(Prayer opening, followed by a video of clips from WrestlingRevolution to the tune of "Somewhere I Belong")
Tara: We are riding the wave of the biggest event in FPPVW history. Over a thousand strong witnessed WrestlingRevolution, and we have returned to the FPPVW arena for Foundation. Welcome everyone I'm Tara Fisher.
Dick: And this is Dick Broccoli. We're set for a new year of FPPVW action.
Tara: There seems to be an air of change in the arena. Even you seem a little different, Dick.
Dick: What do you mean?
("Guilty" hits and Kara Draxus makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: Never mind you, there's more important things to discuss, like the following match up. Kara Draxus in the ring. One of the top women wrestlers today, though she's been down on her luck in the FPPVW ranks.
("Fell In Love With a Girl" by the White Stripes hits and LuFisto makes her way to the ring.)
Dick: She's been known as Precious Lucy, in our ring and around the wrestling world, but today she takes on her other name. LuFisto, the First Lady of Hardcore.
Kara Draxus vs. LuFisto
(Kara starts strong with a series of suplexes, setting LuFisto up for a butterfly suplex. LuFisto breaks Kara's grip and picks Kara up for a spinebuster. She hits the ropes and aims an elbow drop to Kara's chest, but Kara rolls away. LuFisto gets back up to her feet at the same time as Kara and charges for a clothesline, but Kara ducks under it and spins LuFisto around to hit a swinging neckbreaker. She signals for the Draxus Driver and picks LuFisto up. LuFisto gets lifted partially but blocks and hits a knee to Kara's midsection. She picks Kara up in a fireman's carry and spins into a sit-out powerslam. LuFisto covers for the pin.)
Winner: LuFisto by pin.
Dick: That's the Lucy Launcher, and it's also very effective as you can see.
Tara: A strong win for LuFisto, and a great way to begin a night of FPPVW action.
(Footage from WrestlingRevolution is shown, highlighting the Kai Kitta vs. Naomi Leach match. Zac Hensley is standing backstage next to a monitor.)
Zac: Naomi Leach surprised FPPVW fans with her actions this past Saturday at WrestlingRevolution. Keeping the Leach Hold on Kai Kitta after the match had already been decided, even reapplying the hold after breaking it, as you can see and hear it left the fans confused. Why would Naomi act in such a way to someone who she claimed as a friend. We'll try and find out in this hour when...
(Naomi Leach walks up, the Ladies FPPVW Championship belt over her shoulder.)
Naomi: What's this Zac? You want to know why I kept the hold on poor innocent little Kai? You know you could have just asked me, but maybe that's asking you to do too much. What is your job here exactly, pushing play on a VCR? I did what I did because this title was on the line. I didn't get into this business to reach out and meet people, I did it so I could be the best. I started wrestling so I could prove that I was capable of greatness. I happened to find someone along the way I thought could be great too, and I tried to help her out. I tried to guide her, I tried to show her how to get things done, and all I wanted was for a little hand now and then, and for her to keep out of my way. She just couldn't handle that. I had to send her a little message, friends may be friends, but a title is love, and no one takes my love away.
(Commercial Break.)
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, holding his neck. The Nykk Show set has been assembled.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, looks like Nykk has something on his mind here tonight.
Dick: Why wouldn't he, it was a big night last Saturday, and a big disappointment for his stable.
Nykk: Well, I'd like to say it's great to be back at the FPPVW arena. No time for that though, I have something important to say. First though, the ring seems a little empty. Lets get the whole Heel Stable out in this ring. Come on out, now.
("Seek and Destroy" hits and Joey Sprinklers, the Pyro Twins, and Vix make their way to the ring.)
Nykk: Well, we're all together again, just like we were all at Montgomery County Fairgrounds on Saturday. One big happy family, right? One big happy bunch of f***ups! Joey!
(He steps up face to face with Joey.)
Nykk: You let Kevin Stone escape with a victory over you. Do you remember why we wanted to get rid of him in the first place? He let us down, just like you are now. Don't think I can't get rid of you just as easy as I did him. You two!
(He steps to face the Pyro Twins.)
Nykk: Why did I bring you into the Heel Stable in the first place? Do you remember? It was because I was impressed with the way you destroyed the Eccentrics at Darkest Night. You were ruthless! You were unstoppable. What happened? How did you let those two take away your titles? Hell they took more than that, they stole your f***ing pride! What are you going to do about that? Well that just leaves you...
(He walks over to Vix.)
Nykk: You...what the hell have you done for us anyway?
(He gives the Pyro Twins a nod and they move on either side of Vix and hit Final Darkness.)
Tara: What the hell was that for?
Nykk: No more dead weight, no more failure, no more disappointment! From here, we do things right. Jay, Dusty, I believe you have a match. I won't wish you luck, if you need luck then you've already failed. Just get things done.
(Nykk leaves the ring, Joey follows after him. Jay rolls Vix out of the ring, and she's eventually helped to the back by an official.)
Tara: That's just disgusting, Vix didn't do anything to deserve Final Darkness.
Dick: She didn't do anything to not deserve it either.
Tara: All this is just Nykk's insecurity, he's so quick to point out where his stable mates failed, but he won't even mention the fact that he lost his match at WrestlingRevolution too.
Dick: He didn't lose anything, there was no official match at WrestlingRevolution featuring Nykk.
Tara: Who cares if it was official when he was pinned by Ronin Fox, the point is he lost.
("Lets All Go to the Lobby" hits and the Concession Boyz make their way to the ring.)
The Pyro Twins vs. The Concession Boyz
(Dusty and Concession Boy III come in off tags and CB 3 hits an STO. He covers for one, Jay stomping CB 3 in the head to break the pin. The ref tries to get Jay to leave, but loses control when Concession Boy Sr. also gets in the ring and hits a spinning heel kick on Jay. Dusty grabs him and hits a DDT, turning to face CB 3 as CB Sr. rolls out of the ring. CB 3 tries for a snap suplex, but Dusty reverses it. Jay picks up CB 3 and hits a backbreaker as Dusty climbs the ropes to hit the Mandate of Heaven. Dusty covers for two, CB Sr. pulls him out of the ring by the legs. Jay hits a baseball slide on CB Sr. He slides out all the way and faces of with Sr. on the outside, Jay backing Sr. up against the barricade. Dusty slides back in the ring but gets caught with a gutbuster. CB 3 climbs the ropes and hits the Mighty Mint Elbow. He covers but Dusty kicks out at two. CB 3 pulls Dusty to his feet, but Dusty hits the Rope Burn out of nowhere for the pin.)
Winners: The Pyro Twins by pin.
(Jay slides in the ring to celebrate, both of them looking at the Concession Boyz and discussing something. Dusty picks up Concession Boy III and pushes him into the corner. Concession Boy Sr. slides in the ring and attacks Dusty from behind, but Jay picks him up from behind and hits the Overhaul. Dusty reaches into a pocket and pulls out a can of blue gooey gel. He opens it and smears some over the faces of both Concession Boyz. Jay pulls out a lighter, and the ring fills up with referees.)
Dick: They stopped the party.
Tara: Thank goodness, I wouldn't believe that they would actually burn these two if I hadn't already seen what they did to poor Pinky and Torgo.
Dick: Well why do you think they call themselves pyros? They like fire, it's simple as that.
Tara: Well thankfully some order is being restored here, Jay and Dusty are both leaving.
Dick: Don't you go anywhere though, we've got a huge announcement coming up.
Tara: Stay with us.
(Commercial Break.)
(Huh walks into Jon Z's office, both the Ohio and Rio tag team belts are over his shoulders. Jon is up from behind his desk and looks like he's about to leave.)
Huh: Hey, Jon. Can I ask you something?
Jon: No time, I've got an announcement to make.
Huh: Well, it's just Cheesecake and I have been looking for a way to celebrate our win at WrestlingRevolution.
Jon: Fine, that's fine. Just figure something out and you can have some time for it a little latter. Do what you want.
Huh: Really? Thanks!
(Jon stops and looks back for a moment.)
Jon: Except Eccentrics Rules.
Huh: Ooooohhh, but, but I just...well some new friends of our agreed and...its just in fun and...well...
Jon: (sighing visibly) Fine, you can do Eccentrics Rules.
Huh: Yes! Thank you so much Jon.
(Huh dances away into the hallway.)
(Back in the arena, "Prayer" hits.)
Tara: Oh man, an Eccentrics Rules match here tonight?
Dick: Prepare to be confused.
Tara: Well at least we have time to prepare. In the meantime, we're set to hear from Jon Z.
(Jon Z makes his way to the ring and picks up a microphone.)
Jon: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a huge announcement. FPPVW is enjoying great success in the wake of WrestlingRevolution, so much so that we have made a new deal. FPPVW Foundation will be changing nights and channels at the beginning of next month. Starting on June 1, FPPVW Foundation will be seen on Fox Sports Digital 2 every Tuesday at 9.
Tara: Wow, this is more than just Dayton, we could be seen across the country.
Jon: FPPVW will still be seen on Friday nights on WB38, as we will present the new show "At the FPPVW Arena" starting on June 4. This is a big step, and one of many we've been taking. Lets make the next big step onto Pay Per View, what do you say?
(Crowd pop. "Prayer" hits again as Jon leaves.)
Tara: Great news from Jon Z, I'm looking forward to June.
Dick: Lucky it's not far off, why didn't I hear about this deal?
("Rico Suave" hits and Rico Casanova makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: That's a question for another time, or then again why don't you leave and ask Jon right now?
Dick: And miss Rico Casanova? I think not.
("Smoke on the Water" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Here comes the man who struck the first blow against the Heel Stable at WrestlingRevolution.
Dick: Look at how smug he is, I can't stand that.
Rico Casanova vs. Kevin Stone
(Rico seems sluggish in the ring, a few steps behind Kevin, even when in control. Rico sets Kevin up for the Casanovator early, but Kevin pulls himself away and pushes Rico against the ropes, hitting a spear on the rebound. He picks Rico up and hits the Stone Cutter for the pin.)
Winner: Kevin Stone by pin.
Tara: Kevin puts Rico Casanova away here tonight.
Dick: Well if he's expecting to go through the Heel Stable like that, it's not going to be that easy.
Tara: We still have Eccentrics Rules tonight. The Eccentrics are looking for a celebration, but who are the new friends on the other side of this match? Stay with us.
(Commercial Break.)
(A video is shown of a masked woman in black. The song "Stay in Shadow" plays.)
Voice: Prepare to fear the darkness, when a shadow falls on FPPVW.
(Backstage, Zac Hensley is standing by with Ronin Fox.)
Zac: Ronin Fox, you just came from a huge victory this past weekend against Nykk to finish off the first year of FPPVW the same way you started it.
Fox: That's right, and I see no reason I can't finish FPPVW's second year the same way too. My neck is still intact, and it's getting stronger. I'll be back in the ring full time before you know it.
Zac: Can you give us an idea of how long before you're medically cleared?
Fox: How's next week sound? I'll go ahead and issue the challenge right here tonight, if any member of the Heel Stable wants a match, just show up here next week, and I'll defeat you just like I defeated your great leader. The Heel Stable has been around long enough, and if I couldn't finish it off by humbling it's leader, I'll just have to take it out at it's foundation.
(Commercial Break.)
(The Aki Mann theme hits, and Swinging Justice makes their way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're here to witness the height of weirdness in wrestling.
Dick: Apparently Swinging Justice are the new friends that Huh was talking about, which is interesting considering that Swinger was involved in the first ever Eccentrics Rules match, then teaming with Simon Diamond.
("Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make their way to the ring, showing off both the Ohio and Rio tag team titles.)
Swinging Justice vs. The Eccentrics
Non-title Eccentrics Rules Match
(Huh and Swinger start the match. Huh offers a handshake, Swinger remembers last time and accepts it this time. Huh shakes his hand and starts to try and thumb wrestle with Swinger. Swinger seems confused, and tries to pull his hand away.)
Tara: What the hell are they doing in there?
(Huh wins at thumb wrestling, his team is awarded 50 points and one fall. The bell rings.)
Dick: Huh with...uh...the pin I guess.
Tara: And we're already one fall into this match. The last time a match actually made it to it's conclusion it was two out of three falls...I think. I still don't know if the points affect the outcome.
(The Score is 50 to nothing and one fall to none in favor of the Eccentrics)
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(Both teams play paper-rock-scissors to decide who starts the next fall. Cheesecake wins with scissors against paper. Aki and Swinger keep tying, rock against rock, then paper, then rock again, then scissors. The ref steps in and tells them to speed things up. Finally Swinger just tells Aki to choose rock, he does and Swinger chooses scissors. Aki gets in the ring, but the ref stops him and awards an additional ten points to the Eccentrics for Swinging Justice's deception in the selection process. The Eccentrics now lead 60 to nothing, and one fall to none.)
(Aki and Cheesecake lock up, Aki hitting an armdrag and hitting the ropes. Cheesecake stands and is hit with a high dropkick. Cheesecake falls over the top rope, and Swinging Justice is awarded 10 points.)
(Aki celebrates in the ring, as Cheesecake crawls under it. He emerges with a box which he opens and pulls out small rubber dodgeballs. He starts throwing them into the ring, ever time one hits Aki, the Eccentrics are awarded 2 points. Swinger jumps down to the floor and looks under the ring, finding a super soaker. He fires it at Cheesecake to throw off his aim. The score is now 68 to 10, Eccentrics. Aki hits the ropes and goes for a corkscrew plancha on Cheesecake.)
(Huh gets in the ring and hits the ropes, looking to go for a plancha of his own. Cheesecake, Aki, and Swinger all see it coming and slide in the ring quick, getting in his way. Huh stops, looking very disappointed, and returns to his corner. Swinger leaves the ring and goes to the announce table.)
Swinger: Let Swinger see the book.
(He flips through the rulebook as Cheesecake and Aki lock up again, Cheesecake getting a waistlock into a delayed german suplex. He holds on and rolls Aki onto his stomach, keeping the hold as Aki starts to panic and try and squirm away. Swinger gets a mic.)
Swinger: Swinger will use Swinging Justice's ten points to invoke blindfold rules!
(The ref pulls out two blindfolds, putting one on Cheesecake, then tries to put one on Aki. Instead he just pulls Aki's mask so the eye holes aren't lined up. Aki and Cheesecake wander and stumble around while Swinger and Huh try and yell out instructions. Cheesecake grabs hold of Aki and maneuvers him into a gutwrench suplex. He tries to feel around the mat for him, eventually finding him, and spending a little too much time making sure it's him. He stands quickly and tries for an elbow drop, but Aki rolls out of the way, finding the ropes and pulling himself to his feet. He feels around, following Swinger's instructions, but accidentally backs the ref into a corner. He tries to whip the ref out of the corner, but the ref reverses it on instinct, Aki runs directly into Cheesecake and both of them fall over. Aki finds the ropes again and follows the ropes to the corner. He thinks he's in his own corner and reaches for the tag, accidentally tagging in Huh. Huh gets in the ring and walks up to Cheesecake, he tries to tell him what's going on, but Cheesecake grabs him and hits the Long Kiss Goodnight and covers for a pin.)
(Swinging Justice scores a fall, the score stands at 68 to 20 and one fall each.)
(The ref removes Cheesecake's blindfold and helps him up.)
Tara: We have to take our last commercial break. Stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
(Aki and Huh are in the ring, they've locked up and Huh hits a knee to the midsection, whipping Aki to the ropes.)
Tara: We're back with the Eccentrics Rules match, things have been almost normal during the commercial. Aki and Huh won the paper-rock-scissor rights to start this fall, the score stands at 68 to 20 and one fall apiece.
(Huh signals to Cheesecake, who drops down and gets a microphone.)
Cheesecake: The Eccentic'th will u'th'e 30 points to invoke "Eccentric Ra'th'e"
Tara: An Eccentric what?
Dick: I think he said race.
(The ref leads Aki and Huh back down the aisle and right to the curtain and stands back. The ref pulls out a tiny green flag from his pocket and waves it. Huh barely starts moving while Aki starts running at full speed. He slows down and looks back, stopping as he notices that Huh is barely even walking. The ref admonishes him for stopping, and tells him he will lose points for every second he does not show forward motion. He's already lost 8, putting the score at 38 to 12. Aki starts moving, slower this time, as the ref, ring announcer and Tara all explain.)
Tara: In an Eccentric Race, if I read this book right, you must maintain forward momentum, but the winner is the last person to reach the ring, not the first.
Dick: I can't believe I'm watching this.
(Swinger runs down the aisle and grabs Huh by the arm, pulling him toward the ring. Aki stops again, watching the scoreboard until his team's points read zero before starting again.)
Tara: That might have actually been good strategy. This race will decide the final fall, and I guess points only are good for buying these strange challenges or rule modifications. However there are penalties if you fall into negative numbers.
Dick: Like what?
Tara: I'd rather not say on the air.
(Aki and Huh are practically neck and neck, Swinger still pulling on Huh, but Huh going dead weight on him, Swinger literally becoming the only thing moving Huh at all. Cheesecake runs over and grabs Swinger, picking him up for the Screw Driver on the floor. Huh stumbles back, losing a few points from moving backward, the score now at 34 to 0. Suddenly he rushes forward to catch up with Aki, pulling ahead and grabbing Aki by the arm, he tries to whip Aki toward the ring, but Aki reverses, Huh reverses again and Cheesecake grabs his arm to hold him steady, Aki loses his grip and falls against the ring. The ref calls for the bell.)
Winners: The Eccentrics with two out of three falls and a score of 34 to 0.
Tara: Wow...just uh...wow.
Dick: Interesting...uh...concept.
(Cheesecake and Huh walk back up the aisle to check on Swinger and help him to his feet. They get back in the ring and both teams face off again. The Eccentrics offer their hands, and Swinging Justice accepts them.)
Tara: At least it didn't hurt the friendship.
(Aki signals for a microphone.)
Aki: Well done, good citizens. You both have proven yourselves worthy of being deputies in the great battle against evil.
(Huh is so happy he starts dancing.)
Aki: I just hope there will be no hard feelings when Aki Mann and his sidekick Swinger defeat you in the FPPVW Tag Team Championship Tournament of Justice!
(Swinger grabs the microphone.)
Swinger: Aki! Swinger has to tell you something. I've been trying for a long time now, but something always distracts...
(Cheesecake starts dancing with Huh, Swinger trails off and drops the microphone, backing away and leaving the ring. Aki shrugs, gives the Eccentrics a thumbs up and leaves too. Huh stops dancing and picks up the microphone on his way out. Not meaning to talk into it, he says.)
Huh: Those guys are weird.
(As the Eccentrics leave, "Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Here comes the man who is still FPPVW Champion.
Dick: But it took the damnedest Tiger Bomb I've ever seen to get the job done.
(Alan gets in the ring and picks up a microphone.)
Alan: For everyone who said that I was "plain vanilla" and everyone who said I couldn't hold on to the gold, I say speak up now. Anyone who thought that Austin Lee had my number, you have to deal with a new thought. Who has the belt right now? Who held on the title? Who was the one that kicked out of the feared Degenerate Driver? Austin Lee, you fought hard, you pushed me to the limit, but the fact is that once this belt is on the line, there's nothing I can't get up from. There's no move you know, no hold you can use, nothing you can throw at me that I can't shake off.
(Austin Lee comes through the crowd and slides in behind Alan. He attacks Alan with a forearm to the back to the head. Alan stumbles forward against the corner and turns around to face Austin's assault, trading punches as Austin gets the upper hand and hits a DDT. He goes outside and down the aisle, going through the curtain and coming out again with a ladder.)
Tara: Someone stop him.
Dick: This isn't the first time Austin has brought a ladder with him to face Alan.
(Austin slides in the ring and puts the ladder down, pulling Alan up and setting him up for a powerbomb, but Alan pulls back and hits a low blow, standing up and hitting an exploder suplex onto the ladder.)
Dick: What the hell? This has to stop, you're right.
Tara: Oh, now I'm right.
(Refs storm the ring to separate Alan from Austin, who isn't moving.)
Tara: That's all the time we have for Foundation. For Dick Broccoli, this is Tara Fisher, good night.
Dick: Help him! Someone help him!
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-71
Nielson Rating-.46
Attendance-199
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
LuFisto def. Kara Draxus: 52(34/71)
Naomi Leach promo on Kai Kitta: 82
The Nykk Show: 83
The Pyro Twins def. The Concession Boyz: 73(57/89)
Huh in Jon Z's office: 64
Kevin Stone def Rico Cassanova: 63(52/75)
Video for Shadow: 73
Ronin Fox promo: 87
Eccentrics def. Swinging Justice: 61(58/65)
Alan Mayse promo: 69
Austin Lee attacks Alan Mayse: 73
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