("Prayer" opening)
("Pretty with a Pistol" plays while Vix warms up in the ring.)
Tara: Vix is in the ring and ready for action.
Dick: Vix isn't normally an in-ring competitor, but even she couldn't resist the opporotunity to call herself the first ever Ladies FPPVW Champion.
("Darling Nikki" by Prince hits and Precious Lucy makes her way to the ring.)
Precious Lucy vs. Vix
Ladies FPPVW Championship Tournament, First Round
Finish: Vix offers almost no offence, Lucy showing off an array of suplexes. Vix tries to rally back with a DDT, but Lucy grabs the rope. As Vix argues over the count with the ref, Lucy sneaks up and hits a german suplex, bridging into the pin.
Winner: Precious Lucy by pin. Match Quality: 51
Dick: Precious Lucy takes the win in her first match, what a way to make an impact here by making it to round two of this tournament. Next week she'll face the winner of our next match, as Kai Kitta takes on long time rival Kara Draxus.
(Backstage, Huh is pacing back and forth, nervously. Cheesecake checks his watch.)
Huh: How long has it been?
Cheesecake: Well la'th't night I measured and it wa'th up to...
Huh: I mean how long have we been waiting?
Cheesecake: Oh, not long. She'll be here th'oon.
(Zac Hensley peeks in the room.)
Zac: Huh? That girl you asked about, I think I saw her on the way to the ring.
Huh: We were supposed to meet here, oh well, let's hurry! (He and Cheesecake rush away just as "Pajamarama" hits and Pinky makes her way out to the ring, looking very confused.)
(She walks up to the ring, the ring announcer not recognizing her. Huh and Cheesecake run out and catch up to her, and the three climb in the ring, Huh grabbing a mic.)
Huh: Ladies and Gentlemen, here tonight for you to meet is a true great in the world of management, and our new representation as a tag team. Pinky, greet the crowd.
Pinky: (Taking the mic) ...Hi... (She hands it back)
Huh: Are you ready to take us to the top of the wrestling world?
Pinky: Um...I guess.
Cheesecake: Now, now, thi'th i'th the fir'th't we've met. Tell me a little about your'th'elf, th'exy girl.
Pinky: Huh?
Huh: What?
Pinky: What was he saying?
Huh: Who?
Cheesecake: Me?
Huh: What?
Pinky: I don't know.
Cheesecake: Third ba'th'e!
Pinky: I already took a bath.
Huh: What was the question again?
Cheesecake: I a'th'ked about her.
Huh: What about her?
Pinky: Well, like I told you on the phone, I have three years experience as a manager.
Cheesecake: Three year'th? Wow.
Pinky: Yeah, just last year I got promoted to assistant manager of the whole district.
Cheesecake: The what?
Huh: That's real impressive. I guess you had a lot of wrestlers working for you.
Cheesecake: Wait, what exactly were you a manager of?
Pinky: Well, I started at the Kroger over in Sugarcreek and from there I got promoted to...
Cheesecake: Huh, we need to talk.
(He pulls Huh out of the ring, taking the mic with him, Pinky follows them, still looking very confused.)
(Segment Rating: 74)
(Commercial Break)
("Guilty" hits and Kara Draxus sulks her way to the ring, practically screaming at every fan she passes.)
Tara: Kara Draxus and Kai Kitta have been at each others throats for weeks now, I think Kara believes that Kai is holding her back here in FPPVW.
Dick: These two tore it up at November Pain, lets take a look.
(The ending of the cage match from November Pain is shown.)
("Faint" hits and Kai Kitta makes her way to the ring.)
Kara Draxus vs. Kai Kitta
Ladies FPPVW Championship Tournament First Round
Finish: Kara and Kai lock up, Kara sneaks in a rake to the eyes and sets Kai up with a vertical suplex. She climbs the turnbuckles and misses an elbow drop when Kai rolls. Kai backs up and charges for an Interceptor when Kara gets up, but it gets ducked. Kara kicks to the midsection and sets up for the Draxus Driver, but Kai wriggles free and runs the ropes behind Kara, hitting the Interceptor from behind for the pin.
Winner: Kai Kitta by pin. Match Quality: 74
(Kara comes around and watches as Kai celebrates. As Kai makes her way back up the isle, Kara gets up and starts screaming again, kicking the bottom rope and threatening the ref.)
Dick: Kai advances, while Kara starts devolving in front of us. Let's take a look at our brackets.
Tara: Next week Jade will take on Naomi Leach and Kai will battle it out with Prescious Lucy. The finals will take place nine days from tonight at Darkest Night from Sinclair Community College's gymnasium.
(Jon Z is in his office, pouring over some paper, muttering to herself. Huh looks in.)
Huh: Hey, Jon, got a minute?
Jon: Don't you have a match to get ready for?
Huh: Yeah, but I wanted to ask about getting some tag team titles.
Jon: Right, so I heard. I'd love to get a real tag team division going, but first I'd need some more teams.
Huh: Can't you hire some?
Jon: It's on the list, but first I have to find a replacement for Concession Boy Sr. I tell you, there must be a curse on that...family. One gets deported, the other one is out with a concussion.
Huh: Oh that. Give me a second. (He runs out of the room.)
Jon: Why do I get this sudden sickening feeling?...
Huh: (Returning with a large black man in tow.) Here you go, I found Concession Boy! (He winks.)
Jon: What?
Huh: Just replace him with this guy, no one will notice.
Jon: Huh, I don't think that's going to work.
Huh: Why not?
Jon: Well for one...HE'S BLACK!
Huh: (Shocked) Why, Jon, I never thought you were a racist!
Jon: I'm not a racist! He wasn't black last week!
Concession Boy III: Look, give me a shot, I know I can sell cotton candy. I don't know why you feel you have to fool anyone, it's not like they care if it's the same guy giving them snacks.
Jon: (With a blank look and a sigh, he looks through some papers and makes a few marks on one.) Just sign the contract.
(Segment Rating: 57)
(Aki Mann's theme hits, and he makes his way to the ring, constantly looking over his shoulder and turning in circles nervously.)
Tara: We still don't know what is getting in the mind of Aki Mann, he's been acting wierd for many weeks now.
Dick: Well, wierder anyway.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Cynric vs. Aki Mann
Finish: Aki puts on the Aki Armbar, pouring on the pressure. Cynric just points behind Aki, and the hold is broken as Aki jumps to his feet, watching for someone who isn't there. He turns back around and gets his with the Lift Off. Cynric covers for the win.
Winner: Cynric by pin Match Rating: 53
(Commercial Break)
("Fuel" plays, the Pyro Twins in the ring, discussing something. "Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make thier way to the ring, Pinky following with a strange look on her face.)
Huh vs. Dusty Schneble
Finish: Jay trips Huh as he's running the ropes, and Dusty drops an elbow. Jay tells the ref he "didn't do nothin'" while Cheesecake whispers in Pinky's ear. She climbs up on the apron and looks back at Cheesecake saying "Is this right?" Cheesecake nods and yells "now" and Pinky moons Dusty.
Dusty stares and walks up to Pinky. Cheesecake yells "step two" and Pinky grabs Dusty's head and drops to the floor, hanging Dusty on the top rope while Huh rolls him up for a quick pin.
Winner: Huh by pin. Match Rating: 68
Tara: Did Pinky know what she just did?
(Dusty slides out of the ring, stepping up to Pinky and staring her down. Jay walks up behind her to cut off her escape. Cheesecake runs to help, smacking Dusty on the ass. Dusty jumps and turns on Cheesecake, a look of disbelief on his face. Cheesecake yells "step three" and Pinky kneels down to hit a low blow on Dusty. Jay moves to grab her, but Huh grabs his arm and spins him around, flooring him with a right hand. The Eccentics all gather and celebrate, Pinky a bit halfheartedly wondering what she's gotten into.)
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