("Prayer" opening, "Fuel" hits and Dusty Schneble makes his way to the ring, Concession Boy Sr. is in the ring.)
Tara: Welcome to FPPVW Foundation, on a night where we're going to decide a new number one contender. Also here in this ring, Nykk teams up with his own Heel Stable's Joey Sprinklers to take on Ronin Fox, and our FPPVW Champion Alan Mayse. We're here at the FPPVW Arena and we're just one day away from Gauntlet. This is Tara Fisher.
Dick: And this is Dick Broccoli, and we're looking at one half of the REAL FPPVW Tag Team Champions, Dusty Shneble of the Pyro Twins.
Tara: Dusty is in singles action here tonight, and we'll see his partner Jay Crowe later on, one of four men in a huge match to decide the number one contender for Alan Mayse's FPPVW Championship at Gauntlet.
Concession Boy Sr. vs. Dusty Schneble
(Dusty dominates the match. Concession Boy III is in the crowd, selling Pyro Twins t shirts with a new flame design. Dusty backs up into the ropes, and CB III throws a shirt, hitting him in the back of the head and distracting him. Dusty turns and sees CB III, getting up on the ropes to yell at him. CB Sr. charges behind him, but Dusty ducks out of the way. As CB Sr. bounces back, Dusty hits the Rope Burn for the three count.)
Winner: Dusty Schneble by pin.
Dick: That's how you get things done!
Tara: Oh sit down!
(Backstage, Jay is out in the hallway, pacing back and forth and stretching his arms. Vix walks up.)
Vix: Hey, getting pumped up?
Jay: You could say that. Imagine, this time tomorrow I could be getting ready to win my second belt, and it's going to be so sweet to take that title back for the Heel Stable.
Vix: Well, you go out there and get things done, who knows what the rewards might be.
(She gives him a wink and walks away.)
(Commercial Break)
("One Step Closer" hits and Chris Stylez makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Fresh off a victory in the first round of the FPPVW Tag Team Tournament, here is Chris Stylez in his singles debut.
Dick: He and Johnny Kashmere defeated the Cabana Boyz, and now they're all set to face the family tradition incarnate that is the Concession Boyz.
Tara: Interesting "family" to say the least.
("Simon Sez" hits and Swinger makes his way to the ring.)
Swinger: Dayton Ohio! Swinger's got a problem! Last week, Swinger came out here and was the victim of a horrible catastrophe. Swinger's chance at a championship was damaged, but not to worry, Swinger didn't say his chance was gone. Tomorrow night, when the second bracket swings into play, Swinger says, Swinger will just fight his way to the title the hard way.
(He slides in the ring and the match begins.)
Chris Stylez vs. Swinger
(Swinger goes for the Swing Thing, but Chris reverses into the Stylish Neckbreaker for the three count.)
Winner: Chris Stylez by pin.
Tara: Swinger just hasn't been right since Simon Diamond's been gone.
Dick: Well some people get used to being a lackey, I for one am impressed that he's adjusted so well.
Tara: Adjusted? He's delusional! It's like he wants us to believe he was Simon all along or something.
Dick: He was who now?
Tara: Now you're just trying to piss me off.
("Lets All Go to the Lobby" hits and Concession Boy III makes his way to the ring, selling toy championship belts.)
Tara: The younger of the Concession Boyz is on his way out, he, just like everyone else we've seen so far tonight will be a part of the first ever FPPVW Four Corners Gauntlet.
Dick: This really is an amazing opporotunity, imagine going from being Concession Boy to FPPVW Champion, he could be on the road to that chance tomorrow, if he wins the Gauntlet.
Tara: Austin Lee is impressing me more and more in the ring, I just wish he wasn't so much of an ass outside of it.
Dick: Well that's not very nice.
Tara: Just added earlier this week, Austin Lee will be in singles action tomorrow at Gauntlet when he takes on Cynric. They're going to meet later on as part of the FPPVW Tag Team Tournament as well, Austin with his partner Cody Hawk, and Cynric with his brother, Ronin Fox.
Concession Boy III vs. Austin Lee
(Austin Lee hits the Degenerate Driver for a quick three count.)
Winner: Austin Lee by pin.
Dick: The Concession Boyz have been shut out here tonight.
Tara: We can only hope they have better luck in the FPPVW Tag Team Tournament.
Dick: You know, I'm sick of hearing about this tournament. It's just terrible that Jon Z thinks he can take the focus off of the real FPPVW Tag Teams Champions, my personal favorite team, the Pyro Twins. After what they went through to win those belts, the last thing they need is to be pushed aside so Jon can carry through with his personal vendetta against the Heel Stable. Just because he doesn't like some of the things they say, that's no reason to belittle thier accomplishments.
Tara: Accomplishments like finding a goldsmith?
Dick: Would you stop with that, it's not like anyone can just BUY a title belt you know.
Tara: I see about seven of them in the crowd here tonight, and...
Dick: That's enough. As you can see it's time for another break.
Tara: Stick with us, ladies and gentlemen, we've still got plenty of action ahead.
(Commercial Break)
(In a field in the middle of the night, several poles are sticking out of the ground in a circle around a bonfire. The camera moves to show that both Pinky and Cheesecake are standing in front of two of them, and they are both wearing flowing white dresses. Each other pole has a woman in front of it, wearing identical dresses. They seem to be asleep or entranced somehow. Torgo walks by, arguing with a man in a black and red robe.)
Torgo: But...Mas.ster, you have many wives. Why cannot I have...one for...myself?
Master: You have disobeyed me, Torgo, and for that you must die.
Torgo: Oh, Master..ag-again?
Master: Oh yes, you did die already, didn't you. I killed you by burning you to death and you were back at work in a week. Perhaps I do misjudge you.
Torgo: You fl-flatter Torgo.
Master: (Looking around at the "wives") You may have one for yourself. (He points to Cheesecake) From this point forward, this one shall be yours.
Torgo: Oh, gee...uh...
Master: What is it? Does that displease you.
Torgo: I am...honored by the...gift master-but I...well...don't go for that kind of...thiiiing.
Master: You dare to turn down my generocity?
Torgo: Well, I did......n't see it that...way. I don't mee-an to be rude.
Master: Then you shall take the strange one for your wife.
Torgo: If it...pleasesss you...Master, though he does...kind of creap me o-out!
(Torgo steps up to Cheesecake and pokes at him. Cheesecake giggles girlishly.
(Huh wanders by.)
Huh: Hey guys, if we don't get out of here we'll be late. I don't want to miss our match.
Cheesecake: Aww, couldn't you give me ten minute'th? Thi'th wa'th ju'th't getting good.
Huh: No, we have to get on the highway and make good time. I'm sure I have the map figured out this time.
Torgo: But there is no way out...
Huh: Yeah, no way out of here, until they put in the new freeway onramp here.
(He pulls out the map and points.)
Torgo: Oh...I see now.
Huh: Pinky!
(She snorts and opens her eyes.)
Pinky: Blue Gooey Gel! Oh, what's going on? I must have dozed off there.
Huh: Come on, we've got to get going. If we stay on track we should get to Centervilleville with six hours to spare, and that's with three bathroom breaks and two waffle house stops.
Cheesecake: Wow, when did you get th'o organi'th'ed?
Huh: I found Torgo's cell phone and called AAA.
Master: Phone?
Torgo: Uh..0h...
Master: You know my feelings about such devices!
(The Master chases after Torgo, both of them trailing off into the background. They are eventually seen back behind the poles, the Master raising his hand and setting Torgo on fire.)
Pinky: Good work, Huh. Now we can get the hell away from this place and these strange people.
Huh: Aw, they're not so bad. Sure they have thier strange habits, but they prize non-violent resistance, and they make the best butter and furniture around.
Cheesecake: No, you're thinking of the Amish.
Huh: Huh? What are these guys then?
Cheesecake: A freaky-a'th cult.
Huh: Oh...screw that, lets go.
(The walk off camera as Torgo screams in the background.)
(Commercial Break)
(Ronin Fox walks into a locker room, Cynric is warming up.)
Fox: Yo, bro. Soon to be number one contender, how are you feeling?
Cynric: I'm ready for this, I can't wait. I can feel that belt around my waist already.
Fox: Don't get too ahead of yourself now, you win this match and you'll be in line to get TWO belts, don't forget those tag titles.
Cynric: Not a chance in hell I'm going to forget. I keep running that image through my mind, walking out to the ring with a belt on each shoulder, does it get any better than that.
Fox: If it does, it's hard to think what it could be.
Cynric: And what about you, I hear you got yourself your own match here tonight. Even teaming up with Alan Mayse?
Fox: He's going to be handy in that ring, but it just isn't the same. Wish you could be out there with me.
Cynric: Well, sometimes things just crop up, you gotta go with it.
Fox: Good luck out there.
Cynric: You too, show Nykk what happens when you mess with this family.
(Lisa Letty is in the ring as "Guilty" hits and Kara Draxus makes her way to the ring.)
Kara Draxus vs. Lisa Letty
(Lisa goes for the Letty press, but Kara rolls out of the way. Kara waits for Lisa to stand up and hits a bulldog. She covers for a two count and argues with the official. She shoves the ref down, and the ref threatens to call for the bell. Kara starts to back off, until Lisa charges with a clothesline. Kara pulls the ref in the way and Lisa knocks him down and out.)
(Lisa tries to wake the ref, allowing Kara to slip an object out of her boot. She pulls Lisa up and knocks her out cold, replacing the object and sliding out of the ring. She gets a bottle of water from the broadcast booth and opens it, using it to revive the ref. She covers Lisa for a three count.)
Winner: Kara Draxus by pin.
Dick: Kara with the victory, once the ref finally woke up. I swear a light breeze can knock you over when you're wearing the stripes.
Tara: That was no light breeze in this case, and that was no kind of wind at all that knocked out Lisa Letty. I think she's still out, we need some help out here.
(Another ref comes down to ringside to help Lisa to the back.)
("My Way" hits and Nykk and Joey Sprinklers make thier way to the ring.)
Tara: Two members of the Heel Stable are out here, this match was made partly due to the events last week after Fox and Cynric took on Joey Sprinklers and Swinger.
(Footage is shown of the Heel Stable ambush on Fox and Cynric.)
Dick: With Cynric busy in another match tonight, Alan Mayse stepped up, always willing to stick his nose where it doesn't belong.
Tara: Fox needed a partner for this match, what's wrong with Alan stepping up?
Dick: What does Alan have to do with this issue between Fox and the Heel Stable? Nothing, that's what. He's just trying to take up as much of the spotlight as he can.
Tara: Well call me crazy, but I think the FPPVW Champion is owed a bit of spotlight.
(Nykk picks up a microphone.)
Tara: Crap
Nykk: Dayton Ohio, I hope you enjoy this match. I know you're all behind Alan and Ronin Fox, and that's fine, in fact that's better than fine.
Tara: Where is he going with this?
Nykk: I hope you do cheer your hearts out for Ronin Fox here tonight, I hope you scream and chant and make him feel truely loved here in the FPPVW Arena...because after tomorrow night in the first ever "Dayton" Death Match, you won't get the chance to cheer for Fox ever again.
(Commercial Break)
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, Ronin Fox is ready to get his hands on Nykk, this match could turn out to be very important to Gauntlet, depending on if Nykk or Ronin Fox is able to wear down thier opponent before the "Dayton" Death Match tomorrow night.
Dick: That's exactly why Nykk took this match, he's an intelegent wrestler and he knows this can be his chance to take the advantage at Gauntlet and finally get rid of Ronin Fox.
Tara: It can go the other way too, you know.
Dick: Ah, Fox probably hasn't even figured out the rules to the match tomorrow.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox vs. Nykk and Joey Sprinklers
(Fox stays in the match as much as possible, daring Nykk to get in the ring. Nykk refuses to tag in, but doesn't look afraid. Fox beats Joey down consistantly, but doesn't go for the win, instead he regularly drags Joey to Nykk's corner and backs away. Nykk gets down off the apron.)
Tara: Nykk has been talking a good game about Fox, but he doesn't seem to want any part of him here.
Dick: He's just picking his spot, look at all the energy Fox has already expended, Nykk isn't even in the ring yet and he's in control of this match. He knows Fox won't end this until he gets a chance to face Nykk.
(Nykk gets back up on the apron and ducks a right hand from Fox. He looks like he's about to get in the ring, but stops and backs up with a smug look. Fox tags in Alan.)
(Alan locks up with Joey. Alan hits a vertical suplex and hits the ropes, Nykk sneaks a knee to Alan's back. Fox runs in the ring, but gets headed off by the ref. Nykk gets in the ring and helps Joey up. They hit a double clothesline on Alan and Nykk hits a legdrop. Nykk gets out of the ring as the ref looks back at the action, and Joey tags in Nykk.)
(Nykk isolates Alan in the Heel corner of the ring, constantly taunting Fox and ordering Joey to double team Alan during the distractions. Nykk hits a DDT and backs away into his corner, watching as Alan crawls over to tag in Fox. Nykk immediately tags in Joey and rolls out of the ring.)
(Fox ignores Joey, pushing him aside and going out of the ring after Nykk. He chases him around the ring until Joey hits a baseball slide on him. Fox and Joey brawl outside, Fox gaining the upper hand and rolling Joey inside. He gets in the ring and hits a release german suplex on Joey, and again drags Joey to the Heel corner, daring Nykk to tag in. Nykk doesn't even look at Joey, who is begging to be tagged out.)
(Nykk lets go of the tag rope and walks away from the corner on the apron. Joey follows him and continues to plead. Nykk spins Joey around and shoves him toward Fox, who hits the Tail End DDT for the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox and Alan Mayse by pin.
Tara: Fox just got sick of waiting, and he still hasn't gotten his hands on Nykk.
(Nykk jumps into the ring and attacks Fox with a bulldog. He lays in some stomps before Alan rushes into the ring and hits a flying headscisor takedown. The Pyro Twins run down the aisle and slide in, both charging Alan. Alan ducks a clothesline from Jay, but gets hit with Final Darkness. Cynric runs out and climbs the ropes, hitting a missle dropkick on Dusty Schneble as Swinger storms the ring. Swinger and Jay start to brawl with Cynric as the locker room empties, and all twenty men scheduled for Gauntlet get in and around the ring, erupting in an enourmous culsterf***.)
Tara: Damn! We're seeing the Gauntlet right here tonight.
Dick: Are any of these men going to be able to compete tomorrow?
Tara: We have one last commercial break, up next is the number one contenders match, but are we going to have the ring cleared by then? Stay with us!
(Commercial break)
(Cynric, Swinger, Jay Crowe and Silver King are in the ring, backed into separate corners, as a couple refs try and herd away the last of the brawlers.)
Tara: We're set for our final contest of the evening, set to decide the number one contender for Alan Mayse's FPPVW Championship.
Dick: Gauntlet is set to be an record setting show. Ticket sales have already surpassed all previous FPPVW events, and its easy to see why. Lets take one last look at the card.
Tara: The FPPVW Tag Team Tournament will continue, it's do or die in the four way dance between Los Villanos, The Cabana Boyz, The Eccentrics, and the team of Joey Sprinklers and Swinger.
Dick: Just added recently, Cynric has challenged Austin Lee to one on one competition.
Tara: Nykk and Ronin Fox will square off in the first ever "Dayton" Death Match. The rules, very few. The referee has no power to stop this match, unless one of the participants is pinned and is afterward unable to answer a ten count.
Dick: Perhaps the ultimate test of endurance that the wrestling world has ever produced.
Tara: Lets not forget the Gauntlet match itself, twenty men, four teams, one ring and only one winner.
Dick: Everyone on another team is your enemy, and in the end everyone on your own team is also an enemy. The winner goes on face the FPPVW Champion at the first ever FPPVW WrestlingRevolution.
Tara: But who will be the champion come WrestlingRevolution? Alan Mayse will put his title on the line tomorrow agains the winner of this next contest. Lets get to the ring.
Cynric vs. Jay Crowe vs. Swinger vs. Silver King
Four Way Dance-Number One Contendership for the FPPVW Championship
(Cynric locks up with Jay as Swinger and Silver King circle eachother. Cynric sets up Jay early for the Lift-Off, but Jay is able to duck under it, sending Cynric into Swinger. Jay gets up fast and pulls Swinger up, hitting the Overhaul for a three count.)
(Silver King ties up with Jay and whips him into the corner. King charges and Jay rolls out of the way, King jumps up on the ropes and steadies himself before going for a moonsault that takes both Jay and Cynric out. King covers Jay for a two count, then tries the same with Cynric.)
(Cynric rolls out to the apron and uses the ropes to get to his feet. King whips Jay into the ropes, knocking Cynric to the barricade. Jay turns around to get clotheslined over the top rope. Cynric and Jay get to thier feet slowly, and are taken out immediately by a corkscrew plancha from Silver King.)
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Tara: How the hell does that man move like that?
(The three remaining men brawl on the outside, Jay being the first to break away and get back into the ring. Cynric and King get up on the apron, Jay grabs them both by the hair and hits a double noggin-knocker. King falls outside the ring as Cynric collapses against the ropes. Jay picks up Cynric for a suplex, letting him bounce down against the top rope for momentum. He covers for a three count.)
(Silver King slides into the ring and starts throwing right hands against Jay. Jay pounds King to the mat and locks on a side headlock. Silver King forces his way to his feet and backs up against the ropes, shooting Jay to the other side of the ring and hitting a running hurricanrana. Silver King flips Jay onto his back and applies a mexican surfboard, eventually turning it into the Silver Surfer. Jay fights the move, but starts to fade. The ref checks his arm, but he's still conscious. Eventually he taps out.)
Winner: Silver King by submission.
Tara: Silver King with the win, he will have his chance to become the FPPVW Champion, can he capture the belt his former mentor lost last month?
Dick: That was a damn choke, Jay Crowe should be facing Alan Mayse.
Tara: That was no choke, but it was effective. We're out of time, and we're on our way to Gauntlet, tomorrow night at 7 at Centervilleville High School, see us there live or watch on DATV. For Dick Broccoli, this is Tara Fisher, good night Dayton!
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-67
Nielson Rating-.50
Attendance-180
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Dusty Schneble def Concession Boy Sr: 67(57/77)
Vix motivates Jay: 66
Chris Stylez def. Swinger: 67(50/85)
Austin Lee def. Concession Boy III: 63(51/76)
Eccentrics on the road: 84
Ronin Fox wishes Cynric luck: 65
Kara Draxus def. Lisa Letty: 61(49/74)
Ronin Fox and Alan Mayse def. Nykk and Joey Sprinklers
After match brawl and Gauntlet tease: 63
Silver King def Cynric/Jay Crowe/Swinger-Four Way Dance: 66(59/71)
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