("Prayer" opening, fading to "My Way" as Nykk makes his way to the ring, followed by Joey Sprinklers.)
Tara: Oh goodie, what a way to kick the night off.
Dick: Welcome to Foundation, and despite Tara Fisher's unenthusiastic hello, we've got an exciting night here from the FPPVW Arena.
(Nykk and Joey take the ring.)
Nykk: Welcome everyone, welcome to the FPPVW Arena. Welcome to Foundation...and welcome to MY new show!
Tara: I'm not going to like this, am I?
Nykk: Now, bear with me here, I put in a request for a new set and everything, make sure we started off right. Where is it?
(Joey Sprinklers slides out of the ring and looks around, checking under the ring and finding two non-matching folding chairs with Nykk's name taped under them.)
Nykk: That's it? That's my set? Screw that, I'll stand. Well we have the host. We have a scheduled guest, who I'll get to later. All this show needs is a name. Something that says "this is Nykk's show."
Joey: Hey, I got it. We're heels, so lets call this..."The Shoe Shop!"
Nykk: No.
Joey: "Sole Food?"
Nykk: How about not?
Joey: "Feet and inches?" "Sock it to me?" Oh, "Toeing the line."
(Nykk smacks Joey)
Nykk: Welcome to the Nykk show! Joey, get the hell out of here.
(Joey leaves the ring.)
Nykk: Here on the Nykk show, I wanted to bring something special to you. I wanted to sign a huge name to appear, a true celebrity. You see, I want the Nykk Show to bring you only the best and brightest, the highest quality guests available...But not tonight. Tonight, I just had something that's been bugging the hell out of me and I have to see if I can resolve it. So, ladies and gentlemen, here is your "very special" guest.
(Aki Mann's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring, looking very nervous, his hair looks like he hasn't combed it in weeks.)
Nykk: Aki Mann...champion of justice here in FPPVW. I have to ask you...What the f***?
Aki: What? What are you asking citizen? You are being unclear.
Nykk: A long time ago now, you saw something, some kind of...I don't know. All I know is that you've been acting like a nutbar ever since, and you still haven't told anyone what shook you up.
(Footage of Aki being forced out of the Eccentric's locker room is shown, along with assorted clips of Aki acting insane.)
Aki: Quite frankly, my good man, you're intelect cannot possibly withstand the assault of my knowledge. The things I have seen sent me to the brink of true madness, and only now have I truely recovered.
Nykk: So you're not going to tell me?
Aki: Trust me, you are better off not knowing such things. (He places a hand on Nykk's shoulder) If I could go back, I don't know if I could stand to look into those evil eyes once more.
Nykk: Well thank you for that cryptic response anyway. I know in time I can put this dissapointment behind HOLY S*** THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND YOU!
(Aki screams and hides behind Nykk, looking around wildly.)
Nykk: Oh wait, that's just the ugly chick who always sits in the third row.
Aki: That isn't funny. She may be ugly, but that's no excuse.
Nykk: Silly me. Now back to business. You say you've recovered? Just in time for your match tonight against the debuting Colt Cabana. How have you prepared to be tested against this sure to be near insurmountable obstacle.
(Nykk fights to keep a straight face as Aki answers.)
Aki: Cabana is surely either a master villain or a fool if he requested his first match be with me. He seeks to take down the piller of justice of FPPVW so his evil can run rampant and unchecked.
Nykk: Oh, surely. Good luck to you tonight.
Aki: Thank you, citizen, and fear not. No evil shall enter this arena while Aki Mann is on the job.
Nykk: With you here to protect us, I'm sure...(mumbles) we're all doomed.
Aki: What was...?
Nykk: Thanks for coming on the show, now get the hell out of my ring.
Aki: Very well...
(Aki looks confused and a little angry, but he turns and starts to climb out of the ring. Nykk walks up behind him.)
Nykk: WOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Aki jumps and trips, falling outside the ring with a flop.)
Nykk: Now on to more important business. Super Crazy. I know by now you have that contract in your hand. It's only 22 days until Pain and Glory, you have three chances to prove to Dayton Ohio that you can be a fighting champion. I'll be waiting.
(Aki jumps back into the ring and attacks Nykk with a chop to the back of the neck. Nykk stumbles a bit, but turns around to stare Aki down. He floors Aki with a right hand and pulls him back up, hitting Howling Moon I.)
Dick: Well Aki, thanks for being on the show, looks like you got a lovely parting gift.
Tara: We're underway here on Foundation, later tonight we'll see the Ladies FPPVW Title defended as Naomi Leach takes on the challenger Jade. Two new FPPVW stars will debut tonight, Colt Cabana and Rico Cassanova.
Dick: Don't forget Austin Lee taking on Ronin Fox, this night going to be packed. Stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
("Copa Cabana" hits and Colt Cabana makes his way to the ring. Aki Mann is still lying in the middle of the ring, not moving. The ref is checking on him.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we were scheduled to have Aki Mann take on Colt Cabana here tonight, but due to the actions of Nykk before the comercial it looks like Aki isn't set for action here.
(Before the break footage is shown.)
Dick: While we wait for the ref to decide if this match will go on, we have some words from the Pyro Twins from earlier tonight.
(Zac Hensley catches up to the Pyro Twins. They're both wearing "This Heel Just Turned on your Face" shirts.)
Zac: Dusty, Jay. We all saw you last week as you joined the Heel Stable last week, and what you almost did to Kevin Stone. For the record, would you really have gone through with that?
Dusty: Would I have gone through with it? Let me ask you something, Zac. What would you do if I told you I was going to burn this place to the ground? Would you stand there and ask me if I mean it, or would you get the hell out of the building?
Jay: We're not here to play around, and we don't make idle threats. Now run along before we put your head through a wall.
Zac: One more question if you don't mind.
Jay: We do. (He reaches for Zac who backs up and runs as fast as he can.)
(Back in the ring, Aki is on his feet and is talking to the ref.
Tara: If I hear right, it sounds like Aki wants to go ahead with the match.
Aki Mann vs. Colt Cabana
(Aki charges toward Colt as soon as the bell rings. Colt sidesteps and Aki runs headfirst into the turnbuckle. Colt picks him up and sets him up on the top turnbuckle, turning around casually and pulling him off the turnbuckle with a powerbomb. He covers, his feet up on the ropes, and gets a two count.)
(Aki starts screaming and drags the ref to the corner, pointing and demonstrating how Colt was cheating. The ref questions Colt, and Aki steps behind him, kicking him low from behind. He rolls Colt up, but gets a thumb to the eye before the one count. Colt rolls out of the ring and stands up on the apron, Aki stands up and gets met with a high kick to the head over the ropes that sends him right back down. Colt hits a slingshot legdrop for the three count.)
Winner: Colt Cabana by pin.
Tara: Colt with a win here on Foundation, an impressive maneuver there to take down Aki Mann.
Dick: We've still plenty of great action coming your way, after this next break the Ladies FPPVW Championship will be defended right here. Stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
(Jade is in the ring, warming up. "Social" hits and Naomi Leach makes her way to the ring.)
Dick: We're back and Naomi Leach is ready to put her belt on the line. A true fighting champion here in FPPVW.
Tara: Unlike our current male champion, who has yet to respond to Nykk's challenge.
Naomi Leach vs. Jade
Ladies FPPVW Championship
(Naomi finishes the match quickly with the Leach Hold.)
Winner: Naomi Leach by submission.
(A video is shown, Super Crazy is shown sitting next to a pool outside a fancy looking hotel.)
Super Crazy: Hola, FPPVW y Dayton Ohio. (The dubbing starts.) I'm here in Rio De Janero, and I'm getting psyched about my return to the FPPVW Arena. I can hardly wait to leave this hot poolside chair so I can go back to the glorious Ohio winter weather. This belt has been...(he looks around for a moment, finding the belt tossed behind the chair, picking it up, letting some water from the pool area drip off it, and putting it on his shoulder.) This belt has been a tremendous source of pride in my travels, and when I make it back there, I'm going to prove to each and every one of you just how much it means to me.
(Commercial Break)
(Rico Cassanova is in the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation. Our second debut tonight is in the ring. Rico Cassanova is set for action.
("Let's All Go to the Lobby" hits and Concession Boy III makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Concession Boy Sr. They're selling "Sprinklinator" t shirts.)
Rico Cassanova vs. Concession Boy III
(Rico takes 3 down to the mat early and keeps him there for most of the match. Sr. is able to distract Rico long enough for 3 to slam him and set up for an elbow drop off the top. Rico rolls up to his feet and runs to the corner, launching 3 off the turnbuckles. Rico pulls 3 up and sets up for the Kryptonite Crunch. He hits it and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Rico Cassanova by pin.
Dick: He calls that the Cassanova Crunch, I call it effective.
Tara: Congratulations to Rico on his first FPPVW win.
("Simon Sez" hits and Simon Diamond and Swinger make thier way to the ring.)
Dick: Well without a pause, we're on our way into some tag team action. A reunion here of Simon Diamond and Swinger, friends and partners from the ECW days.
("Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make thier way to the ring, accompanied by Pinky.)
Simon Diamond and Swinger vs. The Eccentrics
(Simon starts the match with Cheesecake. They tie up and Simon applies a side headlock. Cheesecake struggles and puts a hand behind Simon. Simon lets go and jumps away with a strange look on his face.)
Tara: Well that's true to form.
(Simon forces himself to ignore Cheesecake's "distraction tactics" and is able to outwrestle him at every turn. Cheesecake reverses a vertical suplex and runs to a neutral corner, he climbs up but gets caught and crotched on the top turnbuckle. Simon tags in Swinger and they both return to the corner to hit a double superplex on Cheesecake.)
(Swinger pulls Cheesecake to his feet and whips him into the ropes, hitting a tilt-a-whirl slam on the rebound. He hits the ropes and goes for a legdrop, Cheesecake turns while Swinger is in midair and sends a knee into Swinger's groin.)
(Cheesecake crawls over to tag in Huh, who jumps in and runs to go for a splash on Swinger, Swinger grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out of the way. He hits a slingshot legdrop and covers for a two count, Huh rolling back toward his corner and up to his feet.)
(Swinger tags in Simon, and Huh walks right into a clothesline. Simon picks up Huh and tries for the Simonizer, but Huh hooks a foot on the bottom rope and pulls himself away.)
Dick: Wow, that was actually a smart escape.
(Huh grins and turns around to look at Cheesecake, pointing to his foot and talking about how he escaped the move. He gets hit with a right hand that stuns him. Simon backs up, and Huh tries to run to hit him back. His foot is still hooked in the rope and he falls flat on his face.)
Dick: I knew it was too good to be true.
(Simon finally hits the Simonizer and is about to go for the cover. Cheesecake runs in, and Swinger jumps in with him. Cheesecake hits a clothesline on Swinger and mounts him, punching. Simon shrugs and makes the cover on Huh for the three count.)
Winners: Simon Diamond and Swinger by pin.
Dick: Okay, forget the things that Huh has done. THAT was really stupid.
Tara: Cheesecake was caught up in the confusion there at the end, he just let Simon have the win there.
Dick: I wonder if a tag team match is just too much for these two to think thier way through.
Tara: We have to take a break, stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're set for a great match here, but before we get to it, let's take a look at some words we just recieved from Jon Z as we went on the air.
(Jon Z is in his office, facing the camera.)
Jon: Fans of FPPVW, I would like to announce that plans are now in place to crown the first FPPVW Tag Team Champions. The tournament brackets are currently being filled, and the tournament itself shall start within the next month. We're all looking forward to showing you the teams you know and some new combinations. Thank you.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Austin Lee vs. Ronin Fox
(Fox slides in the ring and ducks a right hand, standing back up and hitting a hangmans neckbreaker. Fox backs to the center of the ring and waits for Austin to stand up. He charges but Austin catches him with an armdrag, applying a hammerlock on the mat. Fox forces his way to his feet, reverses the hammerlock and shoves Austin into the corner. He sets Austin up on the ropes for a back superplex, but Austin knocks Fox away with several elbows then stands on the turnbuckles and going for a senton splash. Fox rolls out of the way and gets up to his feet, catching Austin as he stands and hitting an arm drag. Austin rolls to his feet quickly as Fox rushes forward, Austin hitting a hip toss. Fox gets to the ropes and climbs up, Austin charges. Fox hits a back body drop that sends Austin over the ropes. He lands on his feet on the apron and grabs Fox by the hair, pulling him down. He hits a slingshot senton and rolls back up to his feet, hitting the ropes on the opposite side. He goes for a dropkick to Fox, who's still on the mat, but Fox grabs the rope and ziplines out of Austin's path. Austin slides out of the ring and tumbles to the floor. Fox gets up and hits the ropes, hitting a plancha on Austin.)
(Austin and Fox lay in the aisle, the longest they've been still so far. Austin crawls up the apron and gets into the ring at 8. Fox stands up on the outside. Austin fakes a slingshot move, and Fox moves quickly, sliding into the ring. Austin hits a legdrop on Fox before he can get up. Austin drags Fox to the center of the ring and applies a single leg boston crab. Fox barely is able to crawl to the ropes before tapping out.)
(Austin pulls Fox to his feet, but Fox suddenly goes for the Tail End. Austin holds on to the top rope to stop himself, Fox landing on his back. Austin hits a standing elbow drop and drags him to the center of the ring. Austin goes up to the top rope and hits an elbow drop for a two count.)
(Austin signals for the Degenerate Driver and waits for Fox to get to his feet. Austin lifts Fox up, but Fox reveres into the Tail End DDT for the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox by pin.
Tara: Wow! An incredibly fast paced match, I don't think I've seen better out of either of these two.
Dick: I can barely catch my breath from trying to call that one.
Tara: We're drawing close to the end of the show, we have one last commercial break. Don't go anywhere.
(Commercial Break)
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way out to the ring. He gets a microphone.)
Cynric: It's time I quit kidding myself. I should know by now there's only one way to get noticed in this business. Make people notice you. You have to go out and give people something they'll remember, and you have to do it at the perfect moment.
Tara: I'd say that sounds right.
Cynric: I also know, that open challenges rarely get you anywhere. So in the interest of being specific. Nykk! What better way to prove myself, than against the longest reigning FPPVW Champion. That is if you can risk looking bad before your upcoming title match.
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Vix.)
Dick: Well there's your answer, Nykk is here and he looks ready for a war.
Cynric vs. Nykk
(Nykk tries to lock up, but Cynric keeps him at bay with a series of kicks. Nykk is barely able to avoid contact. Nykk is able to block one kick and hit a dragon screw legwhip. He applies an anklelock, but Cynric quickly turns over and kicks Nykk away.)
(Nykk backs up and hits a clothesline as Cynric gets back up. He hits the ropes sideways and misses an elbow as Cynric rolls. Cynric goes for the Lift Off, but Nykk rolls out of the ring.)
(Nykk confers with Vix and rolls back in quickly. Nykk and Cynric lock up. Nykk goes behind into a waistlock and tries for a german suplex. Cynric blocks and reverses the waistlock, hitting a german suplex with a bridge. He gets a two count, but Vix is able to push the bottom rope close enough for Nykk to greab it.)
(Cynric stands up, celebrating, thinking he's won. The ref puts his arms down and they argue. Cynric turns around and gets greeted with a rake to the eyes. Nykk hits a northern lights suplex. Vix holds down Cynrics feet as the ref makes a three count.)
Winner: Nykk by pin.
Tara: Nykk has won here tonight, but he had to throw a few rules out the window. We still don't know if Super Crazy is going to take Nykk's challenge, but do we even know if this is the right man for the job?
Dick: If there's one man who can outcheat Super Crazy, it might just be this man.
Tara: A point well taken. That's it for tonight, thank you for joining us for another great episode of Foundation. For Dick Broccoli, this is Tara Fisher. Good night, Dayton.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-67
Nielson Rating-.50
Attendance-167
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
The Nykk Show with guest Aki Mann: 77
The Pyro Twins speak out: 69
Colt Cabana debuts def. Aki Mann: 49(27/72)
Naomi Leach def. Jade for the Ladies FPPVW Championship: 62(62/63)
Super Crazy Video: 59
Rico Cassanova debut def. Concession Boy III: 58(34/82)
Swinger and Simon Diamond def. Eccentrics: 71(66/77)
Jon Z on the upcoming Tag Team Championship Tournament: 80
Ronin Fox def. Austin Lee: 82(67/98)
Cynric talks about his match tonight: 60
Nykk def. Cynric: 74(67/81)
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