("Prayer" opening.)
Tara: Welcome ladies and gentlemen. This is FPPVW Foundation. We are one day away from Pain and Glory live on DATV. That's right, it's been moved up. For more information on the schedule, check out PPVrenegade.com's news.
Dick: Also big news, is this is the night. This is the night that Super Crazy answers Nykk. Will we have a FPPVW Championship match right here on Foundation? This is the last Foundation before Pain and Glory, so if it's going to happen, it's going to happen tonight.
("Follow" hits and Cody Hawk makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Cody Hawk, annoying little snot that he is, is ready for action here.
Dick: What makes you call him annoying? He's just confident, nothing wrong with that.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Cody Hawk vs. Cynric
(Cynric goes for the Lift-Off early, but Cody stops him with a low blow. The ref sees it and calls for the bell.)
Winner: Cynric by disqualification.
(Cody looks down at Cynric and kicks at his head. He turns and leaves the ring. The ref tries to help Cynric up, but Cynric pushes him away, rolls out of the ring, and tackles Cody from behind. Cynric keeps Cody down and pummels him.)
Dick: What's this for? He already won the match.
Tara: I don't think that's what he's upset about. You don't give a man a shot in the pills without a price.
(Refs separate the two, and send Cynric to the back.)
(Backstage, the Pyro Twins are in a locker room, looking through thier gym bags.)
Jay: Ring gear.
Dusty: Check.
Jay: Couple days worth of casual clothes.
Dusty: Got it.
Jay: Tickets.
Dusty: You got them in your bag.
Jay: Right, there they are. Sunblock?
Dusty: We'll have to pick some up there.
Jay: Don't let me forget, last thing I need is sun poisoning.
Dusty: What else do we need?
Jay: I think that's it except for...
Dusty: David?
(A ref pokes his head in the room.)
Dusty: You got your ticket, right?
David: Yeah, I'm all packed too.
Dusty: Perfect. I'd say we're good to go.
David: Almost. You got booked for a match tonight.
Jay: Damn, I was hoping to get to the airport early. This is going to be cutting it close.
(They leave the room.)
Tara: Sunblock? Where are they going?
Dick: Hey, it's probably just the winter blahs. They need a little vacation.
Tara: Well fine, but why are they taking referee David Cauldwell with them?
Dick: Ah, who cares. This is Foundation, and we've got plenty of action left. The Pyro Twins will be in action, The Eccentrics will take on Simon Diamond and Swinger in the first ever Eccentrics Rules match, and we're still waiting for some answer from Super Crazy, will he accept Nykk's challenge here tonight? Stay with us!
(Commercial Break)
("Guilty" plays, Kara Draxus warms up in the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back, Kara Draxus is getting ready for her shot at the Ladies FPPVW Championship, this match was demanded and booked earlier this week, Kara doesn't think she's appreciated in FPPVW.
Dick: Well let's see her prove her worth here tonight.
("Social" hits and Naomi Leach makes her way to the ring.)
Naomi Leach vs. Kara Draxus
Ladies FPPVW Championship Match
(Kara keeps one step ahead of Naomi, working a series of hurricanranas and flying headscisors. Naomi finally takes control by reversing a tilt-a-whirl into a backbreaker, and she tries to apply the Leach Hold. Kara hooks the rope with her foot and stops the count.)
(Naomi pulls Kara to the center of the ring and drops an elbow to the back. She applies an armbar, and Kara slowly fights her way out. Kara scrambles to her feet and hits a dropkick to the head while Naomi is still on her knees. She covers for a two count.)
(Naomi climbs up to her feet using the ropes, and Kara charges with a clothesline that sends Naomi to the floor. Naomi hits the ropes on the opposite side and goes for a somersault plancha. Kara hits Naomi and they both are left laying motionless on the mat as the ref begins the count.)
(At the count of six, Naomi is back on her feet. She rolls into the ring to break the count, and rolls right back out. She bends down to pick Kara up, but gets a thumb to the eye. Kara gets up fast and hits a brainbuster on the outside. Kara runs into the ring as the ref continues the count. Naomi gets up to her knees and crawls toward the ring, but can't get in before the count of ten.)
Winner: Kara Draxus by countout.
Dick: Wow, Kara Draxus with a win over the champion.
Tara: Was that a mistake though? The title doesn't change hands on a countout. Was Kara unable to bring Naomi back in to go for the kill? Was she afraid Naomi would rally back?
Dick: I don't know, but a win in the record book is impressive no matter how you get it, and I think I can assure you this isn't the last time Kara will get a title shot here in FPPVW.
(Kai Kitta walks out to check on Kara, who is having trouble standing. Kai helps her walk to the back.)
(Joey Sprinklers walks backstage, he sees several ring crew techs.)
Joey: Yo, outta the way. Important man coming through.
Tech: Yeah, we better move guys, it's that wrestler that beats up salesmen, who knows what he'd do to us.
(The techs laugh. Joey steps up and stares down the one who spoke up.)
Joey: What is it? You think I'm funny?
Tech: Well, it's just...
Joey: How am I funny? Huh? How am I funny?
Tech: You know, you...do funny things.
Joey: I do funny things? What? Am I a clown? I amuse you?
Tech: You're not a clown, a wrestling clown would be a stupid idea.
Joey: Yeah, stupid. You don't think I'm stupid, do you?
Tech: No, you're not stupid, you're a bright guy, I can tell.
Joey: Bright? You saying I'm bright? What, like I light up your world? Am I just some giant general electic soft white bulb here to illuminate the room for you? Is that it?
Tech: No, no, I just mean you're intellegent, you know...
Joey: Oh, like some college student or something.
Tech: Uh, something like that, sure...
Joey: So now I'm in college? What am I, some loser communications major burning myself out taking classes that'll never apply to the real world or any job I might get? Or am I some drunk fat frat boy here to down most of a keg and pass out in a pool of vomit after screwing your sister?
Tech: No, no, I mean, not like a college student...
Joey: You saying I couln't get into college? You think my SATs and ACTs weren't good enough? I got high marks, you son of a bitch, just because the acting program at the university turned me down and I ended up at the junior college doesn't mean I couldn't hang in an institution of higher learning!
Tech: Acting program?
Joey: What, you got a problem with me acting? You don't think I could perform? You don't see me up on a stage? You think I got no charisma and I can't quote Shakespeare or something? Is that what you're saying?
Tech: No, you'd be good at Shakespeare!
Joey: Whaddya mean by that?
Tech: Well...I...
Joey: What, you think I'm melencholy like Hamlet and I'm gonna go off my Uncle once I catch him giving it to my mom? What, you think I'm gonna go kill myself because my family doesn't approve of me being with the woman I love, or maybe you think I should be in one of his comedies and start dressing up in drag and getting shipwrecked while fairies seduce barnyard animals and everyone gangs up on the Jewish moneylender? Is that what you're saying?
Tech: Uh..I..uhhh...
Joey: Dat's it! Come here!
(Joey grabs the tech by the hair and throws a right hand that downs him immediately.)
Joey: Is that funny? You wanna laugh at that? How's this for funny, that salesman you were talking about, how about I face him in a hardcore match? Eh? That's a riot, isn't it? Laugh dammit!
(He starts hitting the tech, the others scramble looking for help. Joey looks at the camera.)
Joey: Concession Boy! You, the older one. This is going to end at Pain and Glory!
(Commercial Break)
(Naomi Leach is being checked by a trainer.)
Trainer: You should be fine, keep some ice over your eye for awhile though.
Naomi: Thanks.
(Kai walks in.)
Kai: How're you feeling?
Naomi: Better, I should be fine.
Kai: I just hate seeing things like that. I wish I was out there from the start, I could have stopped that.
Naomi: Don't worry about it, you helped plenty as it is.
Kai: Well, even so, anytime you need someone to watch your back.
Naomi: I'll give you a call.
(Kai smiles and nods, turning around.)
("Simon Sez" hits and Simon Diamond and Swinger make thier way to the ring.)
Dick: Well, it's here. The Eccentrics Rules Match. And we have the...uh...rulebook right here.
(A shot of the announce table shows Tara and Dick flipping through the rules, looking very confused.)
Tara: Well...damn, I have no idea what this is saying.
Dick: Referee Becky Junker has been studying these rules all week, so lets hope she's made sense of them.
("Pajamarama" hits and The Eccentrics make their way to the ring, accompanied by Pinky, who has her own copy of the rulebook.)
Simon Diamond and Swinger vs. The Eccentrics
Eccentrics Rules
(Huh starts against Swinger. Huh extends his hand, Swinger refueses to shake it. The ref admonishes him, and points to the timekeeper, who hits a button. A scoreboard lights up over the ring, the home team is given five points. Ring announcer Mike Liles keeps the crowd informed.)
Mike: The Eccentrics are awarded five points on account of Swingers refusal of a handshake in accordance with rule 1-b.
(Swinger argues with the ref, who shrugs and tells him she didn't write the rules. Swinger grumbles and walks up to Huh, reaching back with a right hand. The ref grabs his hand before he can swing, and warns him not to use a closed fist. Swinger shakes her away and punches anyway. Every time he punches, the Eccentric's score goes up by two "in accordance with rule 5-c." Huh blocks and goes for a doubleleg takedown. Huh backs up, the score is currently 15-0.)
(Simon looks furious at ringside, and orders Swinger to tag him in. He does and Simon locks up with Huh. Simon goes behind in a waistlock and trips Huh to the mat, he applies a hammerlock and starts driving knees into Huh's back. Simon releases the hold and goes for two quick elbow drops. The first one hits, but the second one misses when Huh rolls out of the way. Huh gets up next to the ropes, and Simon stands up and charges. He hits a clothesline that sends Huh to the outside. The "visitors" team of Simon and Swinger score ten points "in accordance with rule 4-a.")
(Huh climbs in and tags in Cheesecake. Cheesecake stares down Simon, licking his lips. Simon reluctantly ties up with Cheesecake but backs up when Cheesecake starts feeling his chest. Cheesecake tries a clothesline but Simon ducks under it and hits a hangman's neckbreaker. Simon gets up and tries to tag Swinger back in, but Cheesecake grabs his foot and trips him. Cheesecake climbs on top of Simon from behind and holds him down. Simon squirms, but can't escape, Cheesecake giving Simon a spank before Simon grabs the rope. Simon scores a point for his escape thanks to rule 4-b, and Cheesecake lets him up. Simon gets up and locks up with Cheesecake, hitting a quick DDT and covering for a two count. Cheesecake kicks out and backs up into his corner, but doesn't tag. Simon stands and waits for Cheesecake to return to his feet. Simon points to the outside, Cheesecake looks away and is caught with the Simonizer for the three count.)
Mike: The Eccentrics have lost the first fall, and Simon Diamond and Swinger have recieved 20 bonus points for the pin!
Tara: First fall? This is two out of three?
Dick: Don't forget the points, the score is now 31 to 15 in favor of Simon and Swinger.
(Huh and Cheesecake look at eachother and start playing paper-rock-scisors. They go two out of three, Huh wins first, then Cheesecake, the third round Cheesecake makes a sign like a rock, but with his thumb up. Huh picked rock, and looks dissapointed. Cheesecake stays in the ring. Simon and Swinger watch the whole thing looking confused. The ref instructs them to also play paper-rock-scisors to decide who starts the second fall in accordance with rule 10-a-1. They lose five points for delay of match due to rule 10-a-2, droping them down to 26 points against the Eccentrics 15.)
(Swinger wins the decision to start, and re-enters the ring to face off against Cheesecake. Cheesecake starts dancing. Swinger watches him while the ref signals the timekeeper, a timer starts counting down from 30 on the scoreboard. Swinger tries to lock up with Cheesecake, but Cheesecake keeps dancing and avoiding him. Eventually swinger just starts chasing Cheesecake around the ring throwing right hands and forearms, all of them missing. When the timer runs out, a horn sounds.)
Mike: In accordance with rule 9-b, any legal competitor who is able to dance for thirty seconds straight without making contact with his opponent is awarded 50 points.
Tara: What?
Dick: So that's 65 to 26 now.
Tara: He just got more points for dancing than are awarded for a pinfall!
(Huh yells out "Hunt" from the corner and the ref stands between Cheesecake and Swinger.)
Mike: Huh has elected to use 30 points to begin a hunting round in accordance with rule 60-b. The winner of the next fall shall be the first team to find the mystery box, and correctly identify the object inside. Anyone who is caught looking into the box will be disqualified.
(The scoreboard shows the new score of 35 to 26 while Huh and Cheesecake start looking around the ring. Cheesecake scans around the barricade while Huh looks under the ring apron.)
Dick: Tara?
Tara: Yeah?
Dick: What the f*** is going on?
Tara: I have no f***ing clue.
(The Eccentrics are looking very frustrated, unable to find the box. Swinger goes to the outside and looks under the ring apron too, Simon stands in the corner, looking pissed off. He eventually gets in the ring and start yelling at the ref, demanding an explanation of this insanity. He grabs her by the shirt and pleads with her for some kind of explanation, and a small box falls out of her sleeve. It's a gold box with a big black question mark on the top. Simon doesn't see it, and he eventually throws his hands up in the air and goes outside to look with Swinger. Pinky jumps up and down on the outside, pointing at the box. Huh looks up, spots the box and dives into the ring under the rope, sliding almost all the way out the other side. He reaches for the box, but Swinger sees what's going on. He reaches in and grabs Huh's leg and crawls in. He picks up the box and shakes it next to his ear. Cheesecake gets up on the top rope and jumps at Swinger from behind, hitting a bulldog. Cheesecake picks up the box and tosses it in his hand to feel the weight. The ref has a microphone in the ring, and Cheesecake reaches for it.)
Cheesecake: Thi'th feel'th like a few coin'th. I think the item i'th th'ixty th'even th'ent'th!
(The ref opens the box and counts a quarter, four dimes, and two pennies.)
Mike: The winner of the fall, and recipient of 20 bonus points, The Eccentrics!
Tara: How did he know the specific coins?
Dick: I don't know, but this is on the up and up, Becky filled that box and hid it herself.
Tara: Okay, this match may or may not be tied, they're one fall apiece, but the score is 55 to 26 in favor of Huh and Cheesecake.
(Both teams play paper-rock-scisors, and Simon and Huh start the third round. Simon takes Huh down and puts him through a series of holds. Huh gets to the ropes, scoreing a point and escaping. He rolls to the outside and goes under the ring apron. He comes back out with a super soaker. He pumps it up and tosses it to Cheesecake. Huh slides into the ring and and Simon tries for a clothesline, but Cheesecake fires the super soaker into Simon's face and Huh easily ducks. As Cheesecake continues to use the water gun to distract Simon, Huh his an inverse DDT. Swinger complains to the ref, but the ref explains that the non-legal participant is allowed to use water guns to distract his opponents due to a clause in rule 11. Swinger looks under the ring, and is able to find another super soaker. He can't figure out how to work it.)
(The score now 56 to 26, Huh goes up to the top rope and goes for a Huhsault. Simon rolls out of the way. He tries to wipe water out of his eyes and reach for the tag, but he's in the wrong corner. He looks up and sees Cheesecake, and ends up getting another shot of water in the face. He backs up and stumbles over Huh, rolling to his own corner. Swinger tags himself in.)
(Swinger gets caught in the face with the spray from Cheesecake and a dropkick to the knee by Huh. Simon picks up his super soaker and is able to work it, but his aim is off, and he can't hit Huh in the face. Huh pulls Swinger up and whips him into the corner. He charges and hits a splash in the corner, he starts dancing. The timer begins, Simon keeps spraying water, but nothing can stop Huh's movements until Swinger charges and hits a swinging neckbreaker. The timer stops on 12, and Simon and Swinger are awarded that many points, due to rule 9-c. The score is now 56 to 38 in favor of the Eccentrics. Simon leaves the corner and goes to the announce table.)
Tara: Can I help you?
Simon: Let Simon see that damn book!
(Simon starts flipping through pages.)
Simon: There has to be something Simon can do with 38 points.
(Swinger tries to wear Huh down with a sleeper.)
Simon: What is this? Something about trading points to allow punching for one team...yeah whatever.
(Simon runs to the ring announcer and grabs the microphone.)
Simon: Simon says to use 30 of Simon's points for rule 60-f. "Box" rules!
(The ref shrugs and leaves the ring, returning with a big cardboard box. She enters the ring and tells Swinger he has to put on what's inside. Swinger opens the box and takes out a pair of giant black boxing gloves, each one about 26 inches long.)
Tara: What are those?
Dick: I don't know, I don't want to know, this match is making my head hurt.
(Simon and Swinger complain, but the ref tells them there's no way around it without being disqualified. Swinger puts on the gloves and tries to attack Huh. His punches have practically no effect due to the padding of the gloves, and Huh grabs one and applies a very goofy looking hammerlock.)
Dick: Simon used up almost all his points for this?
(Swinger escapes by awkwardly throwing back elbows and Huh. He runs to his corner and tries to tag out, he ends up knocking Simon off the apron. Simon slams him hands down on the mat in frustration and slides into the ring.)
Tara: If I read this rule correctly, now that there's been a tag, the "box" condition has been revoked and it cannot be used again in this match.
Dick: Can we keep it from being used ever?
(Simon goes to lock up, but he forgot about the super soaker, Cheesecake shoots a spray into his eyes, and Huh hits the Windbreaker out of nowhere. He covers but gets a two count when Simon grabs the rope. The score is 56 to 9.)
(Simon tries to tag out, Swinger reaches out his hand, still wearing the boxing gloves, as he's been having trouble getting them off. Simon reaches the corner, but the ref says the tag would be invalid, as due to rule 1-g there is only one tag allowed for a team per fall. Simon gets so frustrated he punches Swinger, who falls onto the floor with a thud. Simon turns around just in time to duck a clothesline from Huh and hit a german suplex. Simon gets up and charges the Eccentric's corner, nailing Cheesecake with a right hand. The Eccentrics pick up 5 points for this foul due to rule 1-y.)
(Simon pulls Huh up and tries for the Simonizer, Huh escapes and scoopes Simon up for a powerslam. Swinger gets back up on the apron, he's managed to get his right glove off, but his left one seems stuck on. He picks up the super soaker in his right hand, and fires at Huh. Huh is disoriented, and ends up crawling on the mat reaching for a tag. He crawls to Swinger's corner and tags him. The ref and the ring announcer both inform us that due to rule 1-d this constitues The Eccentric's legal tag for this fall, and that Swinger must enter the ring and wrestle Simon. Simon gets up, looks at Swinger and orders him to lay down. Swinger does so and Simon covers him for a three count. They laugh at the stupidity of Huh and celebrate an end to this insanity. Pinky is livid outside, pointing at a page in the rulebook.)
Mike: As Swinger has been pinned, Simon Diamond and Swinger have lost this fall, therefore with a final score of 61 to 9 and two falls to one, the winner of this match, The Eccentrics!
Winners: The Eccentrics.
(Huh, Cheesecake and Pinky celebrate on the outside of the ring, Simon and Swinger look like thier heads are about to explode.)
Tara: That may just be the strangest thing I have ever seen in a wrestling ring that didn't invlove an uncooked turkey.
Dick: What in the hell was that?
Tara: Whatever it was, it goes down as a victory for Huh and Cheesecake.
(In his office, Jon Z sits at his desk and faces the camera.)
Jon: At this time, we are still awaiting word from Super Crazy about Nykk's challenge, and we are unsure of if there will be a FPPVW Championship Title defense as our main event tonight. I would however like to assure the FPPVW fans that regardless of what happens here tonight on Foundation, there will be a FPPVW Championship Match tomorrow night at Pain and Glory. If Super Crazy is the champion at that time, and if he refuses to show, he will be striped of the title, and a match will take place to crown a new champion. In hopes of maintaining the short but illustrious lineage of this title, I hope it doesn't come to that. Thank you.
(Commercial Break)
("Am I Evil" by Metallica is playing, Los Villanos are in the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're counting down the minutes, Super Crazy doesn't have long before he has to give us his answer. Will he face Nykk here tonight?
Dick: While we wait, we have some more of the Heel Stable in action.
("Fuel" hits and the Pyro Twins make thier way to the ring.)
The Pyro Twins vs. Los Villanos
(Jay hits the Overhaul early on Villano V, but he's too close to the ropes, and V is able to grab the bottom rope and break the pin. He tags in IV who is quickly overpowered and beaten down by Jay. Jay eventually whips IV into the corner and hits a hard clothesline. He tags in Dusty and they hit Final Darkness. Dusty covers for the three count.
Winners: The Pyro Twins by pin.
(The Pyro Twins seem in a hurry, and they rush to the back after having thier hands raised.)
Tara: Well that was quick.
Dick: But not painless.
(Los Villanos leave the ring, V helping IV.)
Tara: We're almost to the end of this great night in the FPPVW Arena, when are we going to...
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Vix.)
Tara: Ask a silly question.
(Vix stops by the ring steps and pulls a metal briefcase out from under the apron. Nykk slides into the ring with a microphone.)
Tara: Crap.
Dick: You really gotta stop saying that when Nykk's out here.
Nykk: Good evening fans! Welcome to my moment of imminant triumph!
(He wait a second.)
Nykk: Imminant. Look it up! Super Crazy, if you even had the grapes to show up here tonight, don't keep us in suspense. I'm right here, all you have to do is walk down that aisle with my FPPVW title.
("Voices" hits.)
Tara: It's going to happen, Nykk vs. Super Crazy right here on Foundation.
Dick: Where is he?
(The music stops, Silver King walks out, he's dressed in street clothes and carrying the same metal briefcase from his match against Nykk.)
Tara: What the hell is this.
King: Dayton Ohio, Super Crazy regrets to inform you that, although he signed the contract to be here tonight, this match is not going to happen. Mr. Crazy arrived here in Ohio just the other night, but due to a sudden illness, he is unable to wrestle at the moment, I think it was something in the water, I told him not to drink it here.
Tara: In the water?
Dick: You know the hotels around here should have filters for that kind of thing, I have one on my faucet, clears that stuff right up.
Nykk: So that's it? Your boss gets a case of the sniffles and runs out on our match?
King: Calm down, ese, calm down. Remember what I said, Mr. Crazy did sign the contract. And since this match was officially scheduled, and Mr. Crazy cannot attend, that means that you have just won by forfeit.
(Silver King walks down and stands outside the ring next to the steps, he puts his briefcase on the mat and opens it up, taking out the FPPVW Championship Belt. He closes his briefcase and sets it on the floor, and slides in the ring. He hands the belt to Nykk.)
King: I present to you, your new FPPVW Champion, Nykk!
(He raises Nykk's hand and leaves the ring, picking up the briefcase that Vix pulled out, kicking his own under the ring.)
(Silver King gets about half way down the aisle when "Prayer" hits and Jon Z walks out, Ronin Fox and Alan Mayse are standing behind him.)
Jon: Bravo, bravo. A truely inspiring performace. Nykk, I have to hand it to you, this is fine work here.
(Nykk leaves the ring and stands next to Silver King, he has the belt over his shoulder as he stares down Jon.)
Jon: The reverse psychology to set up Super Crazy, the briefcases, all of it worked so well, until...
(Jon snatches the title belt off Nykk's shoulder. He tries to reach for it and Jon, but Fox and Alan both step forward to keep him from getting to the boss.)
Jon: You need to realize something, Nykk. When it comes to what happens to this title, I'm responsible, and as much as you seem to want me to be, I'm not an idiot. Alan?
(Alan grabs the briefcase from Silver King's hand. He hands it to Jon. Jon puts the title belt over his own shoulder and opens the briefcase, reaching inside and pulling out a large stack of money.)
Jon: Wow...two briefcases like this? This is what the title is worth to Super Crazy? I think I'll hold on to this for now.
(Silver King tries to force his way past Alan, but is held back.)
Jon: Don't worry, King, I'm not stealing it. I just want to count it up. Once I'm done it will be returned to it's rightful owner...I assume that would be you Nykk, since I doubt this little fee would be worth paying when you will not be recognized as champion. Now, I said something earlier in the show, remember? I said that no matter what happened here tonight, there would be a title match at Pain and Glory. So tomorrow night, from Sinclair, the main event will be for this belt, and it would be worth Super Crazy's time to attend. King, get this message to your poor sick friend. If Super Crazy wins the match and retains the FPPVW Championship, he will be awarded, oh say, twice Nykk's attempted bribe, that sounds fair.
Tara: Woah, I can't tell how much money is in there, but it looks like thousands.
Dick: And remember that's just half of it. Jon's basically promising four times what he's got in that case right now.
Jon: I assume Super Crazy will make his presence felt, so all he needs is the right match. Tomorrow night, at Pain and Glory, Super Crazy will face...Nykk (Nykk looks suprised, but a little pleased.) ...and Alan Mayse...(Nykk looks angry again.)...and Ronin Fox!
(Nykk attacks Fox suddenly and they start to brawl on the floor. They make their way to the ring, King tries to help Nykk, but Alan pulls him away and Alan and King start brawling themselves.)
Dick: A four way match for the FPPVW Title tomorrow night at Pain and Glory, but we've got pain all over the FPPVW Arena right now.
Tara: We have to take our last commercial break, we'll be right back.
(Commercial Break)
(Alan Mayse and Silver King are in the ring, circling.)
Tara: We're back with more action here on Foundation, Jon Z just made this match during the commercial break.
(A split screen is shown, with "during the break" footage. Jon is still in the isle, with Alan and Fox.)
Jon: Since you seem dressed for the occasion, Nykk, and since you're little plan has left us without a main event match. Tonight we will see you in that ring. We will see Silver King in that ring...and you will be facing the team of Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox. Enjoy, and have a good night.
Nykk and Silver King vs. Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox
(Alan tries a side-russian legsweep on King, but King pulls him into a DDT instead. Alan trips King and applies a single leg boston crab. King turns onto his back and kicks Alan away. King charges, Alan ducks and hits a back body drop. Alan runs the ropes and lands a legdrop for a one count. King rolls away and up to his feet, charging again. Alan ducks the head and King picks him up for a vertical suplex. Alan turns in the air and lands behind King, trying for a german suplex, but he can't lift King. King runs to the ropes and ducks, using his momentum to send Alan to the outside. Alan gets to his feet and King slingshots over the top rope to take him back down.)
(Nykk runs over and puts the boots to Alan, Fox climbs the turnbuckle as King gets up to his feet and joins the stomping. Fox somersaults into King and Nykk, taking both of them down. The ref starts the count, all four men outside and not moving much. Alan gets into the ring at six.)
(King gets into the ring, and Alan keeps him grounded with a running knee. Alan climbs the ropes and goes for a moonsault, King rolls out of the way and gets to Nykk for the tag.)
(Nykk runs in and drops a knee into Alan's back, he puts on a rear chinlock and keeps Alan grounded. Alan gets to the ropes and then to his feet. Nykk tries to take him back down to the mat, but Alan hits a facebuster out of nowhere and gets to his corner to tag in Fox.)
(Fox gets in the ring and locks up with Nykk, Nykk getting the upper hand and forcing Fox down to one knee, applying a side headlock. Fox reverses into a back suplex and kips up to his feet. He hits the ropes as Nykk stands. Nykk leapfrogs over Fox, Fox hits the ropes on the other side and rebounds, Nykk jumping into Fox for a monkey flip. Nykk hooks the leg and covers for a two count.)
(Nykk gets up and starts stomping Fox, Fox grabs Nykk's foot and twists it, tripping Nykk to the mat face first. Fox tries to keep an ankle lock on Nykk, but Nykk rolls away, pulling his foot from Fox's grip. They both get to thier feet at the same time. Nykk charges and Fox retreats, running to a corner. He jumps up to the top rope and goes for Fox Fire, but Nykk sidesteps and Fox lands hard on the canvas. He starts crawling to his corner, reaching for the tag, but Nykk runs past him, knocking Alan off the apron and putting the boots to Fox again. Nykk pulls Fox to his feet and sets up for a northern lights suplex. Fox fights the momentum and reverses into a DDT. He crawls to the corner, but Silver King jumps in the ring. Fox makes the tag while the ref tries to get King out of the ring. Alan picks up Nykk, but is pulled away by the ref, who didn't see the tag. The ref forces Alan out of the ring and Nykk rakes Fox's eyes, and hits a northern lights suplex. The ref turns and counts two on the cover.)
(Nykk argues with the ref, thinking it was three, giving Fox time to start crawling again. Nykk turns and grabs Fox's foot, trying to pull him to the center of the ring. Fox gets up on his other leg and tries for an enziguri. Nykk ducks, but instead of landing face down, Fox rolls forward suddenly, pulling Nykk and sending him into the corner. Fox gets to his feet and hits a running splash in the corner, Alan makes the blind tag in the process.)
(Alan gets in and signals for the Tiger Bomb. He pulls Nykk up, but gets caught with a low blow. The ref didn't see it. Nykk rushes over and tags in Silver King. King gets in the ring with Alan and they lock up. King goes behind with a waistlock and tries for a german suplex, but Alan breaks King's grip in midair and hits a dropkick to the chest. He pulls King up and hits a Tiger Bomb. He covers but King grabs the ropes.)
(Alan pulls King to his feet, but King grabs a handfull of hair and pulls Alan backward to the mat. He reaches for the tag, but Nykk tells him no. They start to argue in the corner.)
Tara: What's that all about?
Dick: I think Nykk's had enough of this match.
Tara: He just got out of the ring, I suppose he's not thrilled about getting back in this close to a shot at the FPPVW Title.
(Nykk drops off the apron and gives Silver King the finger. Alan meanwhile has tagged in Fox. Fox climbs the turnbuckles and Alan spins King around. Alan pulls King to the center of the ring and hits an inverse atomic drop. Fox hits Fox Fire on Silver King for the three count.)
Winners: Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox by pin.
Tara: Nykk walked out on his partner, and Alan and Fox worked as a unit. Niether of these things will come into play tomorrow night, however when these three men all compete to see who can take the FPPVW Championship away from Super Crazy.
Dick: We've made it to the end of an amazing night, for Tara Fisher, this is Dick Broccoli. See you at Pain and Glory, good night, Dayton.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-67
Nielson Rating-.49
Attendance-170
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Cynric def. Cody Hawk: 56(42/70)
Pyro Twins backstage: 55
Kara Draxus def. Naomi Leach: 73(67/80)
Joey Sprinklers backstage: 49
Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta backstage: 74
Eccentrics def. Simon Diamond and Swinger-Eccentrics Rules: 71(65/78)
Jon Z comments: 69
Pyro Twins def. Los Villanos: 60(45/76)
Nykk and Silver King-"Super Crazy's Answer": 68
Jon Z books Alan Mayse vs. Nykk vs. Ronin Fox vs. Super Crazy for Pain and Glory: 80
Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox def. Nykk and Silver King: 77(74/81)
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