("Prayer" opening.)
Tara: Welcome to the "last" FPPVW Foundation, right here on Fox Sports Digital 2! Because in four days at Breakout, our very first pay per view, we will find out what our new company name will be. I'm Tara Fisher, along with Dick Broccoli.
Dick: I can assure you, Tara, as we speak my army of spies is scouring the building, listening in on Jon in case he accidentally speaks our new company name.
Tara: How about we just let it be a surprise? At any rate, tonight Alan Mayse will team with the challenger to his FPPVW Title at Breakout, Ronin Fox. But we don't know who their opponents will be.
Dick: Also, the new leader of the Heel Stable, Austin Lee, has put his troops in action. Joey Sprinklers will take on Cheesecake, and Jay Crowe will take on Silver King!
(The backwards "Superman" theme hits and Aki Mann makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: Oh, great. Can someone please give this guy a clue?
Tara: Aki Mann hasn't had much luck in singles action as of late, losing at Sunstroke and then to Chad Collyer a couple of weeks back.
(Aki grabs a mic.)
Aki: Citizens of Daytopolis, we are encountering new challenges each and every day! Tonight, my opponent is a dastardly foe indeed. He likes to sleep with beautiful women! He also has the gall to name himself after a weapon that kills innocent people like you each and every day! But don't worry, good citizens, though my swinger Sidekick isn't here, rest assured that justice is imminent!
("Copa Cabana" hits and Colt Cabana makes his way to the ring, mic already in hand.)
Tara: Colt just looks annoyed at Aki...
Colt: Cut the music! If there's one thing I hate, it's some loudmouth putz who babbles on and on when nobody even cares! Don't worry, it's not over between me and that Tiger Mask wannabe Silver King, but if I have to step into the ring with one joke in order to get my revenge on another, then prepare to stare directly down the barrel of a .45!
(FINISH: Aki goes for the Aki Armbar, but Colt blocks it and stands up, countering with a pumphandle suplex. He goes for the Colt .45, but Aki escapes and bounces off the ropes, but Colt hits him with a running knee smash. He then hits the Colt .45 and gets the three count.)
Winner: Colt Cabana
Tara: The Cabana Boy picks up the victory, and it appears he is just not going to let this thing go with Silver King.
Dick: This is wrestling, Tara. It begins and ends with a grudge.
(Backstage, Zac Hensley is standing with LuFisto.)
Zac: LuFisto, at Sunstroke you had a big opportunity to win the Ladies' Title from Naomi Leach, but you lost thanks to this newcomer by the name of Shadow. And this Saturday, your opponent is that very same lady.
LuFisto: Yes, Shadow did cost me the Ladies' Title. I'd rather have a rematch and get my fair opportunity for the title, but since that isn't possible, I'll take this opportunity to get my revenge on Shadow. Shadow, you act like you have some big secret to hide, but I know who you are. I don't know why you're doing what you're doing, but it's beginning to piss me off, and at Breakout, I will show you that is not something you want to do to someone whose nickname is the First Lady of Hardcore.
Zac: Last week, you came out and saved Lisa Letty after she was attacked by Naomi and Shadow. What is your standing with her?
LuFisto: Lisa was having some trouble with Naomi and Shadow, and I figured since I wanted to get my hands on both of them, that I'd help her out. I'm more of a loner, but anytime Lisa wants a partner to take those two on, I'm available. But at Breakout, it's me and Shadow. A Shadow may fall on me, but LuFisto's Law says prepare for cloudy days ahead.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Fuel" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring, along with Dusty Schneble.)
Tara: We're back and set for action with one half of the FPPVW Tag Team Champions, the Pyro Twins.
Dick: This should be one hell of a match. Jay and Silver King have met in this ring before.
("Crazy Train" hits and Silver King makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Silver King has been having his problems with Colt Cabana recently, and even though he beat Cabana last week, Colt seems to have problems letting go.
(The bell rings, and Silver King locks up with Jay. Silver King goes behind to get a waistlock, and Jay attempts to dislodge him. Jay drops to one knee, throwing King off. King rolls to his feet and Jay bounces off the ropes. King goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Jay lands on his feet. He tries a spinning heel kick, but King ducks and hits a monkey flip. Jay backs into a corner, and King hits him with right hands. He whips Jay to the opposite corner, but Jay tips up. He charges King, but King sweeps his leg and covers for a one count. Jay throws him off and gets to his feet, only to receive a back body drop. He armdrags Jay, and then hits a hanging neckbreaker. He covers for a two count. He picks Jay up, but Jay rakes the eyes. He whips King into the ropes, but it's reversed. Jay ducks under King's legs and tries a kick, but King catches his foot and hits a dragon screw legwhip. King hits a back suplex, and Jay rolls out of the ring. Dusty tries to help him regroup, but King comes over and hits a pescado, taking out both of them. King throws Jay back into the ring, and gets on the apron, but Dusty pulls him off by the feet, causing King to hit his head on the apron. He then rolls him back into the ring. The ref sees it, and orders Dusty back to the locker room. Dusty protests as Jay hits a spinning heel kick and covers. Dusty tries to tell the ref to turn around, but the ref won't do so until he leaves. Jay gets up and goes over to protest, and Dusty finally leaves. King rolls up Jay from behind and gets a close two count. He tries to kick Jay, but Jay grabs his foot and lets him know who has the brains. Silver King hits an enzugiri, knocking Jay for a loop. King tries to apply the Silver Surfer, but Jay fights it. He finally elbows his way out of it and gets to his feet. King tries a clothesline, but Jay counters into a judo throw and locks in a triangle choke.)
Tara: As quick as that, Jay locks in that triangle choke. We have to take a commercial break, but if Silver King taps out during the break, we'll be sure to show it to you.
(Commercial Break)
(Silver King is still in the triangle choke, but manages to hook the ropes with his foot. Jay breaks the hold and waits for King to get up. When he does, Jay clips his knee and then locks the triangle choke in again. Silver King starts to fade, and the ref drops his hand twice. On the third try, Silver King tries to fight out of it. He manages to roll over onto his stomach and slowly gets to his feet. Jay keeps the choke locked on, even though he is hanging upside down from Silver King's arm. King lifts him into the air and slams him to the mat. Jay lets go, and the ref starts the ten count. At six, they both get to their feet. King hits Jay with right hands and whips him into the ropes, but Jay counters with an armwringer and pulls King in, executing a belly to belly suplex. He covers and gets a two count. He signals for the Overhaul and gets King up for it. King counters into an armdrag, but Jay rolls through to his feet and gives King an STO to send him back down. He lifts King for the Overhaul again, but Silver King counters into a sunset flip for a two count. Silver King ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes, hitting a spinning heel kick of his own. He lifts Jay in a fireman's carry and slams him to the mat. He then jumps to the second rope and hits two consecutive moonsaults. He goes for a third, but Jay moves. King manages to land on his feet and waits for Jay to get up, executing a Mexican roll up for a two count. Jay pushes him off into the ref, taking him out. King kicks Jay and grabs him in a front facelock. He climbs to the second rope, hitting a tornado DDT. He backflip splashes into the cover, but the ref is out. King rouses the ref and then goes to the second rope. Suddenly, Colt Cabana runs down and gets on the apron. He climbs up to Silver King, but gets a right hand that sends him to the floor. Meanwhile, Jay gets on the turnbuckle behind King and gives him the Overhaul from the second rope. He covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Jay Crowe
Tara: Thanks to a distraction from Colt Cabana, Jay Crowe is our winner.
Dick: That's what Silver King gets for all the ridicule he's directed at Colt Cabana over the past few weeks.
Tara: We'll be back with another member of the Heel Stable, Joey Sprinklers, taking on Cheesecake.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Austin Lee is standing with Dusty, Jay and Joey.)
Austin: Good work, Jay. Even though Dusty got sent to the back, you were able to take the opportunities you were given and still pick up the win. Now, Joey, your match is up next. Remember, you can win this match or lose this match. Chances are, no one's going to remember either way. That's not what's important in this business. What is important is winning the right matches and making an impression. So let's get some results out there, chaps. Joey, I know you can do this. You've gone toe to toe with everyone here in FPPVW, from Concession Boy Sr. to Alan Mayse...
Joey: Yeah, Cheesecake better prepare to get his knees broken!
Austin: That's what you need to do. Get in the right mindset! Now, go! Kill!
Joey: Aaaaggh!
(They watch him run off camera. Austin motions for the Pyro Twins to come closer.)
Austin: Just in case...
Dusty: Don't worry. I've got it covered.
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers actually walks to the ring for once. He takes off his elbow pad and throws it down to the mat. He rolls into the ring and starts psyching himself up.)
Tara: Austin's little speech sure fired up Joey.
Dick: It even fired me up. Now I'm ready to get in there and tear someone apart.
Tara: For the love of all that is good and holy, please feel free to give that a try.
("It's Raining Men" suddenly hits.)
Tara: What's this? Whose entrance music is this?
Dick: Who else?
(Cheesecake walks through the curtain, wearing very outrageously gay clothes.)
Tara: Cheesecake looks fired up too, but in a totally different way.
Dick: We don't need to see this. Make him put on some actual wrestling gear, please.
Tara: What's the matter, Dick? Hit a little too close to home? Maybe now that the Eccentrics have lost the tag titles, Cheesecake is thinking of gaining a singles identity.
(FINISH: Cheesecake goes for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but Joey escapes and pulls Cheesecake in, kneeing him in the midsection. He goes for Da Sprinklanator, but Cheesecake escapes and rolls Joey up. Joey gets a shoulder up, but he can't seem to get Cheesecake off. Cheesecake looks like he's having a blast riding Joey's thighs, and Joey finally pushes him off. Joey gets up and clotheslines Cheesecake. He whips him into the corner, but Cheesecake reverses and hits a running clothesline. Joey falls to his ass, and Cheesecake signals for a bronco buster and suddenly rips off his pants, which were tear-away, exposing his thong. He charges Joey and Joey tries to escape, but doesn't move in time. Cheesecake then drags Joey to the center of the ring and hits a German suplex with a bridge for the three count.)
Winner: Cheesecake
Tara: Well... that was an interesting victory.
Dick: I'm begging you, Jon, for my sake as well as the world's, make him wear some pants next time! No, don’t show a replay!
(A replay of the bronco buster and the German suplex is shown.)
Tara: The German suplex with a bridge, but I think it was that bronco buster that took all the fight out of Joey.
(Cheesecake starts to dance, but Dusty Schneble suddenly runs out and attacks him from behind with a forearm.)
Tara: Fellow Heel Stable member Dusty Schneble just forearmed Cheesecake in the back of the neck. What business does he have out here?
Dick: You remember what Austin said? It's not about wins or losses, it's about making an impression.
(Dusty gives Cheesecake the Rope Burn II and signals to Joey, who goes outside and pulls the guardrail out. They bring Cheesecake to the apron and Dusty lifts him as if for a back suplex. He jumps off the apron and crotches Cheesecake across the guardrail. Cheesecake squeals in pain and falls to the floor as Joey and Dusty exit, with "Seek and Destroy" playing.)
Tara: Dusty and Joey have destroyed Cheesecake.
Dick: Now I feel better.
Tara: Well, ladies and gentlemen... I have the extreme displeasure to announce that up next, Brother Jim will get the time he was promised by Jon Z to speak to the FPPVW fans. We'll be right back.
(Commercial Break)
("Running with the Devil" by Van Halen is playing, and Brother Jim is standing in the ring with a mic.)
Brother Jim: Cut that sinful music! For those of you that don't know me, you can call me Brother Jim, and what I'm about to say might just save your soul! A few weeks ago, I was brutally attacked by a wrestler from FPPVW by the name of Cynric. Note the first syllable of his name: "Sin." Could it be, in choosing your ring name, you actually had an unconscious premonition? It's as if God Himself decided to send you a message. Cynric, you are obviously not a man of God, or you would know that in John 4:8, it states that "God is love." It doesn't state, "God is attacking a man for no reason!" I can tell that you are no true follower of the Lord!
Tara: What business is that of his?
Brother Jim: You are just like the ancient heathens who were smote by the righteous hundreds of years ago! There's a lesson to be learned from history, Cynric. All men choose to be FOR God or AGAINST him. You know where I stand; now, Cynric, you must choose where you stand. And if you stand against Him, prepare to be smote by the righteous!
Dick: This guy's an idiot.
Brother Jim: Another thing I noticed in this sinful or-gan-ization is the rampance of females. Every one of them is enticing you fans by wearing their skimpy outfits, up to and including their short-shorts! They are nothing but a bunch of sperm-sucking sinners! But that's nothing compared to the depravity I witnessed, not from one of those sperm-sucking sinners, but I'm embarrassed to say, from one of my fellow men! Now, people, I consider myself a man of God. I have dedicated my life to spreading the word of the Bible to all the soulless wretches in this world. But what I saw in this ring a few moments ago was perhaps the most depraved thing I have ever seen take place in a depraved industry! Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of cheesecake, I think of a delicious dessert. But from now on, whenever I sit down to eat that wonderful dessert, I will be thinking about a grown man wearing a thong and rubbing his member in another man's face while all you people cheer him on! That is not just disgusting, my friends, that is vulgar, tasteless and goes against everything the Good Book stands for. He is not just eating the man-sausage himself, he's trying to convince everyone of you that it's okay to eat the man-sausage! Now, if you would please oblige me... op-en your Bibles!
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Finally, Cynric's heard enough.
(Cynric takes away the mic from Brother Jim, causing him to point wildly.)
Cynric: First of all, I am not against God. I was raised Christian for a good part of my life, but it's because of assholes like you who think that they can presume to know the mind of a deity that I decided to show my faith in a different way. What you don't seem to understand, BJ, is the very words that you just sullied. "God is love," indeed. Where's the love in disrupting a sporting event and shouting that everyone is going to Hell, when these fans a.) certainly won't be going to Hell just for liking wrestling, and b.) do not give one damn about you. You say that God is not violence, yet that's the only thing idiots like you seem to understand when you'd stupidly throw a Bible into the ring and then break the law trying to retrieve it, the very law you hid behind to get time on this program. That does not make you righteous or a martyr. That makes you a criminal...
(Brother Jim grabs the mic.)
Brother Jim: My actions are worthy in the eyes of God...
Cynric: Shut the f*@$ up, you worm! Listen to me, because I'm only going to say this once. You may remember that in order to speak here tonight, you had to sign a document making you an official employee of FPPVW. In case you haven't noticed, being a former professional wrestler yourself, the world of wrestling is a violent place. That means while any wrestling event is in session, employees of the company are free to do whatever violence they like upon each other, within reason. That means I could kick your ass right now if I wanted to! But I'm going to take the high road, this time. But if I ever hear you out here running down my religion or my friends again, it may be a little cliché, but it's appropriate... you better give your soul to the Lord, because your ass will belong to me!
(He shoves the mic back into Brother Jim and walks away. Brother Jim drops the mic and tries to clothesline Cynric from behind. Cynric ducks and gives Brother Jim a standing spinning heel kick. Brother Jim gets up and Cynric lays into him, backing him into a corner. Brother Jim tries to cover up, but Cynric just starts hitting him in the ribs. When he puts his hands down to protect his ribs, Cynric hits two consecutive roundhouse kicks to Brother Jim's face. Brother Jim staggers out of the corner, and Cynric sends him down with a rolling koppo kick. Officials run out to keep Cynric away, and EMTs come out to help Brother Jim, who's bleeding from the mouth and has bruises forming on his face.)
Tara: Cynric normally practices those kicks on blocks of wood, but tonight it was Brother Jim's head that got kicked in!
Dick: This is the second time that Cynric has laid out Brother Jim. Doesn't this guy get the hint?
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Tara: Well, Brother Jim did attack first. He didn't count on the lightning quick reflexes and instincts of Cynric. Well, we have to move some merchandise, so up next, the Concession Boyz will be here... and Concession Girl!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Austin Lee is walking when he encounters Huh.)
Austin: What the bloody hell are you staring at?
Huh: Hey, you can't talk to me that way. I'm a former champion. Can you say the same?
Austin: It's almost as if you're wishing for death.
Huh: Maybe there was a day when I would have been afraid of you, Austin. But lately, you've been nothing but a big bully. And I know it was you who came up with that plan to get Cheesecake earlier.
(He gets in Austin's face.)
Huh: You want to fight? Fight meeeee!
(He makes a face that he thinks looks really mean.)
Austin: What did you eat for dinner? Your breath could curl the hairs of a skunk.
Huh: For your information, it was Wendy's, mixed with some pineapple and dog food.
Austin: I could beat both you and your partner at the same time, my good fellow, and I'd beat you within an inch of your life. But that would just be a waste of my time. So...
(He holds his hands out, and the Pyro Twins attack Huh from behind. They bash his head into a wall and then ram him into some clangy pipes.)
Austin: Consider yourself lucky, my pudgy friend. Come on, guys.
(They walk away, leaving Huh in an unconscious heap.)
(In the arena, "Am I Evil?" is playing, and Los Villanos are in the ring, along with Jade.)
Tara: What was that all about?
Dick: Huh has to learn he can't disrespect the leader of something as powerful as the Heel Stable. Someone always gets hurt.
Tara: Well, this is an odd tandem we have here.
Dick: I hope Jade can speak Spanish.
("Let's All Go to the Lobby" hits and the Concession Boyz and Concession Girl make their way to the ring. Sr. is selling cotton candy, CBIII is selling Ronin Fox t-shirts, and CG is selling DVD copies of Wrestling Revolution I.)
Tara: Here comes the tandem that have become known as "Merchandising Inc." in the back.
Dick: What is their obsession with selling things before every match? Are they that strapped for cash?
(FINISH: Concession Girl and Jade both tag in at the same time. CG sends her down with some clotheslines, and then hits a northern lights suplex that gets a two count. She brings Jade to the corner and goes for the Diamond Dave's Dust, but Jade counters into a shoulderbreaker. She goes for a tornado DDT, but CG throws her off and rolls her up with a crucifix. Villano IV breaks up the pin, and the Concession Boyz come in to brawl with the Villanos. Villano IV gets clotheslined out of the ring as Concession Boy Sr. gets thrown over the top rope. Villano V hits a pescado on Sr. at the same time that Concession Boy III goes to the top rope and takes out IV with a plancha. Jade whips CG into the corner and charges, but CG gets a boot up. She waits for Jade to turn around and then hits the Diamond Dave's Cutter. She covers and gets the pin.)
Winners: The Concession Boyz and Concession Girl
Dick: That girl sure likes diamonds.
Tara: Diamonds are a girl's best friend, Dick.
Dick: Well, the Concession People may be victorious, but we still don't know who's going to be facing Ronin Fox and Alan Mayse up next.
Tara: We know that Fox will be challenging Alan for the FPPVW Title at Breakout in four days. Also on the card, the Pyro Twins will be defending their tag team titles, but we don't know against who yet.
Dick: Also, Nykk has one last chance to avoid suspension by showing up and teaming with Joey Sprinklers. And LuFisto is out for vengeance against Shadow.
Tara: Also, we just heard from Jon that based on Austin's comments earlier, and the individual attacks on the Eccentrics tonight, they will be facing Austin Lee in a handicap match.
Dick: Don’t forget to check out Breakout, and don't forget to look at PPVrenegade.com to see if we're coming to your area soon. We'll be traveling throughout Ohio the next month before breaking out into neighboring states. It's now just a matter of time before we come to your doorstep.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: It's time for our main event, and here comes the challenger for the FPPVW Championship at Breakout.
Dick: It will be interesting to see if Fox and Alan can keep this amicable, or if we see some pre-match fireworks.
Tara: We'll be right back, everyone.
(Commercial Break)
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse make his way to the ring.)
Tara: The FPPVW Champion has entered the arena!
Dick: He's standing in the ring with perhaps his toughest challenge to date. If I were Fox, I'd lay him out right here and get an advantage for Saturday.
Tara: But who are their opponents going to be?
("One Step Closer" hits and Johnny Kashmere makes his way to the ring, carrying a mic.)
Tara: Johnny Kashmere? Well, he gave Fox a run for his money a couple of weeks back, but his partner's still in Japan.
Johnny: Fox, you know it and I know it. I came this close to pinning you two weeks ago, and if it weren't for that, I'm sure that I would be the one challenging for that FPPVW Title at Breakout. But be that as it may, now I have an opportunity to avenge my loss. And since Stylez is still in Japan, I scoured the locker room and found a talented guy just ready to break out here in FPPVW. So, Fox and Alan, what I want to ask you, is can you handle the insanity?
("Victims of Hardstyle" hits and Insane Dragon makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Insane Dragon is Johnny Kashmere's partner?
Dick: He's a newcomer, but I like what I've seen so far. Let's see how he does in the main event.
(Kashmere and Dragon rush the ring as the bell rings.)
(FINISH: Fox and Dragon get the hot tags. Fox takes down Dragon with some clotheslines, and then hits a reverse elbow. He hits a reverse tiger suplex and covers for a two count. He whips Dragon into the ropes, but Dragon reverses and tries a clothesline. Fox ducks and hits a side Russian legsweep, rolling backwards to drop a quick elbow. He covers, but Kashmere comes in and breaks up the pin. Alan comes in and attacks Kashmere, but ends up getting backdropped over the top rope. Fox whips Dragon into a corner and hits his alternating Irish whip, clothesline/shoulder blocks. On the fourth one, however, Kashmere tries to intercept him with the FPPVW belt. Fox ducks, but immediately gets speared by Kashmere. Dragon goes outside and tries a springboard 450, but Fox moves. Alan comes back in and hip tosses Kashmere onto Dragon's body. Dragon gets up and receives a double DDT from Fox and Alan. They both cover out of instinct, and then get in each other's faces about it. A shoving match ensues, as Kashmere looks on gleefully. They suddenly charge Johnny and hit him with a double clothesline, sending him over the top rope. Alan tells Fox to go up top and pulls Dragon to his feet. When Fox reaches the top rope, they hit a Tiger Bomb/guillotine legdrop combo on Dragon. Fox covers and gets the three count.)
Winners: Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox
Tara: Fox gets the pin here on Foundation, and could this be an omen as we head into our very first pay per view?
Dick: I have to give them credit. That was a nice fake-out by Fox and Alan. They sure had Kashmere going until they took him out of the equation.
(Alan gets out of the ring to leave, and Fox picks up the FPPVW belt from the mat. Alan realizes he doesn't have something and rolls back into the ring, staring at Fox holding the belt. Fox offers the belt to him, and Alan takes it and tries to walk away. However, Fox holds on and pulls Alan back around. They stare at each other, each holding onto the belt with one hand.)
Tara: Fox is letting Alan know that after Breakout, that belt could be his.
Dick: I knew all along there would be tension, Tara.
Tara: What will happen at Breakout? Remember to tune in this Saturday to find out. For Dick Broccoli, I'm Tara Fisher. Good night!
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-69
Nielson Rating-1.22
Attendance-366
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Colt Cabana def. Aki Mann: 69(58/80)
LuFisto promo on Shadow: 64
Jay Crowe def. Silver King: 75(67/84)
Heel Stable promo: 74
Cheesecake def. Joey Sprinklers: 68(65/74)
Brother Jim promo, verbally attacking Cynric: 71
Cynric attacks Brother Jim: 69
Huh ambushed by Heel Stable: 68
Merchandising Inc. def. Los Villanos and Jade: 57(51/63)
Alan Mayse and Ronin Fox def. Johnny Kashmere and Insane Dragon: 72(73/72)
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