(A video plays to the tune of "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park, showing highlights of the feuds leading up to WrestlingRevolution. The video fades into the "Prayer" opening.)
Tara: We are just over a week away from the biggest night in FPPVW history. We're on the way to WrestlingRevolution, and this is Foundation. Hello everyone, this is Tara Fisher.
Dick: And this is Dick Broccoli. I for one, can feel the tension building. Alan Mayse is slated to defend the FPPVW Championship against the man who has had his number every time they have faced, Austin Lee.
Tara: The two tag titles of FPPVW will become one as the new Ohio Tag Team Champions, The Eccentrics put thier gold up against the "Rio" belts of the FPPVW Tag Team Champions The Pyro Twins.
Dick: The Ladies FPPVW Title will also be on the line, Naomi Leach putting up the gold in a one on one match against the woman who she faced for the title in the first place, Kai Kitta. These two haven't faced off in a singles match since Darkest Night last December and fans have been begging to see it.
Tara: We've also heard challenges from Ronin Fox, who wants to face Nykk at WrestlingRevolution. Just before we went on the air, though, we saw something that might just stand in the way of this match going on.
(Footage is shown of Ronin Fox walking into the building. Jon Z steps in front of him.)
Jon: Take the night off, Fox. You still haven't been cleared.
Ronin: Jon, I'm tired of waiting. My neck is fine.
Jon: Your doctor disagrees. In fact he doesn't think you'll be ready for a couple more weeks.
Ronin: He's exagerating. My neck feels perfect.
Jon: It might feel perfect now, but will if after Nykk targets it again?
Ronin: He won't get to it.
Jon: I can't take that risk. Now I don't see you getting in the ring for WrestlingRevolution. I certainly don't see you getting anywhere near one tonight. Take the night off.
(Ronin takes a moment then turns around, leaving the building.)
("One Step Closer" hits and Chris Stylez makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Ronin Fox vs. Nykk might not take place. Jon Z has turned Fox away at the door here tonight, and he still hasn't gotten medical clearance.
Dick: Too bad, Fox, maybe next year. If you value your health, maybe not even then.
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Though Fox's spot on WrestlingRevolution has been in question, his brother Cynric has a match already booked and ready.
Dick: Cynric and Cody Hawk have hated each other since Cody first came into FPPVW, and it's finally spilling into the ring.
Chris Stylez vs. Cynric
(Chris hits a reverse DDT and goes to the top rope. He goes for a 450 splash, but Cynric rolls out of the way. Chris tries to get up, but Cynric hits the Lift Off for the three count.)
Winner: Cynric by pin.
Tara: Cynric with a victory here tonight, perhaps showing Cody Hawk what he can expect when...wait!
(Cody Hawk slides into the ring and knocks Cynric down with a clothesline from behind.)
Dick: I didn't even see him come down the aisle, where'd he come from?
(Cody hits a DDT on Cynric and stomps him down. He backs up and tries for a Lift Off of his own, but Cynric ducks under the kick. Cody gets up quick and turns around only to be hit with a spinning heel kick. The zebra herd of refs storm the ring to keep them apart.)
Tara: Cody Hawk wanted to make a statement here today, but Cynric was able to hold him off. Will that be the case in eight days at WrestlingRevolution?
Dick: Let them go, I want to see these two tear at eachother tonight.
Tara: Stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
("Crazy Train" hits and Silver King makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Silver King has been on a stretch of bad luck since he was inserted into the Ohio Tag Team Championship tournament as Cynric's partner, replaceing the then injured Ronin Fox.
Dick: Then injured? He's still injured, and he's going to stay on the injured list from the sound of it.
("Rico Suave" hits and Rico Cassanova makes his way to the ring.)
Silver King vs. Rico Cassanova
(Rico takes Silver King down with a deep armdrag and locks on a hammerlock. Silver King gets back to his feet and reaches down to trip Rico. Rico falls back, but locks his legs around King's ankle to trip him too. Rico is first to his feet, pulling King up to go for the Kiss of Death. King breaks his arms free and spins Rico around, hitting a dragon screw legwhip. Rico down, King quickly applies a Mexican Surfboard, transitioning into the Silver Surfer. Rico taps out.)
Winner: Silver King by submission.
Dick: That is one painful maneuver, give me back spasms just to watch it.
Tara: I guess this might mean the bad luck streak is over, both Cynric and Silver King with wins tonight.
Dick: Too bad the wins didn't come when they mattered for gold.
(Backstage, Jade knocks on Jon Z's office door and walks in.)
Jade: Hello there, Jon. Got a question for you.
Jon: Can it wait? I have a lot to do here.
(Jade sits on the edge of the desk and smiles.)
Jade: I was just thinking, after the match for the Ladies FPPVW Championship at WrestlingRevolution, I'd be perfect as the next challenger for the title.
(Jon doesn't even look up from his papers.)
Jon: What makes you think that?
Jade: Well come on, Jon, just look at me. One glance of this on a flier for the event and we'll be playing to a packed house.
Jon: Despite the fact that you've lost to both Naomi and Kai more than once. In case you haven't been paying attention, I want wrestlers based on thier ability not thier boobs.
Jade: Seems to be a different tune then last time I came to see you.
(She walks around the desk and leans against it, lifting up a foot to put on the arm of his chair.)
Jade: Remember? I knocked, came on in, you had the lights out already.
Jon: What the hell are you talking about? Are you the one that started that rumor?
Jade: Rumor? If that's what you call the best sex I've ever had, I say lets let the rumors fly.
Jon: Jade, in case you haven't noticed, I'm married. (He shows off his wedding ring.) Also, in case you haven't noticed the days when my wife is in the crowd, she might be able to stretch you. For a third thing you might not have noticed, any time I'm in my office there is a camera crew there. Now, if you ever had great sex in my office, I'm happy for you. But I have to tell you to stop involving me in your wild stories, and please point out to the cleaners where to spray the disinfectant.
Jade: Jon, this isn't funny. I'm telling you I was with someone here, and I rocked him hard all night. If it wasn't you, who the hell would have been in your office?
(Suddenly a loud snort is heard, followed by steady snoring. The sleeping man is passed out on the couch.)
Jade: Oh...my...god...
Jon: Wow, way to go...uh...you.
Jade: How dare you encourage him! That man raped me in your office.
Jon: He raped you? Somehow I doubt that.
Jade: I think I'm going to be sick.
(Jade turns around and runs out of the office.)
(Commercial Break)
(Swinger is pacing back and forth in a locker room. Aki Mann opens the door and jumps inside, searching around. He's carrying rectangular box.)
Swinger: Aki! Swinger's over here, what are you looking for.
Aki: The eyes ears and noses of the great evil's minions are everywhere, young Swinger. You must be ever vigilant.
Swinger: Right, the great evil thing. What was that again?
Aki: That explanation must wait for another time, my faithful sidekick. We have other pressing matters.
Swinger: Such as?
Aki: I have decided that as we are a team on the road to gold in the great Ohio Tag Team Tournament, we should look the part.
Swinger: Aki, Swinger has to tell you about a problem.
Aki: Ah, Swinger, your problems will all go away once you see what I have for you. Let me show you your new super outfit!
(He opens up the box and takes out a costume. It's a replica of the Robin outfit, except with a "S" logo instead of an "R." Swinger stares at it blankly.)
Swinger: Swinger will be your tag team partner. Swinger will fight with you. Swinger will promise not to kill you for calling me sidekick, but Swinger will not be caught dead wearing that!
(Swinger walks out of the room, Aki follows him, holding up the mask that goes with the outfit.)
Aki: Fear not, young Swinger, no one will recognize you in it!
(Commercial Break)
("Lets All Go to the Lobby" hits and the Concession Boyz make thier way to the ring, selling toy title belts.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, the Concession Boyz are here at the FPPVW Arena.
Dick: When are they not here?
Tara: We've just recieved word there is something going on in the back. Can we get a camera there?
(Backstage, Kai Kitta and Naomi Leach are arguing.)
Kai: You've been sidestepping me this whole time, you think anyone buys that "you want me to be ready?" How have you been helping me get ready?
Naomi: Haven't you been paying any attention to what I've been teaching you?
Kai: Teaching what? You haven't showed me anything new all these months, you're just putting it off because you don't want to let go of the damn belt.
Naomi: If you'd earn your shot and you'd earn the belt, there'd be no problem, instead you go running off to beg Jon just like Jade did and...
Kai: Don't you dare suggest I'd do that to get a match.
Naomi: I don't see anything else you've done worthy of a shot at this gold.
Kai: Well don't you worry, you'll see it. If you're conscious when I win.
(Naomi and Kai look like thier about to come to blows, but just barely keep control enough to back away.)
Dick: And here I thought they were friends.
("Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make thier way to the ring.)
Tara: Here come the Ohio Tag Team Champions.
Dick: The unneccesary champions, we already have a tag team to be proud of wearing gold.
Tara: You go ahead and be proud of the Pyro Twins, they sicken me.
(Before The Eccentrics reach the ring, the Pyro Twins run up behind them and knock them down in the aisle. Jay picks up Cheesecake and hits the Overhaul. Dusty pulls Huh to his feet and hits a version of the rope burn on the guardrail. The Concession Boys leave the ring and charge the Pyro Twins, Sr. hits a spinning heel kick on Jay, CB III hits a dropkick on Dusty. The Concession Boys drag the Pyro Twins to the ring and throw them in, following after them. Jay and Dusty get to thier feet quickly and turn on the Concession Boyz. Jay whips CB III into one corner, Dusty backs Sr into the opposite one with a series of chops. Jay and Dusty both get together in the corner with Sr. Jay picks him up for a backbreaker as Dusty gets to the top rope to hit the Mandate of Heaven. Jay helps Dusty up and whips him toward CB III, Dusty hits a clothesline to keep him stunned as Jay charges with a dropkick to the ribs. Together, Dusty and Jay hit a double leg trip on CB III and hit the ropes to hit the Compactor.)
(Jay gets a microphone.)
Jay: So, we're afraid of being in the same arena as some damn comedy team? You think we're afraid of anyone here in FPPVW? Why don't we show you what fear is?
(Dusty pulls both Concession Boyz to the center of the ring and leaves them down, pulling out a small flask. He empties it out on top of the Concession Boyz. Jay pulls out a zippo. Before he lights it, Cheesecake and Huh storm the ring, still feeling the effects of the attack. They face off, Cheesecake with Dusty and Huh with Jay, trading punches. Huh and Cheesecake get the advantage and back the Pyro Twins against the ropes, whipping them across the ring. The Eccentrics hit a pair of back body drops, sending the Pyro Twins out of the ring.)
Tara: The Eccentrics just cleared the ring, I don't want to think about what almost happened to the Concession Boyz.
Dick: This is just chaos, I can't wait for the Pyro Twins to put an end to this.
Tara: We have to take our last commercial break, stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
(The Concession Boyz are being helped down the aisle and the ring is being cleaned.)
Tara: It has been a chaotic night, and it just promises to get crazier as we continue toward WrestlingRevolution in eight days.
Dick: We're still trying to get rid of whatever was in that flask that Dusty Schneble emptied onto the Concession Boyz, I can still smell it. It smells almost like gasoline, but I'm not sure exactly.
Tara: As we wait we have Nykk on the phone. Nykk you weren't scheduled to be here this week, but thank you for joining us.
Nykk: I can tell you're thrilled as usual, Tara.
Dick: Always a pleasure to hear from you, Nykk.
Nykk: Thanks, Dick.
Tara: We're just about set for our last match with Alan Mayse taking on the Heel Stable's Joey Sprinklers in a non-title match. We'd like to hear your thoughts on that, but first I have to ask if you've heard about what just happened with the Pyro Twins.
Nykk: Let me just say that I am appauled at the actions of the Pyro Twins and I had no advance knowledge of what they were planning to do. The horrible burns suffered by the Concession Boyz are a testament to just how things can go wrong in the wrestling business.
Tara: Nykk, there were no burns, the attack was stopped by the Eccentrics.
Nykk: What? Oh, I mean, I must have been given faulty information before you put me on the air. Moving on to Alan vs. Joey, I think Alan Mayse is going to make a huge mistake here tonight. He's going to have his match with Austin Lee on his mind the whole contest, and as much as you might like to, you cannot look past Joey Sprinklers.
("Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards out to the ring.)
Dick: The ring has been cleared and Joey is on his way out, before you go, do you have any thoughts on what happened as we went on the air, Ronin Fox has not yet been cleared to compete, and it is in question whether or not he can appear at WrestlingRevolution.
Nykk: I was afraid of this from the start, Fox makes his big return to tv and looks like he's ready to make an impact, but he knew from the start that he wasn't well enough to step back into the ring. He set all this up so he could look like a big man, with the safety of knowing the doctors wouldn't let him get to the fight.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Thank you again for joining us, Nykk, we have to let you go.
Dick: We do? Why do we...
(A click is heard.)
Dick: Tara, that was just rude.
Joey Sprinklers vs. Alan Mayse
(Alan starts out strong, putting on a clinic of suplexes and various armdrags and takedowns. Joey rolls out of the ring, frustrated. He grabs his skateboard and slides into the ring, looking ready to swing, but the ref sees it. The ref snatches the skateboard away and puts it out of the ring. Joey charges Alan to try for a running neckbreaker, but Alan blocks and hits a vertical suplex. He steps through the ropes to the apron and waits. Joey gets to his feet and is hit with a slingshot dropkick. Alan signals for the Tiger Bomb, but sees Austin Lee walking to the ring.)
Tara: What is he doing out here? Can't we have a clean match for once?
Dick: Give him a chance, maybe he's just scouting.
Tara: That's why we have tapes.
(Alan argues with Austin, keeping his back to Joey. Joey spins Alan around and hits Da Sprinklinator. Joey stands up and waves to Austin, thanking him. He makes the cover, but Alan kicks out at two. Joey throws a tantrum and rolls out of the ring. He argues with Austin now, trying to find some way to put the blame on him. They keep arguing until Alan gets back up and hits a somersault plancha that takes both Joey and Austin down. Alan grabs Joey and throws him back into the ring. Austin is quick to stand and run toward the ring. He grabs the skateboard and watches. Alan and Joey trade punches, Joey sneaking in a thumb to the eye. Joey looks over at Austin as the ref checks on Alan. Austin throws the skateboard in, but Alan kicks Joey in the back of the knee. Joey is distracted, and the skateboard hits him in the head. Joey stumbles directly into Alan, who hits a Tiger Bomb for the pin.)
Winner: Alan Mayse by pin.
(Austin almost slides into the ring, but Alan picks up the skateboard and runs at the ropes, just barely misses Austin with a swing as Austin backs up quickly.)
Tara: Austin is retreating from Alan for the first time. Will it be the last?
Dick: It will be if Alan fights fair and doesn't try and attack Austin with a damn weapon.
Tara: Alan Mayse and Austin Lee for the title in eight days, but it could erupt right here. We have to go, be sure to watch next week.
Dick: Someone get that thing away from Alan.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-71
Nielson Rating-.47
Attendance-196
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Jon Z orders Ronin Fox to take the night off: 78
Cynric def. Chris Stylez: 63(54/72)
Silver King def. Rico Cassanova: 69(51/88)
Jade talks to Jon Z: 71
Swinging Justice backstage: 62
Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta backstage: 84
Eccentrics draw Concession Boyz: 67(58/77)
Nykk promo on Ronin Fox and WrestlingRevolution: 85
Alan Mayse def. Joey Sprinklers: 71(64/78)
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