("Prayer" opening.)
("Prayer" opening with new footage and the new logo.)
Tara: Welcome everyone to the new brand of wrestling that is RCW. We've broken out of the FPPVW Arena, and we are here in Centerville Ohio, soon we could be on your doorstep. Hello everyone this is Tara Fisher.
Dick: And I'm Dick Broccoli.
Tara: This is the first episode of Renegade Championship Wrestling's Foundation here on Fox Sports Digital 2. We've just come from an amazing experience of presenting our first Pay Per View and we can't wait for the next.
Dick: That is very true, Tara, we've shared an experience I will never forget.
Tara: Uh...yeah.
Dick: Calling commentary for the Pay Per View was fun too.
Tara: Shut it...
("Seek and Destroy" hits and the Heel Stable makes its way to the ring.)
Tara: The new and debatably improved Heel Stable is here in RCW. Austin Lee leading the way.
Dick: Do you still doubt Austin Lee? He defeated two men last Saturday.
Tara: Officially perhaps. Ask Joey Sprinklers for the details.
(The Heel Stable takes the ring, Austin Lee getting a microphone.)
Austin: Pure and simple, there is one great truth to this new organization. Deep in it's core, it is built on the shoulders of heels.
Tara: The shoulders of heels? Is that anatomically possible?
Dick: You know what be meant.
Austin: The whole wrestling business, the entire industry, depends on what a heel does. Admit it, without me and the others in this ring, a lot of you wouldn't bother turning on the tv. The heels make things fun, interesting, meaningful. This is simply the greatest job a person could ever hope for. I get to come out here and say the truth, no matter how much you come to despise me, and you'll still watch. You want to see more of me, you HAVE to see more of me. Whether its to see what I'll do next or to see someone try and take me out, I am the reason you watch wrestling. It is for that reason, among many others, that I belong in the main event. I belong in title matches. I belong in the highest profile position in this company, and that is RCW Champion! If anyone doubts my ability or my destiny they have only to say the word, and I shall be there to show them why I am who I say I am, the greatest thing, the greatest force in RCW today. Of course if you really want to try, just take a look at what you're in for.
(The Heel Stable steps closer around Austin as he starts to laugh. "Seek and Destroy" hits again as they leave the ring.)
Tara: An effective message to say the least, Austin Lee has been a force to be reckoned with ever since he won the Four Corner Gauntlet match several months ago, but now that he has the Heel Stable backing him, he just may be unstoppable.
Dick: He's as unstoppable as the action right here on Foundation. Austin Lee himself is in action tonight against the Heel-Killer Kevin Stone. Can Kevin take the beast out at the head? I doubt it, but it remains to be seen.
Tara: The match that almost happened at Sunstroke will finally happen as Joey Sprinklers and the Pyro Twins team up to take on Ronin Fox and the Eccentrics.
Dick: Silver King has defeated Colt Cabana twice in a row their last two outings, can he make it three? We'll find out later tonight.
Tara: Swinging Justice will be in action tonight, along with newcomer Kumiko Indohara, who takes on the First Lady of Hardcore LuFisto. That's coming up next.
(Commercial Break)
("Battle Without Honor or Humanity" hits and Kumiko Indohara makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Ms. Vanessa.)
Tara: Kumiko Indohara has impressed me already, this woman is a great addition to the roster here in RCW.
Dick: And Ms. Vanessa would be a great addition to my plans for Saturday night.
Tara: Down boy.
("Fell in Love With a Girl" hits and LuFisto makes her way to the ring.)
Kumiko Indohara vs. LuFisto
(Kumiko tries to lock on the Katahajame but LuFisto ducks down and takes Kumiko over in a fireman's carry, she then hits the ropes and hits a dropkick to the back of the head. LuFisto pulls Kumiko to her feet and lifts her up for the Lucy Launcher. Kumiko spins off LuFisto's shoulders and reverses the move into a DDT. She covers for two. LuFisto kicks out hard and gets to her feet quickly. Kumiko trys a vertical suplex, LuFisto blocks and transitions to a fireman's carry, hitting the Lucy Launcher for three.)
Winner: LuFisto by pin.
Tara: An impressive win from the First Lady of Hardcore. LuFisto is one of many women trying to prove themselves as worthy of holding the Ladies RCW Championship, and tonight she's made a very strong case.
Dick: I'm sorry, what? Ms. Vanessa just walked by and...
Tara: Yeah, yeah.
("Running With the Devil" hits and Brother Jim makes his way to the ring, holding a microphone. The women are still walking up the aisle.)
Brother Jim: Cut that blasphemous music, and get these devilish women something to cover their shame with. You should be ashamed of yourselves parading your dirty pillows around like that.
(LuFisto walks by Brother Jim and stops, staring him down. With the camera behind her, she lifts up her top and flashes Brother Jim, who jumps back as if hit.)
Brother Jim: One day you shall burn for that. You all have a choice in this life, every last one of you. It isn't too late to turn your backs on this horrible sinful excuse for entertainment. I see some of you shying away from me, wondering what right I have to tell you such things. "Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature." Mark 16:15. You see that GOD himself wants me to reach out to wrestling fans. Everyone O-PEN your Bibles!
Tara: Please cut to commercial.
Dick: It isn't time yet.
Tara: I don't care, cut early please.
Brother Jim: Certainly you know Luke 23:34, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." I put it to you, sinners, that you know exactly what you do. These words of the Lord are not for you, as you wretched people have acted on your own poor choice to take part in this most wicked of entertainments. It may not be too late though.
(He pulls out several pamphlets from his pocket and goes to the outside, passing them out to the front row.)
BJ: Read these words, and thou might be saved. Remember you have a choice! You do have a choice!
(He puts down the microphone and backs away, repeating his last words.)
Tara: Oh thank God he's gone.
Dick: Yeah, you'd think someone like Jesus would be more selective of his representation.
(Commercial break.)
("Copa Cabana" hits and Colt Cabana makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Colt Cabana is on his way, he's had problems with Silver King for the past couple months. Colt won in their first encounter on June first, but Silver King has been victorious in two straight matches since then, including a win at Sunstroke about a month ago.
Dick: Lucky streak, that's all that is.
(Colt picks up a microphone.)
Colt: Ladies and Gentleman, I'm sure you're all as sick as I am of seeing Silver King in this ring. There just comes a point where seeing a fat guy jump around loses it's appeal. Anyone who actually enjoys fat boys bouncing, I suggest watching sumo wrestling. For them, being fat is an asset.
("Crazy Train" hits and Silver King makes his way to the ring.)
Colt: Uh oh, hold on! Earthquake! Please, stop walking!
(Silver King reaches the ring, he seems to be actually laughing. He slides in the ring and points to Colt, laughing and slapping his knee. Colt starts laughing too. Suddenly Silver King charges with a clothesline, Colt ducks it and knocks Silver King down with the microphone. The ref slides in and grabs the mic, tossing it out of the ring.)
Silver King vs. Colt Cabana
(Silver King regains control with a dragon screw legwhip and sets up for the Silver Surfer. He applies the Mexican surfboard, but Colt pulls one arm away and reaches to the side and is able to grab the rope. Silver King lets go and uses his legs to launch Colt to the ropes in front of him. Colt lands chest first on the ropes and rolls over it to land on the ring apron. Silver King gets up and trades right hands with Colt. Colt grabs King and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Silver King falls back and Colt hits the Tumbleweed, covering for two. Colt pulls King to his feet and picks him up for the Colt .45. King spins into hitting a reverse DDT and covers for two. King goes to the top rope for the three moonsault series. He hits two, and climbs up for the third but Colt rolls over and gets up quickly, running to hit the ropes, making King crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Colt pulls King off the turnbuckles onto his shoulders and hits a version of the Colt .45 for the pin.)
Winner: Colt Cabana by pin.
Tara: Colt has pulled out a victory here, and I have to admit it was impressive.
Dick: No one gets up after they stare down the barrel of at .45.
Tara: We still have plenty before we let you go tonight, including Austin Lee taking on the Heel Killer Kevin Stone. Stay with us.
(Commercial break.)
("Am I Evil" plays, Los Villanos are in the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're about to get a visit from our own resident superhero team.
(The Aki Mann theme hits and Swinging Justice makes their way to the ring.)
Dick: Calling Aki Mann a superhero is a stretch in and of itself, but this being a superhero team? Swinger doesn't even try to be a superhero, he seems as annoyed with Aki's stupidity as I am.
Los Villanos vs. Swinging Justice
(Swinger and IV get the tags and IV charges with a running dropkick. Swinger falls back and rolls to his feet, launching himself forward with a hard clothesline. V runs into the ring and tries to attack Swinger, but Aki spins him around and hits an armbar DDT. IV gets to his feet and grabs hold of Aki, throwing him over the top rope. IV turns around but gets caught with the Swing Thing for the pin.)
Winners: Swinging Justice by pin.
(Backstage, Cynric is reading one of the pamphlets that Brother Jim was passing out and laughing openly. Zac Hensley walks up to him.)
Zac: Cynric, you've had a problem with Brother Jim since he first showed up in the audience at the FPPVW arena. What do you...
Cynric: Hold on a second.
(He continues to laugh, flipping the page and holding it up for Zac then the camera to see.)
Cynric: Apparently we all have the choice to serve Jesus Christ...or a ninja. What the hell is that picture?
Zac: Well...I don't know, sure doesn't look like any devil I've thought of.
Cynric: Laughter aside, things like this only help to convince me of how full of crap this so called preacher is. He needs to be shown that he isn't welcome, and it seems I am the perfect person to make that point. If he wants to hang out in wrestling arenas and talk to wrestling crowds in the middle of a wrestling ring, he should pay a wrestler's dues. I say, Brother Jim, if you want to remain a part of Renegade Championship Wrestling, then show up for RCW Firestorm and step into the ring with me. This isn't about religion, this isn't about faith, and this isn't about who's right or wrong, this is about me shutting up an extremely annoying son of a bitch.
("Seek and Destroy" hits and Joey Sprinklers, Jay Crowe, and Dusty Schneble make their way to the ring.)
Tara: The Heel Stable appears to be a stronger entity than ever since the inclusion of Austin Lee. Lets see how these three can function as a unit.
Dick: This is going to surprise you, I can feel it.
("Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics dance their way to the ring, Ronin Fox follows them out soon after.)
Tara: Ronin Fox joining the Eccentrics for the day, and he looks like he's having fun with it.
Dick: Well he better forget the fun and focus on work if he plans to walk away from this match.
The Heel Stable vs. The Eccentrics and Ronin Fox
(Ronin Fox takes control and locks an STF on Joey Sprinklers. Dusty jumps in the ring and breaks the hold. Cheesecake runs in and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Dusty. Fox pulls Joey to his feet and whips him to the corner. He charges and hits a clothesline on Joey and Huh tags himself in. Huh climbs to the top rope as Jay runs across the ring. Huh goes for the Huhsault, but Jay rolls Joey out of the way and pulls Fox in, the move knocks Fox and Jay down. Joey gets up and puts a front facelock on Huh. Huh forces Joey into a neutral corner as Jay and Fox roll to the outside, and start to brawl. Cheesecake and Dusty are removed from the ring and are fighting at the same time. Joey lets go, and Huh hits a shoulderblock. Huh hits a DDT and starts dancing. Dusty throws Cheesecake into the ring and runs around to beat down Fox with Jay. Dusty and Jay set Fox up and hit Final Darkness on the outside. Cheesecake tries to convince Huh to get serious and make the cover, but the ref runs over and removes Cheesecake from the ring. Huh bends down near Joey, but gets a low blow. He backs up as Jay and Dusty slide in the ring and set Huh up for the Mandate of Heaven. They slide back out of the ring, Jay running around to pull Cheesecake off the apron and Dusty returning to Fox to stomp him as Joey makes the cover on Huh for the three count.)
Winners: The Heel Stable by pin.
Dick: The Heel Stable have proven effective here tonight, that is what true teamwork is all about!
Tara: That was a long series of illegal maneuvers. What were the Pyro Twins doing in the ring? Joey was the legal man.
Dick: Hey, they were all playing the same game, Fox and Cheesecake were in the ring too.
Tara: Whatever the case here, I don't think that's going to happen in our last match tonight. The fourth remaining member of the Heel Stable isn't letting these three take all the spotlight, Austin Lee is seeking to put an end to the path of the Heel Killer, Kevin Stone. Stay with us, it's coming up next.
(Backstage, Alan Mayse is watching on a monitor, the RCW title belt on his shoulder.)
Alan: Austin Lee, Kevin Stone, Ronin Fox, all of you want a shot at this title. Chad Collyer, Insane Dragon, hell, even the Concession Boyz. They all are here fighting it out every week to get what I have. Well, there may be a lot of desire in the ranks of RCW, desire to gain gold, but it can't compete with the desire to keep it, and I plan to keep this belt for a good long time no matter who comes after it.
(Commercial Break.)
("Smoke on the Water" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Here comes the Heel Killer.
Dick: There seem to be a lot of Heels around though, we just saw three of them victorious here tonight, and I smell a shutout.
Tara: Kevin Stone is a strong competitor, not even you can doubt that.
Dick: Strong maybe, smart is another matter. The brains in this equation I have to attribute to the next guy who walks through that curtain.
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: I was hoping a ring tech would come out first, but oh well.
Dick: With your stupid sense of humor, you would have wanted it to be Sleepo.
Kevin Stone vs. Austin Lee
(Kevin fights out of a cross armbreaker by forcing Austin's shoulders down. Austin lets go and Kevin backs up quickly, going for a spear. Austin sidesteps Kevin, who hits shoulder first into the corner, further damaging his left arm. Austin pushes Kevin back to the corner and whips him across the ring. He charges and hits a dropkick, aimed at the left shoulder. Kevin collapses against the corner and Austin hooks Kevin's arm around the ropes, pulling as the ref warns him and gives him a four count. Austin lets go and hits an elbow to the back of the head before pulling Kevin into a DDT. Austin climbs the ropes and turns, but Kevin gets up and launches him off the ropes into the center of the ring. Austin slowly stands up and turns back to Kevin in time to get caught with a spear. Kevin covers for two.)
(Kevin signals for the Stone Cutter and starts pulling Austin up, but Austin grabs hold of Kevin's leg and trips him down, turning Kevin over for a single leg Boston crab. As Kevin starts crawling to the ropes, Austin lets go and jumps over Kevin to apply a fujiwara armbar. Eventually Kevin reaches the ropes. Austin lets Kevin up, who throws a right hand. Austin easily ducks and gives Kevin a hard chop to the chest, followed by a smack to the shoulder. Kevin yells in pain and backs away, protecting his arm. Austin follows Kevin and turns him around, hitting a back suplex and bridging for a two count. Austin and Kevin both reach their feet and Kevin ties to pick Austin up in a military press. Austin punches Kevin's shoulder, forcing Kevin to drop him back to his feet. Austin hits a double leg takedown on Kevin and transitions to the Crimson Cloverleaf. Kevin eventually taps out.)
Winner: Austin Lee by submission.
Dick: Yes! Austin Lee may be the smartest tactician in RCW, did you see how he took Kevin Stone apart.
Tara: It was an impressive victory, made all the more impressive in that he didn't have to cheat to get it.
Dick: Of course he didn't, why would he?
Tara: Thank you for joining us on our first episode of RCW Foundation, we'll be back next week. For Dick Broccoli, this is Tara Fisher, good night.
(Copyright info, fade out.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-69
Nielson Rating-1.22
Attendance-366
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Heel Stable in the ring: 82
LuFisto def. Kumiko Indohara: 55(44/66)
Brother Jim promo: 60
Colt Cabana attacks Silver King: 59
Colt Cabana def. Silver King-hardcore match: 67(62/73)
Swinging Justice def. Los Villanos: 56(50/63)
Cynric challenges Brother Jim: 70
Joey Sprinklers and the Pyro Twins def. Ronin Fox and the Eccentrics: 73(70/76)
Alan Mayse promo: 79
Austin Lee def. Kevin Stone: 74(73/75)
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