're here on the wake of November Pain. This is Foundataion and I'm Dick Broccoli.
Tara: And I'm Tara Fisher. Get ready, because we're getting right to business.
("Sad But True" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards out to the ring.)
Dick: Joey's been riding high since he picked up a win over Concession Boy Sr. this past Sunday.
Tara: Too bad he had to use that skateboard to get the job done.
(Footage of the end of Joey Sprinklers vs. Concession Boy Sr. at November Pain.)
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh dances out to the ring.)
Finish: Joey blocks the Windbreaker, Concession Boy appears in the isle selling Huh T-shirts. He gets up next to the ring and tries to hand Huh a chain to use in the match, but Huh is too distracted by the T-shirts and keeps asking how much they are. He grabs one to take a closer look, Joey Sprinklers grabs it and covers Huh's face with it to blind him while he hits Da Sprinklinator for the pin.
Winner: Joey Sprinklers by pin Match Rating: 58
Tara: Concession Boy trying to help out Huh there, it just didn't work. That is a nice T-shirt though.
(Concession Boy Sr. slides into the ring and helps Huh to his feet, then makes him pay for the shirt.)
(Zac Hensley catches Cynric backstage.)
Zac: Cynric, a word real fast. You were somewhat conspicuous by your absence this past Sunday at November Pain. Why weren't you on the card?
Cynric: Zac, I was just talking to Jon Z about that. It seems he's been having trouble finding matches for me. I know what that really means, people are afraid to get in the ring. I'll be the first to admit, I'm not having the impact I was hoping for, I haven't won many matches, but of all the matches I've been in, one thing is constant. I hurt somebody, and they don't want to face me again. They might scrape by with a quick win, but they don't get away for free. Nobody.
(Segment Rating: 60)
(Commercial Break)
(Back in the ring, Erica Porter is warming up when "Faint" hits and Kai Kitta makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: Kai Kitta turned a lot of heads this past Sunday, what an amazing cage match she had with Kara Draxus, I could not believe my eyes.
(Footage of Kai's High Interceptor off the top of the cage.)
Kai Kitta vs. Erica Porter
Finish: Kai hits the Interceptor for a two count, Erica rolls out of the ring to compose herself. The ref keeps Kai inside and starts the count. Erica rolls back in at eight and knocks Kai down with a boot to the head when Kai charges. She goes for a flying splash, but Kai rolls out of the way and climbs the turnbuckles on the other side of the ring. When Erica gets back up Kai hits the High Interceptor for the pin.
Winner: Kai Kitta by pin Match Rating: 62
Dick: Nothing has been able to stop Kai this week.
Tara: She's making a statement, and with good reason. This week there's been a major announcement, the Ladies FPPVW Championship will be bestowed in one month from today, Sunday December 21 at our next big event Darkest Night. For more info, check out ppvrenegade.com and don't forget to watch all through December.
(Backstage in Alan Mayse' locker room, Alan is flipping through a magazine when there's a knock on the door. He answers it and Simon Diamond walks in.)
Simon: Alan, Simon's got a problem...
Alan: You don't have to tell me. Nykk's everyone's problem.
Simon: Nykk beat Simon soundly on Sunday, and just doesn't sit right. Don't you think things were a little off in that match?
Alan: I'm not sure what you mean, you know, Nykk fighting dirty like that is pretty commonplace.
(Nykk peeks his head in the door)
Nykk: My ears are burning.
Alan: Hey, get the hell out of here.
Nykk: How's it going Simon, had some time to think since November Pain?
Simon: Simon says that match wa...
Nykk: (Starting to hop on one foot, stops) Oh, sorry, I think I was getting ahead of you. Anyway...Alan. Saw you match with Fox, impressive. Never seen such intensity from you. I'll have to figure out what Fox did wrong though, he just can't seem to follow orders.
Alan: Nice try Nykk, but I think I've got it figured out. If he was ever working for you, I think Joey almost cracking his skull open with that skateboard would have nixed the deal. So why don't you go ahead and get ou...
Nykk: Get our coats? It's not that cold yet.
Alan: Don't start that sh...
Nykk: That Shiney New Year special the Rudolph people made, yeah, it's way too early for that.
Alan: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Nykk: Temper, temper Alan, is that any way to talk to a guy who's trying to offer someone a position in my organization.
Alan: I wouldn't join your stable if...
Nykk: Quiet Alan, who said I was talking to you.
(Simon hits a forearm to the back of Alan's neck and takes him down with a flurry of right hands and stomps.)
Nykk: Very good, now make it official.
(Simon turns Alan onto his back and steps on his face, doing the Eddy Guerrero-style boot twist)
Nykk: Simon...I think your problem has been solved.
(Segment Rating: 75)
(Commercial Break)
(Huh walks into the Eccentrics locker room, still holding the T-shirt he bought.)
Cheesecake: Well hello again. How'd it go?
Huh: You've got no idea how cool this is.
Cheesecake: What, you won?
Huh: Better! Did you know we've got merchandise?
Cheesecake: (Casually pushing a suitcase behind a chair, looking paranoid.) Merchandi'th'e? Whatever do you mean?
Huh: Look! (He holds out the Huh shirt)
Cheesecake: Oooohhh! Okay.
Huh: You know what this means? We get paid when this stuff sells! We've got to get on this.
Cheesecake: We're getting on th'omething?
Huh: We are going to be the kings of the T-shirt! I'm making a vow.
Cheesecake: I could make a queen joke, but I don't want to ruin the moment.
(Segment Rating: 59)
("My Way" hits and Nykk and Simon Diamond make thier way to the ring. Simon's wearing a new shirt, showing a cartoon depicting the Guerrero-style boot twist with the caption "This Heel just turned on your face.")
Tara: This match just added, Alan Mayse demanding a match with Nykk and Simon.
Dick: I just hope he hasn't bitten off too much here. Who's his partner going to be? He didn't ask for a handicap match, did he?
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan walks down the isle, stopping halfway as Nykk and Simon dare him to get in the ring. "Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox runs out, both he and Alan sliding into the ring and clearing it.)
Nykk and Simon Diamond vs. Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox
Finish: Fox hits the "Fox Fire" on Nykk (The reverse DDT he used on Alan at November Pain) and makes the cover, but Simon breaks the pin at two. Fox tags in Alan, and he tries to hit a tiger bomb on Nykk. Nykk strugles free and sneaks in a low blow.
Nykk tags Simon in. Simon picks up Alan and tries a suplex. It's reversed and Alan floats over for the cover. Nykk puts Simon's foot on the ropes to stop the count, then distracts Alan while Simon rolls up Alan for a cover. Fox breaks the count.
Nykk slides in and throws Fox out to the floor, following after him. The ref tries to regain order while Simon sneaks out and grabs the FPPVW Championship belt. He knocks Alan out and slides the belt out of the ring, getting the ref's attention and getting the pin.
Winner: Simon Diamond and Nykk by pin. Match Rating: 80
Tara: The newest addition to the Heel Stable has stolen a win here tonight.
Dick: I think this was a successful test. Simon Diamond has just proven his worth with a pin on Alan Mayse.
Tara: We're out of time here, join us next week on FPPVW Foundation.
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