(Backstage, Alan Mayse is standing in front of a board with several names written down on it.)
Alan: Hello, everyone, and welcome to FPPVW Foundation. As you know, I am Alan Mayse the FPPVW Heavyweight Champion. I'll make this as brief as possible so that we can start the show. Quite simply, I need a new challenger.
(He picks up a pointer and points to 'Ronin Fox.')
Alan: There's Ronin Fox, who's certainly been a fan favorite since FPPVW began, and has not gotten his due as far as title shots. His win/loss record is 18-11-1, and recently beat Nykk at Wrestling Revolution. Speaking of Nykk, he's on here too. His win/loss record is 20-14-1, but he's had numerous title shots in the last year, and no one's seen him for two weeks now. So...
(He picks up an eraser and erases Nykk's name.)
Alan: Moving on, one of my personal favorites, the Heel-Killer Kevin Stone. Not the best win/loss record out there at 10-15, though for much of the last year he was suffering as part of the Heel Stable. But in the last few months, he has beaten notable competitors such as Nykk, which has been hard for anyone to do in the last year, Joey Sprinklers, and Swinger. I could test my mettle against someone new, like Insane Dragon, or how about the Cabana Boy Colt Cabana? Both are very talented wrestlers. Or... what's this?
(He points to the name 'Chad Collyer.')
Alan: Yes, you read it right, ladies and gentlemen, Chad Collyer has returned to FPPVW! Will he be the one to challenge me at Breakout? Anyone who wants a shot, just appeal to Jon Z, because I'm told he's going to make the main event for Breakout next week. Thank you, and enjoy the show.
("Prayer" opening.)
Tara: Welcome again to FPPVW Foundation! I'm Tara Fisher, along with Dick Broccoli. And thanks to Alan Mayse for kicking it off for us here tonight.
Dick: What a big head our FPPVW Champion has developed, Tara. You don't make the matches around here, Mayse!
Tara: Nonetheless, we have a lot of action here tonight, including a rematch from Wrestling Revolution. The Eccentrics defend their tag titles against the Pyro Twins!
Dick: Also, Ronin Fox makes his return to action, AGAIN, here tonight.
Tara: And you don't want to miss the return of Chad Collyer, or the debut of Kumiko Indohara.
("Cosmic Dare" hits and Vix makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: What's this? Jon Z's assistant Vix is on her way to the ring.
Dick: A chick with power. Oh, boy.
Tara: Jon Z gave Vix a chance after she was kicked out of the Heel Stable in brutal fashion just after Wrestling Revolution.
(Vix gets a mic.)
Vix: Good evening, everyone. You know, ever since I was kicked out of the Heel Stable, I just find myself loving these shows more and more! Speaking of the Heel Stable, I'm sure you all saw what Nykk said and did two weeks ago. Matter of fact, he didn't even show up for work last week. Just for that, I would have been given full authority to suspend him without pay. But Nykk, you may be down, but the fact remains that you are one of our best in-ring competitors, and truly the Alpha Wolf of FPPVW. As much as I hate to admit it, your leaving is a big blow to us. So before I suspend you, I'm going to give you one last chance. That chance will come at FPPVW's first pay-per-view, Breakout! I'm going to team you with your pal Joey Sprinklers in a tag match. All you have to do is show up and wrestle, and we'll overlook your little tirade. If you don't show up, Mr. Z will have no choice but to suspend you indefinitely. The other reason I'm out here does concern Breakout, and Jon has shown me the faith by letting me book much of the card. Therefore, I've signed two more matches that will take place on July 24. Shadow seems to have taken an interest in the FPPVW Ladies' Title, so at Breakout, she will be in a match... not for the title, but against last month's challenger for the title, the woman she cost the Ladies' Title, LuFisto! And as far as the tag team titles go, though we can't predict the outcome of our title match tonight, I will say that the tag team champions will be defending their belts at Breakout. So let's all do our best to make FPPVW's first PPV a good one!
("Cosmic Dare" plays and Vix exits the ring.)
Tara: There you have it, Jon's assistant Vix making some matches for Breakout. Nykk has one last chance to avoid suspension, and two more big matches are signed.
Dick: I definitely can't wait for Breakout, Tara. Imagine my face in homes across the nation.
Tara: I'd rather not think about that. We'll be back with our first match of the evening.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
Tara: Joey Sprinklers just got the news that he'll be in a tag match at Breakout, hopefully teaming with Nykk against two unnamed opponents.
Dick: But what if Nykk doesn't show? Would that mean Joey would have to wrestle in a handicap match?
Tara: I don't know.
("Let's All Go to the Lobby" hits and Concession Boy Sr. makes his way to the ring, holding his head.)
Tara: These two men know each other very well, having feuded in the past. But Concession Boy Sr. still doesn't look 100% after his match with Austin Lee two weeks ago.
Dick: He had the night off last week, Tara. It's time to suck it up and get back to work.
(FINISH: Joey goes up to the top rope, but takes too much time. He goes for a guillotine legdrop, but Sr. moves. Sr. hits Joey with some right hands and chops, and then whips him into the ropes, hitting a jumping reverse crescent kick. He hits a flapjack, and then goes to the top rope, hitting a spinning heel kick. He signals for the Dr. Bob Beer Bomb, and lifts Joey for it. Joey thumbs Sr. in the eye, and escapes. He charges, but gets a back body drop. Joey grabs his skateboard, but the ref tries to take it away. Sr. comes over and gets into the fray, and in the confusion, Joey hits Sr. in the face with the skateboard over the ref's head. Joey drops the skateboard and hits the Sprinklanator, covering for the three count.)
Winner: Joey Sprinklers
Tara: Joey Sprinklers used underhanded means to pick up the victory, but it's the first one he's had in quite some time.
Dick: Maybe he's trying to show the fans that he's worthy of an FPPVW Title shot.
Tara: I don't think the fans are going to appreciate that shot with the skateboard. Anyway, the return of Chad Collyer is coming up next!
Dick: Are you outside the Dayton area, and starting to get jealous? You know you are, but don't worry. After Breakout we're starting on tour, small shows, Foundation, monthly big events, all could soon be coming to your city. Check out PPVrenegade.com for more information.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Joey Sprinklers is standing around with the Pyro Twins, who look like they don't want him around.)
Joey: Did ya see that, guys, didja? I totally whacked Jokeboy!
Dusty: Yeah, we saw it.
Joey: Anyways, I was thinkin' about what we were gonna do after the show tonight...
Jay: Whoa, Joey. The only reason we tolerated you hanging around us was because we all worked for Nykk. But Nykk's not here anymore, and he definitely doesn't look like he wants us around anymore.
Dusty: Yeah, the Heel Stable is finished...
(Austin Lee walks by and laughs.)
Jay: What's so funny?
Austin: You chaps. You've been so group oriented for so many months that you've lost focus on what's truly important.
Dusty: Oh, really? What's that?
Austin: Your independence. Joey, you never got anywhere serving Nykk. And Dusty, Jay... you two are killers. You might be the most remorseless tag team I've ever seen. You should have had no problems with the Eccentrics at Wrestling Revolution. But you fouled it up, big time. Now, don't get me wrong. I have nothing but respect for you. Remember, I turned on my own partner in the Ohio Tag Team Tournament rather than face you two at Wrestling Revolution. And after seeing that brutal match you had, I'm glad I did.
Jay: Yeah, well tonight they're going to regret that they ever entered that Ohio Tag Team Tournament.
Austin: That's what I'm talking about. Killer instinct. Now that you two are free of all obligations, you should have no problem unleashing it and taking those belts from the Eccentrics.
Joey: Yeah, guys, let's go out there and...
Dusty: Wait, who said anything about you, Joey? Austin's right. We need to do this by ourselves. And as for you, Austin... you may have struck something here, but we didn't ask for any unsolicited advice, but this does not make us friends. Do not ever, and I mean ever, presume to talk down to us that way again.
Austin: No offense meant. I'm just here to root for you, but I do have an idea. And if things go the way I think they're going to go tonight, we may have to have a little discussion sometime.
Jay: Let's go.
(He and Dusty leave. Joey smiles at Austin, but Austin just scowls at him and then leaves.)
Joey: Great. Now what am I supposed to do?
(In the arena, the backwards "Superman" theme hits and Aki Mann makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Aki Mann set for action, in what is sure to be a good contest.
Dick: It would be, but for Aki's propensity to fail.
(Aki gets a mic.)
Aki: Citizens of Daytopolis, this is a joyous day! I have heard through the rumor mill that one Chad Collyer has chosen everyone's hero, Aki Maaaan, for his first match back! So, Citizen Collyer, I'm honored to...
(Suddenly, Chad Collyer runs down and slides in the ring. He clotheslines Aki hard as the ref calls for the bell.)
Tara: Well, Chad isn't wasting any time.
Dick: That was awesome!
(FINISH: Chad absolutely destroys Aki, but Aki somehow keeps managing to kick out. Finally, Collyer ends it by hitting a Spinning DVD for the pin.)
Winner: Chad Collyer
Tara: Chad Collyer with an impressive return here at the FPPVW Arena...
(Chad gets a mic.)
Chad: As you've just found out, Aki, Chad Collyer is no joke, and I will not be a part of your one-ring circus! I see this pitiful promotion has grown since I left. Believe me, if I didn't have some dates to fill, I never would have even bothered to come back to this miserable place! When I was in FPPVW before, no one recognized my talents, no title shots came my way, and my payoffs were laughable. And if anyone tries any of this goofy-goofy stuff with me, they will be dealt with severely. I'm on the cusp of breaking through. This is my time; don't waste it!
(He throws down the mic and leaves.)
Tara: Well, Chad Collyer has certainly developed an attitude in the months he's been gone...
Dick: I like this. Finally, someone who shares my point of view.
(At the concession stands, Concession Boy III and Concession Girl are selling popcorn to some fans.)
CG: Hey, CBIII, don't you ever get tired of this?
CBIII: Nope. I was born for this job.
CG: What I mean is, we could use some new merchandise to boost up sales. Those Joey Sprinklers "ass hose" shirts didn't do too well.
CBIII: I see your point. That's why I wanted to bring you in to the fold, Concession Girl. Another creative mind to freshen things up a bit.
CG: We'll have to talk after my match. Wish me luck.
CBIII: You got it.
(CG leaves, and CBIII turns back toward the line.)
CBIII: Who wants popcorn!?
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Let's All Go to the Lobby" is playing, and Concession Girl is in the ring.)
Tara: We're back, with the newest member of the Concession Boyz' team, Concession Girl.
Dick: More chicks. She should be back at the stands cooking hot dogs.
("Battle Without Honor or Humanity" from Kill Bill vol. 1 hits and Kumiko Indohara makes her way to the ring, along with Ms. Vanessa.)
Tara: We're going to see the debut of two of FPPVW's newest ladies here tonight. Kumiko Indohara will be taking on Concession Girl.
Dick: You know, that Ms. Vanessa is pretty hot. I wonder if she's available.
Tara: She is so going to be warned about you after the show.
(FINISH: Both ladies hit some impressive moves. Concession Girl makes a comeback out of Indohara's dragon sleeper to hit several right hands and a hurricanrana from the top rope. She hits the Diamond Dave's Dust, but Indohara gets a foot on the rope. CG picks her up and whips her into the ropes. Indohara rolls under a clothesline and locks in a kata-hajime. She brings CG down and applies the body scissors, causing CG to tap out.)
Winner: Kumiko Indohara
Tara: Kumiko Indohara with an impressive victory here on Foundation. The girl knows her way around that mat.
Dick: Mmm... Ms. Vanessa.
Tara: Wipe that drool off your face. You look more disgusting than usual.
("One Step Closer" hits and Johnny Kashmere makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Johnny Kashmere is going to give singles action another go, it seems.
Dick: Well, his partner is touring over in Japan right now. He can't just sit in the back, twiddling his thumbs. He has to stay active.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Ronin Fox is back after suffering a broken nose a few weeks ago, which forced Cynric to diligently replace him in his six-man tag at Sunstroke.
Dick: Kashmere needs to capitalize on Fox's ring rust. He's had two injuries put him out over the last few months, with only a few matches in between.
(The bell rings, and Fox and Kashmere circle each other. They lock up, and Kashmere backs Fox into a corner. He makes a clean break, and poses for the crowd. Fox waits until he's finished and then locks up with him again. Once again, Kashmere backs him into a corner. Kashmere breaks clean again, but this time smacks Fox arrogantly in the side of the head. Fox shakes it off and goes to lock up again, but instead slaps Kashmere across the face. Johnny gets angry and charges, but Fox catches him with an armdrag. They get back up, and Fox hits a Japanese armdrag. Fox sends Kashmere back down with a dropkick. Johnny rolls out of the ring and Fox mimics his pose. Kashmere rolls back into the ring and asks Fox for a test of strength. Fox obliges him, and they jockey for position. Kashmere gets the better of Fox, and forces him down on his shoulders. He gets a one count, and Fox lifts his shoulder. Fox powers up to his feet, but Johnny kicks him to send him back down. Kashmere tries to get on top of Fox, but Fox gets his feet up and pushes Johnny away. Fox gets to his feet and sends Kashmere over with a monkey flip, still keeping their hands locked. Fox rolls backwards, but Johnny gets his feet up and puts Fox back on his feet. Kashmere gets to his feet and ducks under Fox's arm, taking him over in a modified northern lights suplex that gets a two count. Still with their hands locked, Johnny gets to his feet and tries it again, but Fox finally lets go and counters with a sunset flip that gets two. Johnny shifts his weight forward so that he's on top of Fox and gets a two count. Fox gets a waistlock and bridges up, rolling over and trying to counter into a backslide. Kashmere won't go over, so Fox kicks his feet off the top turnbuckle and pushes himself over Kashmere so that he's facing him. He rolls Johnny up with an inside cradle that gets a close two count. Johnny rolls to the other side of the ring, and Fox lets him know with his fingers that he was that close to pinning him. Kashmere charges Fox, who merely sweeps the leg with his hand to send Johnny to the mat. Fox covers and gets a one count. Johnny throws him off and Fox charges, but gets his leg swept. Kashmere goes for an elbow drop, but Fox moves and gets to his feet. He tries a somersault legdrop, but Kashmere moves, and quickly goes for a kick on the mat, which Fox falls back to avoid. They both kip up, and are at a standoff. After a few moments, they go to lock up again, but Kashmere rakes the eyes. He kicks Fox and whips him into the ropes, putting his head down. Fox counters with a swinging neckbreaker and covers for a two count. Kashmere backs into a corner, and Fox hits him with some chops. He whips him to the opposite turnbuckle, but Kashmere reverses and charges. Fox tips up and catches Johnny in a headscissors takeover. Kashmere staggers to his feet and receives a reverse tiger suplex. Fox whips him into a corner and charges, going for the Tail End. He gets the facelock and leaps into the air, but Kashmere pushes him off. Fox lands on his feet and Kashmere charges. Fox hits him with a drop toehold and segues into a Carrion Stretch.)
Tara: The action in the ring is fast and furious, but we have to take a break. We'll be right back!
(Commercial Break)
(Fox is in the corner, and Kashmere is elbowing him in the midsection. He whips him to the opposite turnbuckle and charges, but Fox gets his feet up. He measures Kashmere and hits him with a running dropkick. He goes to the top rope and hits a guillotine legdrop, covering for a two count. He whips Johnny into the corner and moves in. Johnny tries to get his foot up, but Fox catches it and throws it back down. He goes for a right hand, but Kashmere blocks and delivers one of his own. Fox staggers back, but charges again. He gets backdropped over the top rope, but lands on his feet on the apron. Kashmere turns around and spears Fox through the ropes, all the way to the floor. They both lie motionless for a few moments, but then start to get to their feet. Kashmere rolls into the ring at the eight count, and Fox tries to trip him up. Kashmere kicks Fox away and then slingshots onto the top rope, hitting a twisting senton on Fox. At five, he throws Fox back into the ring. He hits a vertical suplex and covers for a two count. He picks Fox up and hits a hangman's neckbreaker. He measures Fox as he gets to his feet and then bounces off the ropes, giving Fox a Yakuza kick to the side of the head. He goes to punch Fox in the nose, but the ref warns him about punching in the face, so Kashmere just palm strikes Fox's nose instead. Fox holds his nose in pain, and Kashmere signals for the Backseat Driver. He gets Fox up on his shoulders, but Fox somersaults backwards to escape, only to be folded up with a clothesline from Kashmere. Johnny applies the Comic Atomic, but Fox fights it. Finally, Kashmere lets go and pounds on Fox's back with some forearms before reapplying it. Fox starts to fade. After about twenty seconds, he's limp, and the ref drops his hand twice. On the third try, Fox keeps his arm up and starts to get to his feet. He manages to get his legs free, and stands up, elbowing Johnny in the midsection, then pulling him in to hit a backdrop suplex driver. Kashmere gets folded up on the mat, and both lie motionless. The ref starts the count, and when he reaches seven, both men are on their feet. Fox hits Kashmere with rights and then bounces off the ropes. Kashmere hits him with a back elbow, causing Fox to hold his nose again. Kashmere executes a German suplex and then calls for the Backseat Driver again. He picks Fox up on his shoulders, but Fox counters with a victory roll for a two count. They get to their feet, and Kashmere tries a clothesline, but Fox ducks behind him and hooks his arms, executing a tiger buster. He whips Johnny into a corner and then does his alternating corner clothesline/shoulder block to the midsection. He then goes for the Tail End, but Kashmere throws him off and kicks him. He goes for a powerbomb, but Fox hits him with rights and gives him a hurricanrana over the top rope, holding on to keep himself from going out. Fox gets back in the ring and bounces off the ropes, sailing through to the outside with a tope on Kashmere. He throws him back into the ring and goes to the top, signaling for the Fox Fire. However, Johnny counters the DDT into a sitout spinebuster that gets a close two count. Kashmere lets Fox get up, and waits for an opportunity to do his running bulldog. He charges, but Fox pushes him off, front first into the corner. Kashmere staggers out, and Fox bounces off the ropes. He goes for the Tail End, but at the last moment, switches momentum in midair, rolling up Johnny with an inside cradle for a surprise three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox
Tara: Ronin shows everyone how sly the fox really is. I don't think Johnny ever expected him to go back to a move that didn't get the job done earlier.
Dick: I know I didn't. That was smart wrestling by Ronin Fox, changing up his offense at the last minute and surprising his opponent.
Tara: Fantastic match from these two. I saw some stuff in there that will definitely make the Foundation opening. Well, up next is our main event. A rematch from Wrestling Revolution. The Eccentrics will defend the FPPVW Tag Team Titles against the Pyro Twins. Earlier today, our cameras caught up with Huh and Cheesecake preparing for this match.
(Backstage, Cheesecake is stretching/splaying, and Huh walks in.)
Huh: Great news! Pinky's feeling a lot better, and might be back after Breakout!
Cheesecake: Hey, that'th great! But we can't worry about her right now. We've got to defend our titles against the Pyro Twins. Do you remember what we discussed earlier?
Huh: Huh?
(Cheesecake sighs.)
Cheesecake: Look, just follow my lead, all right? No one thought we could beat them at Wrestling Revolution, and we proved them wrong. Let's go out and show them what the Eccentrics lifestyle is all about.
Huh: Go out?
Cheesecake: Yes, remember my motto? Win or lose, th'omeone's going down.
Huh: Going down?
Cheesecake: Now, let's hurry. Maybe we can get them as they come out.
(He leaves.)
Huh: Come out? Huh? Man, I'm starting to think there's something a little... strange... about you.
(He follows Cheesecake out the door.)
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Fuel" hits and the Pyro Twins make their way to the ring.)
Tara: This is our main event, an FPPVW Tag Team Title Match. Here come the challengers, Jay Crowe and Dusty Schneble.
Dick: It was a miscarriage of justice when these two were prevented from being the first FPPVW Tag Team Champions, Tara.
("Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make their way to the ring.)
Tara: Huh and Cheesecake, the first ever FPPVW Tag Team Champions, and they sure earned it at Wrestling Revolution.
Dick: Yeah, whatever.
Tara: Take it away, Mike Lyles!
Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the FPPVW Tag Team Championsip! Introducing first, the challengers! From Bellbrook, Ohio, and weighing in at a combined weight of 437 lbs... Dusty Schneble and Jay Crowe... the Pyyyyro Twiiinns!
Dick: They look focused.
Mike: And their opponents... also from Bellbrook, Ohio, or as they like to call it, Bellbrookville... weighing in at a combined weight of 462 lbs... they are the FPPVW Tag Team Champions... Huh and Cheesecake, the Ecceeeentriiics!
(FINISH: Huh gets the hot tag and takes down Dusty with right hands and a standing avalanche. He hits the Windbreaker, and Jay breaks up the pin. Dusty holds Huh for Jay, but Huh ducks and Jay hits Dusty with a spinning heel kick. Jay leans down to apologize, and Cheesecake dropkicks him in the ass to send him to the outside. They go for the Flathead, but as Cheesecake lifts Dusty, the ref gets caught in the way and knocked out. They hit the move, and Huh covers, but there's no count. Jay gets two chairs and slides one to Dusty, but Cheesecake gets it. Jay slides in and puts his chair up to defend him from Cheesecake's onslaught. Meanwhile, Huh picks up Dusty only to have him hit the Rope Burn I on him. Cheesecake and Jay have a bout of dueling chairs before Cheesecake knocks the chair from Jay's hand. Jay begs off, and Cheesecake raises the chair, but Dusty takes it away from him and hits him in the groin with it. Cheesecake doubles over, and they hit Final Darkness. Dusty covers him as the ref wakes up and makes the three count.)
Winners: The Pyro Twins
Tara: What a crock! Cheesecake wasn't even the legal man!
Dick: The ref's decision is final, Tara. Live with it.
Tara: The Eccentrics were cheated out of their titles tonight, and I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Dick: Forget that. This is historic. This is the first title change ever on Foundation.
Tara: The Pyro Twins have gotten away with murder right here on Foundation.
(Huh tries to get back in the ring to complain, but Dusty charges him and hits him with the belt, sending him back to the outside.)
Tara: We've got new Tag Team Champions in the Pyro Twins, and we're out of time. We'll see you next week, everyone!
(The Pyro Twins hold up the titles for the camera.)
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-69
Nielson Rating-1.35
Attendance-353
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Alan Mayse promo: 81
Vix announcements on Breakout: 84
Joey Sprinklers def. Concession Boy Sr: 67(59/76)
Austin Lee backstage with the Heel Stable: 66
Chad Collyer def. Aki Mann: 64(52/76)
Concession Boyz and Girl (Merchandising Inc.) backstage: 60
Kimiko Indohara def. Concession Girl: 43(28/58)
Ronin Fox def. Johnny Kashmere: 85(79/91)
Eccentrics prepare for thier match: 70
Pyro Twins def. Eccentrics-FPPVW Tag Team Championship Match: 73(68/78)
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