("Prayer" opening, fading into "Guilty" as Kara Draxus makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome to Foundation, here once again at the FPPVW Arena in Dayton. I'm Tara Fisher, along as always with Dick Broccoli.
Dick: We're getting to the action fast tonight, one of the toughest women in wrestling is in the ring right now.
("Faint" hits and Kai Kitta makes her way to the ring.)
Kara Draxus vs. Kai Kitta
(Kai takes command of the match, taking Kara down with a snapmare and applying a surfboard. She lets go and hits the ropes quickly, hitting a dropkick to Kara's back that sends her face first into the canvas. Kai applies an armbar. Kara fights up to her feet and reverses into a hammerlock on Kai. She hits the ropes and goes for a tilt-a-whirl headscisor, but Kai just tosses her away.)
(Kai pulls Kara up and whips her into the corner. She charges and gets a boot to the midsection. Kara gets up on the second ropes and dives over Kai, hitting a sunset flip for a two count.)
(Kai rolls away and up to her feet, then charges with a flying leg lariat. She gets up and signals for the Interceptor. Kara stands up, Kai charges again. Kara ducks the interceptor and hits a german suplex, bridging for a two count.)
(Kara threatens the ref, while Kai gets up. Kara shoves the ref into Kai, the ref warns Kara that she's about to be disqualified, even turning to the timekeeper to be ready is she tries something else. Kara takes that opporotunity to rake Kai's eyes and set up for the Draxus Driver. She hits it and covers, holding the ropes to get a three count.)
Winner: Kara Draxus by pin.
Dick: A long time in coming, Kara Draxus scores a win over Kai here tonight.
Tara: She's always been one to take any course of action neccessary. Wait, what is she doing now.
(Kara picks up Kai and signals for another Draxus Driver. She lifts Kai up, but puts her down when she sees Naomi Leach running out. Naomi hits the ring and Kara slides out.)
Dick: Any course of action, including running for it. She didn't wany anything from our Ladies FPPVW Champion tonight.
Tara: Thank you again for joining us here on Foundation. Stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
("Crazy Train" hits and Silver King makes hiw way to the ring.)
Tara: For those of you just joining us, you missed a hell of a match at the start of the show, Kara Draxus stealing a victory from Kai Kitta.
(A replay of the end of the match is shown.)
Dick: Moving on, I'm very curious to hear what Silver King has to say.
King: Dayton Ohio! It's good to be back. Now, don't get too excited, you champion isn't here tonight. I just saw him this past Monday. Nykk, your package was delivered, and Super Crazy is taking the time to think it over. You will have your answer in one week, right here in this ring. And, Nykk, Heel boy, understand something here. For what you did to me, you will pay. You will pay a lot. In fact, I'll say you will pay double.
(King puts down his mic and leaves the ring.)
Tara: Pay double? What is he talking about?
Dick: Who knows what's going through his head, we might get an inkling of it next week.
("Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Kevin Stone on the way out for action tonight. Kevin got a fresh start here in FPPVW when he turned his back on the Heel Stable. He made his statement loud and clear that day.
(Footage of the incident from January 23 is shown, highlighting Kevin spearing Nykk, and the Pyro Twins attacking from behind.)
("Fuel" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Jay Crowe.)
Kevin Stone vs. Dusty Schneble
(Kevin starts the match with a series of hard clotheslines. He whips Dusty to the ropes and goes for the spear early, but Dusty holds onto the ropes and jumps out of the ring. Kevin stops and grins.)
Tara: I don't think Dusty was ready for that level of energy out of Kevin Stone.
Dick: But I don't think Kevin is prepared for the Pyro Twins. Say what you will, he can't defeat both of them on his own, and once that ref makes one mistake, that's the match Kevin's going to be looking at.
(Dusty tries to slide in, but Kevin is right there. Dusty stays out as the ref counts. Jay gets up on the apron, Kevin tries to ignore him and focus on Dusty, but while still keeping an eye out in case he gets any closer. The ref stops the count and tries to get Jay off the apron, Dusty gets up on the other side. Kevin charges with a right hand, Dusty ducks back and rakes Kevin's eyes. Dusty climbs into the ring and whips Kevin into the corner, chest first. He starts throwing punches to the back of Kevin's head and backs up, charging with a dropkick between the shoulders. Kevin crumbles against the corner. Dusty grabs Kevin by the hair and tries to hit his head into the turnbuckle, but Kevin blocks and elbows Dusty to escape.)
(Kevin fights back with chops and right hands, setting Dusty up and hitting a vertical suplex. He goes to the corner and gets on the second rope. Jay grabs his foot, but Kevin keeps his balance, trying to kick Jay off. Dusty runs to the corner and climbs up with Kevin, trying to set up a superplex. Kevin holds the rope to block the move, stuns Dusty with a right hand, and grabs him by the throat. He hits a chokeslam from the second rope and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Kevin Stone by pin.
Tara: The plan backfired, Kevin pulls out a victory there, even with Jay trying to hold him back.
(Jay jumps in the ring and picks Kevin up, hitting the Overhaul. Dusty eventually recovers and the Pyro Twins start stomping Kevin.)
Dick: But here it goes back to what I was talking about. The match is over, now he's faced with two men, he can't take on the world. Making enemys of the Heel Stable might have been the worst mistake he could have made.
("Show Me How to Live" hits and J.R. Ryder runs to the ring. He grabs Dusty and hits a sitout power bomb.)
Tara: Ryder's out, Ryder's out, and he just hit the Ryder Bomb.
Dick: What does he have to do with any of this?
(Jay jumps Ryder and backs him up with right hands as Kevin Stone gets to the opposite corner and cimbs to his feet. Ryder blocks a punch and hits a kick to the midsection, he spins Jay around and jumps through the ropes and out of the way as Kevin hits a spear on Jay.)
(Ryder and Kevin shake hands as the show goes to commercial break.)
(Aki Mann's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back again, we're looking at a certifiable nutbar right here in Aki Mann.
Dick: That may be, but he'll fit right in with this match.
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Cheesecake and Pinky.)
Aki Mann vs. Huh
(Huh controls the match up until he throws Aki out of the ring and backs up to go for a plancha. Cheesecake jumps up on the apron and grabs his arm, pleading with him not to try it. Aki takes the chance, jumps in the ring and clotheslines Huh over the top rope. Aki gets up on the turnbuckles and hits a flying crossbody on both Huh and Cheesecake. He looks over and Pinky, who quickly turns and runs. Aki chases her yelling something about saving her from the weird people's vile clutches.)
(Pinky runs all the way around the ring, Aki chasing her and running right into a dropkick from Huh. Huh slides Aki into the ring and sets him up for the Windbreaker. Aki blocks and hits a low blow that the ref misses. Aki rolls up Huh and gets a three count.)
Winner: Aki Mann by pin.
Tara: Is this an upset? It feels like an upset.
Dick: I sure didn't see an Aki victory coming. The Eccentrics seem to continue thier downward slope, they just haven't had the same spark to them since December.
(Aki leaves the ring, Huh sits up in the ring but refuses to get up and leave.)
(Cheesecake gets in the ring and tries to help him up, Huh just goes dead weight and stays on the mat.)
(Pinky gets a microphone.)
Pinky: Huh, I don't pretend to understand what just happened. I mean, why did he hit you there, wasn't that illegal?
(Cheesecake rolls his eyes and keeps trying to pick Huh up.)
Pinky: Anyway, I know you're depressed, but I have some good news. I was saving it for either a celebration or to cheer you up, so here it is. Next week, in this very ring, Jon Z is going to let you debut the Eccentrics Rules Match.
(Huh looks up, suprised. He starts to smile, getting up and talking to Pinky.)
Pinky: That's right. You can choose your opponents, and he'll aprove it. You just have to get him a copy of the rules to approve it.
(Huh literally jumps for joy and runs out of the ring.)
Tara: Eccentrics rules?
Dick: I suddenly get this sinking feeling in my stomach. I don't know why.
(Commercial Break)
("Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: It's been an interesting night to say the least. We'll have Super Crazy's answer to Nykk's challenge in one week. We've seen perhaps the beginings of a new alliance between Kevin Stone and J.R. Ryder, and we're trying to get details now on the mysterious "Eccentrics Rules" match that will debut right here on Foundation.
Dick: The action has been fierce in the ring, and backstage as well, as this happened during the break.
(Footage is shown of the Concession Boys in the merchandise stand. They're folding t shirts and setting up other souveniers.)
CB3: I must thank you, beermaster, you've taught me much in the last couple months.
CB SR: I know, little pretzel-hopper, but someday you must give thought of when it is time to leave.
CB3: How will I know?
CB SR: (Holding out a stack of dollar bills in one hand.) When you can snatch the till from my hand, then it will be time for you to go.
(Concession Boy III looks at his master and starts to turn away, then he quickly reaches for his hand. Concession Boy Sr. pulls the money away long before 3 can reach it.)
CB SR: Not today, my son. Get back to the shirts.
(As 3 turns away again, Sr. turns to put away the money. Joey Sprinklers has walked up to the stand during the conversation, and before Sr. can react, he snatches the money way from Sr.)
Joey: So I suppose this means I've already proven my abilities beyond that of your student?
CB SR: Give that back, I...I wasn't ready.
CB3: You can't disrespect my master like that!
(3 jumps over the counter at Joey, but ends up getting slammed on the floor. Sr. grabs Joey from behind over the counter and drags him by the head into the merchandise stand. They brawl inside, Joey dropping the money. Just as Sr. looks like he's gaining the upper hand, a fan walks up and puts some money on the counter.)
Fan: I want those Kai Kitta sunglasses.
(Sr. takes the money and gives the fan the glasses, all the while still punching Joey. Joey blocks while Sr. is looking away and grabs Sr. by the hair, driving his head into the glass on the counter display, making it crack. Joey snickers and walks away.)
(Sr. gets up, bleeding slightly, and he tries to clean up. He gathers the money together and goes to put it away. By this time, 3 has gotten up, and he quietly walks up behind Sr. and reaches for the money. Sr. doesn't even look behind him, but just punches 3 out with the fist holding the money.)
CB SR: Another day, my son, another day.
(Back in the ring, "Let's All Go to the Lobby" hits and Concession Boy Sr. makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: This rivalry between the so called "Sprinklinator" and the merchandise department of FPPVW has always been odd, but it just keeps getting more and more bizzare. I guess Concession Boy III is still in the back sleeping off that knock out blow from his teacher, leaving the "Beermaster" to go this alone.
Concession Boy Sr. vs Joey Sprinklers
(Joey wears down Concession Boy Sr. who is still woozy and bleeding from the attack from before. He finishes him off quickly with Da Sprinklinator.)
Winner: Joey Sprinklers by pin.
(Backstage, Huh walks into Jon Z's office.)
Jon: Hi Huh, I hear you have something for me.
Huh: Yeah, I heard you said I could go ahead and book my own match for Eccentrics Rules next week?
Jon: Well I still have to approve the rules themselves, but I see no problems. You already know what we can and can't put on the show. Do you have a copy of the rules with you.
Huh: Do I? (He puts down a huge file folder. It looks like it contains a stack of papers five inches thick.)
Jon: Okay...you made multiple copies I take it.
Huh: Yeah, just in case, you know.
Jon: How many copies do you have there?
Huh: Two. The rest are still in the car.
(Jon stares at the folder like a deer in headlights, looking afraid to touch it now. He eventually slides it over to him and opens it, taking out one of the two books within. He flips through it, his face showing nothing but pure disbelief.)
Jon: I don't know what to say. Just going over the rules for this match would take longer than any match on our show.
Huh: Well not every rule will apply in ever match. Just take a look at it and get back to me, okay. I can't wait to face Simon and Swinger again next week.
Jon: Right...(he eventually shrugs and slides the book away.) Whatever.
(Huh leaves the room.)
Jon: Well it's not like I have to keep it all straight. I feel sorry for the ref though. (He shrugs and writes something on the cover.)
(Commercial Break)
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Simon Diamond.)
Tara: We're drawing closer to the end of another great episode of Foundation.
Dick: We've been pushing the envelope the past couple weeks in bringing you great matches, last week was no exception as Cynric suprised Nykk by pushing the former FPPVW Champion to his limit.
(Footage of the end of the match is shown.)
Tara: We were expecting Nykk to challenge Cynric to rematch tonight, but seeing Simon Diamond is...well it's almost a surprise.
(Nykk picks up a microphone.)
Tara: Crap, here we go.
Nykk: Cynric. A lot of people have been asking me my opinion of you. A lot of people have been coming up to me all week and asking "Was beating him really that hard? Is he really in your league?" Well I have a question of my own, but I'm asking it to Cynric's face. Come on out here.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring. He gets in the ring and stands toe to toe with Nykk, not flinching for a moment.)
Nykk: I bet you're proud. Last week at the end of the night, you got to say, I went up against the greatest champion in FPPVW's history, and I didn't back down. He had to go full tilt, and pull out a trick or two before he got away with a quick win. You may have lost, but you got some bragging rights, didn't you? Have you been using them?...You should be.
Tara: Where is he going with this? This doesn't sound like him.
Nykk: I have only one thing to say to a man who can perform like you did last week. Welcome. (He holds out a hand.) We can always use a man like you in the stable.
(Cynric looks at Nykk's hand, not moving.)
Nykk: We look after each other around here, Cynric. We get each other's back. We also push each other. This is a world of opporotunities opening up for you, one little task, and you'll be a made man in this business.
(Cynric takes a step back, then off to the side to get a mic of his own.)
Cynric: What task?
Nykk: (Smiling) There's been a couple thorns in the side of the Heel Stable for a long time. We've got to start pulling them out and throwing them away. That's what I want from you, I want you to take the biggest thorn in my side, and I want you to get rid of it.
Cynric: The Fox?
Nykk: That's right. Take him out, and you've got yourself a cushy new home, and all the recognition you can ask for. You've been barely getting on tv, you're getting nowhere in this sport. The biggest moment you've had is being in the ring with me for one night, now you can be by my side for good.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way out towards the ring. He stops in the aisle and takes out his mic.)
Fox: Well then, looks like in intersting deal going on. Hope you don't mind if I listen in.
(Cynric looks over to Nykk, who nods. Cynric leaves the ring and walks up to Fox, staring him down.)
Cynric: I'm supposed to take you out.
Fox: Where to? I already ate, sorry.
Cynric: Nykk wants me to eliminate you.
Fox: Oh, I see. How about we go get drunk instead? (He's starting to talk in a Scottish accent for some reason.)
Cynric: Why you...(Also talking in a Scottish accent) you're gonna ruin that vital organ again?
Nykk: What the hell are you talking about.
Cynric: I gave him my kidney. Now he wants to go drinking and ruin it again.
Fox: It's my kidney, you gave it to me.
Cynric: Come on, you little pansey, I'll wipe the floor with you.
(They both take on cheesy looking fighting stances, looking like old-fashoned pictures of boxers with thier fists up.)
Fox: Is that any way to talk to your only...brother?
Cynric: (Stopping for a second.) Oh, that's not fair. I love you, ya bastard!
(They hug for a second, then run back into the ring, Cynric hits a flying forearm on Simon Diamond that sends him out of the ring. Fox goes for the Tail End on Nykk, but Nykk lifts Fox up to try and reverse into a northern lights suplex. As he holds Fox up, Cynric hits a sidekick to Nykk's midsection. Nykk drops Fox onto his feet, and Fox pushes him back to the corner. As Nykk walks back out, Cynric hits the Lift Off. Nykk rolls out of the ring.)
Tara: Brothers? The brothers just cleared the ring.
Dick: Oh, I see the resemblance now.
Tara: We have to take our last commercial break, stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
(A match is going on, Cynric is in the ring with Simon Diamond.)
Tara: Welcome back, this match just getting underway here, lets take a look at what went on during the break.
(The screen splits, the small screen to the bottom right shows the match while the upper right shows the before the break footage. Nykk and Simon Diamond back up the ramp looking in at Fox and Cynric. Nykk has a mic.)
Nykk: You can't do this to us, you will not make fools of us. We're setting this right here, in that ring, tonight!
(The crowd pops.)
Nykk: Simon! Get your ass in there, and I'll send your partner out!
(Nykk leaves quickly, Simon looking confused.)
(Back to live action, Cynric tags in Fox.)
Cynric and Ronin Fox vs. Simon Diamond and Swinger
(Fox hits a german suplex for a two count on Simon. Simon kicks out and tags in Swinger. Swinger hits a clothesline on Fox, and hits the ropes. When Fox stands, Swinger hits a flying headscisor takedown. He covers for a two count.)
(Swinger puts on a side headlock, Fox fights up to his feet and knocks Swinger back with an elbow. He runs away from Swinger, and Swinger chases him in a U around the ring. Fox jumps up on the ropes in one motion and jumps back going for the Fox Fire. Swinger ducks, and Fox lands hard. He rolls to his corner and tags in Cynric.)
(Cynric gets back in the ring and starts hammering Swinger with lefts and rights, and backs him into the corner with a spining heel kick. Cynric sets Swinger up on the top rope and gets on the bottom rope himself, pulling Swinger onto his shouldering and dropping with a power slam. He gets up and climbs the ropes again, this time to the top. He goes for the Savage Elbow, but Swinger rolls out of the way.)
(Swinger pulls Cynric up and applies a hammerlock. He tags in Simon and holds Cynric for a series of chops. Swinger lets go and Simon takes over with the hammerlock. Cynric fights it, and reverses it, but Simon kicks back, sneaking a low blow past the ref. Simon signals for the Simonizer and pulls Cynric up from his knees, but Cynric sneaks in a low blow of his own. Simon jumps up and back, Cynric hits the ropes and then hits the Lift Off. Fox jumps in the ring as Cynric covers, Fox hitting a high dropkick on Swinger before he can break up the pin. Cynric gets the three count.
Winners: Cynric and Ronin Fox by pin.
Tara: Cynric gets the win with the Lift Off. That might have been Nykk.
Dick: But it wasn't Nykk, Nykk took the smart path, he was already hurting from Cynric's sneak attack, and he wasn't about to go into the match as less than 100%.
Tara: He was quick to put in Simon when he wasn't at 100%.
Dick: That's different.
Tara: I'm sure it is.
Dick: We're out of time, thank you for watching. For Tara Fisher, this is Dick Broccoli, and this has been Foundation. Good night, Dayton.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-67
Nielson Rating-.46
Attendance-162
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Kara Draxus def. Kai Kitta 69(58/81)
Silver King speaks on the title match between Nykk and Super Crazy 61
Kevin Stone def. Dusty Schneble 74(60/89)
Aki Mann def. Huh 58(54/63)
Eccentrics interview, talking about Eccentrics rules 75
Joey Sprinklers attacks Concession Boy Sr. 58
Joey Sprinklers def. Concession Boy Sr. 68(59/77)
Jon Z and Huh talk about Eccentrics rules 73
Cynric picks a side 67
Ronin Fox and Cynric def. Simon Diamond and Swinger 74(67/82)
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