(Aki Mann wanders around wide eyed backstage, finally he makes his way to Jon Z's office and opens the door.)
Jon: Can I help you?
Aki: I want to know what you're going to do about that thing running around.
Jon: What thing?
Aki: You know what I'm talking about. That thing attacked me all those weeks ago.
Jon: I have no idea what attacked you, no one ever saw it but you, and you've never said. What the hell was it?
Aki: Don't toy with me, if you won't do something, I'll have to take things into my own hands!
Jon: You...FINE! Go, get it. Sic 'em!
(Aki runs out screaming a war cry.)
Jon: It's official...we're a damn three ring circus. Damn I'm proud of these guys.
(Segment rating: 54)
("Prayer" opening, Lisa Letty is in the ring when "Guilty" hits and Kara Draxus makes her way to the ring.)
Dick: We're kicking of Foundation here at the FPPVW Arena, Kara Draxus and Lisa Letty in action here.
Tara: They're both getting warmed up for next month. Starting with this next week we'll be starting the tournament for the new Ladies FPPVW Championship. Let's take a look at the brackets, just set this week.
(A tournament bracket shows the matches: Naomi Leach vs. Lisa Letty, Erica Porter vs. Jade, Vix vs. Precious Lucy, Kai Kitta vs. Kara Draxus)
Kara Draxus vs. Lisa Letty
Finish: Kara sneaks a hidden object out of her boot and floors Lisa with it, hiding it again. She hits the Draxus Driver for the pin.
Winner: Kara Draxus by pin Match Rating: 59
(Kara celebrates, with the "the belt is mine" motion.)
Dick: That's just for starters, Jon Z went on record just before the show, we've got a huge four corners match tonight. Austin Lee, Kevin Stone, Alan Mayse, and Ronin Fox. Stay with us!
(Commercial Break)
(Austin Lee is backstage, when he sees Huh walk by.)
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Huh: Hey Austin, just wanted to say a quick, sorry about the whole incident with the haunted house. I know it's a little late, but you know, better late than never.
Austin: (glowering at Huh) the haunted house might as well be forgotten, if anyone has something to apologize for, it's your damn parter for the crap he tried to pull in that match.
Huh: Well, he's not here this week, he's out interviewing potential managers, but he did send something to give you as a peace offering.
Austin: Fine, whatever, hand it over. I have to get out of here.
(Huh hands Austin a cheerfully bright rainbow paper wrapped box and walks away. Austin promptly deposits the box in a trash can and leaves too. Joey Sprinklers wanders by, spots the box and opens it curiously.)
Joey: Ass cream?
(Match Rating: 57)
(Matt Stryker is in the ring, warming up.)
Dick: Matt Stryker is here, missing from the picture is Chad Collyer. 'Ol Collyer is touring in Japan at the moment, leaving Matt to singles action here tonight.
("Fuel" hits and the Pyro Twins make thier way to the ring.)
Matt Stryker vs. Dusty Schneble
Finish: Matt whips Dusty into the corner and tries to set up a superplex. Dusty sneaks in a low blow and throws Matt to the mat, hitting a leg drop from the second rope. He covers for a two count. Jay slides in the ring with a steel chair, but the ref restrains him while Dusty sneaks out, gets another chair, and knocks Matt out with a shot to the head. Getting rid of the chair he pulls Matt up and hits the Rope Burn for the pin.
Winner: Dusty Schneble by pin Match Rating: 65
(Jay tosses his chair to Dusty and Matt gets a few shots to the back of the head while refs start storming the ring to pull Dusty away.)
(Commercial Break)
(The refs have finally gotten the Pyro Twins out of the ring and are helping Matt Stryker to the back. He's busted open and looking groggy.)
Tara: Let's take you back to what went on during the break.
(The attack on Matt Stryker is shown again, this time also showing both Jay and Dusty taking turns giving Matt chair shots while he lays helpless on the mat.)
Dick: These two are plain ruthless. I wonder if we'll see Matt Stryker back in the ring anytime soon.
(Backstage, Huh answers his cell phone, holding it upside down.)
Huh: Hello?...hello? Huh? Who is this? Speak up...SPEAK UP! WHAT? TURN IT OVE... (He looks down and turns the phone right side up.) Hi Cheesecake. How goes the search? What do you mean they keep running away? Too many probing questions? I told you not to go too deep on thier first day. Yeah yeah, I know, just want to drive the point home is all. Look, keep at it, don't make them squirm too much, and if possible, lay off the sodomy. Wha? Making a euthenasia? I don't think I could ever make that kind of decision. (He hangs up with a shrug)
(Segment Rating: 59)
(Austin Lee and Kevin Stone are in the ring. "Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring. "Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Austin Lee vs. Kevin Stone vs. Alan Mayse vs. Ronin Fox
4 Corners Elimination
Finish: Alan hits the Tiger Bomb on Austin Lee for the pin, Kevin runs in immediately and spears Alan for a two count. Kevin attacks Fox and draws him inside. A three way brawl erupts, spilling to the outside. Kevin grabs a chair and charges Alan, but he ducks and Kevin overshoots and gets backdropped. Fox tries to pick Kevin up and throw him into the ring, but Kevin sneaks in a low blow. The ref tries to separate the three and get them in the ring, and pulls Fox away. Kevin takes the opporotunity to DDT Alan on the concrete and slide in the ring. Fox gets to his corner and the ref gets in to count Alan out.
Fox takes Kevin down and climbs the turnbuckles. Kevin catches Fox and hits a chokeslam from the top. Fox seems out, but Kevin wastes time celebrating. He poses in the corner, yelling "it's over!" Fox recovers and backs into the opposite corner. As soon as Kevin steps down Fox charges and hits the Tail End DDT. He covers for a two count, when Kevin grabs the ropes. Waisting no time, Fox climbs the turnbuckle and hits Fox Fire when Kevin stands. He covers for the pin.
Winner: Ronin Fox by pin Match Rating: 71
Dick: Fox pulls out a victory, how is Kevin going to explain this?
Tara: Be sure to watch next week for the start of the Ladies FPPVW Championship Tournament. For Dick Broccoli this is Tara Fisher. Goodnight everyone.
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