("Sad But True" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards to the ring.)
Dick: Welcome everyone to FPPVW Foundation, we're here in the FPPVW Arena in Downtown Dayton.
Tara: We're three weeks away from crowning our first Ladies FPPVW Champion at Darkest Night on December 21.
("Prayer" Opening followed by "Lets All Go To The Lobby" as Concession Boy Sr. makes his way to the ring, selling Kai Kitta sunglasses.)
Joey Sprinklers vs. Concession Boy Sr.
Finish: Joey hits Da Sprinklinator early but doesn't go for the pin. Instead he puts Concession into an STF and stretches him until he taps out.
Winner: Joey Sprinklers by submission. Match Quality: 65
(Kevin Stone runs out while Joey keeps the hold. Kevin picks up Joey's skateboard and slides in, motioning for Joey to pick Concession Boy up. He lays Concession out, busting him open. The two heels drag Concession Boy to the back.)
Dick: Concession Boy's been destroyed here! The Heel Stable seems intent on taking him out.
Tara: We need some help out here.
(Commercial Break)
(The Eccentrics are backstage. Huh is on his cell phone.)
Huh: WHAT??? You need to speak up!
(Cheesecake walks over and pulls the phone out of Huh's hand and puts it back in right side up.)
Huh: Now you're okay. Uh huh. Great! See you then!
(He hangs up and turns to Cheesecake.)
Huh: Great news, our search for management is over. I found someone, she'll be here next week.
Cheesecake: She? What happened to that...
Huh: He ran away screaming.
Cheesecake: And the guy who...
Huh: Screaming.
Cheesecake: And that great big...
Huh: Kicking AND screaming.
Cheesecake: Awwww...
Huh: This is going to help everything. Once we have a manager to take care of our business affairs we can focus on our wrestling. Maybe even capture those title belts we've been chasing.
Cheesecake: Title belts?
Huh: Yeah, you know the tag team championship.
Cheesecake: There isn't one yet.
Huh: There isn't a tag team title?
Cheesecake: Nope.
Huh: We'll see about that! (He storms off into the hall)
(Cheesecake shrugs and puts a sign up on the door reading "manager auditions, pants optional.)
(Segment rating: 65)
(Quick cut to the ring where Naomi Leach and Lisa Letty are in the ring and circling eachother.)
Tara: We're here and this is the first match in the Ladies FPPVW Championship tournament. Leach and Letty here to kick it off.
Naomi Leach vs. Lisa Letty
First Round Ladies FPPVW Championship Tournament
Finish: Naomi Leach keeps the match grounded and wears Lisa down, finishing with the Leach Hold.
Winnder: Naomi Leach by submission. Match Rating: 65
(Commercial Break)
(Erica Porter is in the ring, "The Ecstacy of Gold" from the S&M album hits and Jade makes her way to the ring.)
Dick: Making her debut here tonight, here's Jade!
Tara: What an opporotunity here tonight, her first match is going to be as part of the Ladies FPPVW Championship tournament.
Jade vs. Erica Porter
First Round Ladies FPPVW Championship Tournament
Finish: Jade and Erica battle through a series of cruiserweight-style moves, Jade always seeming one step faster than Erica. Erica applies a waistlock, trying for a german suplex. Jade blocks and reverses into a victory roll for the pin.
Winner: Jade by pin. Match Quality: 42
Tara: We're setting the stage for the next round of the tournament. This will set up Naomi Leach vs. Jade in two weeks. Next week don't forget to watch for another debut, Prescious Lucy will take on Vix, and Kai Kitta will once again take on Kara Draxus.
("Sad but True" hits after the ring is cleared, the Heel Stable make thier way to the ring.)
Tara: The Heel Stable is out in force.
Dick: But what is thier purpose? Only Joey was scheduled for a match here tonight.
(Nykk gets the mike, and turns to face his stablemates.)
Nykk: Seems like it's been far too long since I've had a few words out here, and I've got a lot of words on my mind. A lot of short words, that Dayton fans might just understand, but which wouldn't make it on tv, and I'll be damned if I give you ***holes in this damn arena something special.
(Nykk soaks up the heat while looking over the stable.)
Nykk: I was looking over our progress, and I'd say things have improved for us here. I'm still the FPPVW Champion, our ranks have grown, just today, Joey put Concession Boy Sr. on the shelf. Everything is just going nice and smooth except for... (He looks Kevin in the eye) you!
(Kevin shifts his stance uncomfortably, barely looking up at Nykk.)
Nykk: What the f*** are you doing? When are you going to get it through your f***ing head that failure is not an option? Look at me!
(Kevin looks up.)
Nykk: You have a choice to make here. I'm giving you a month to make it. Look at Simon.
(Kevin does as he's told.)
Nykk: You get to decide what Simon is to us. Is he an addition, or is he a replacement? If you can't figure that out, then well...
(Nykk signals to Simon with a nod, and Simon hits the Simonizer on Kevin. The music hits again as the Heel Stable leaves the ring.)
(Segment Rating: 80)
(Commercial Break)
("Fuel" plays while Jay Crowe warms up in the ring, Dusty watches from ringside. "Pajamarama" hits and Cheesecake prances down to ringside.)
Jay Crowe vs. Cheesecake
Finish: Cheesecake poses and blows a kiss to Dusty, Jay charges. Cheesecake ducks out of the way and Jay collides with Dusty, who's trying to enter the ring. Cheesecake acts quickly and hits a german suplex, rolling through and looks about to go for another, but then simply holds Jay in place. Jay yells something that has to be bleeped out and runs to the ropes, the ref breaking the hold. Cheesecake backs up and signals for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but Jay just rolls out of the ring. Cheesecake chases after him, running like Benny Hill, and Jay takes a lap around the ring and slides in, pushing the ref aside to get his attention while Dusty hits a boot to the head on Cheesecake and rolls him inside. Jay hits the Overhaul for the pin.
Winner: Jay Crowe by pin. Match Quality: 67
Tara: I don't know where the hell Huh got himself lost, but Dusty Schneble just helped Jay steal this win.
(Dusty and Jay put the boots to Cheesecake. Eventually Huh runs out and the Pyro Twins slip out of the ring laughing while he checks on Cheesecake.)
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