("Prayer" opening.)
Tara: Here to close out an eventful month in RCW, we are right back here on Fox Sports Digital 2 for RCW Foundation, coming to you this week from Indianapolis, Indiana! Hello again, everyone, I'm Tara Fisher.
Joel: And well, well, well... if it isn't wrestling's cutest commentator, august analyst, elegant expositor... and conception depositor, the Quintessential Studmuffin, Joel "I'll let you suckle on my hams, as long as you let me put my 'candy' in your yams," Gertner!
Tara: Well, someone hasn't eaten much today. Anyway, tonight in the main event, the RCW Champion Alan Mayse will be going against Jay Crowe of the Pyro Twins in a non-title match.
Joel: After Dusty failed to get the better of Alan last week, we'll see how the other half of the tag team champions does.
Tara: Speaking of the Heel Stable, we'll get Austin Lee's reaction to Nykk being reinstated right here tonight.
Joel: You would think that Austin would be eager to get his hands on the Alpha Wolf after what he did to him at Bloodbath, but you never know with Austin.
Tara: Plus, Johnny Kashmere attempts to redeem himself after last week's loss to Kevin Stone by taking on Cynric, and that match will happen right now!
("Soul Creation" hits and Cynric makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Cynric finally seems to be getting something going for himself here in RCW with his tag team with Kevin Stone. They got a win over a high profile tag team at Bloodbath in Johnny Kashmere and Chris Stylez.
Joel: No doubt about it, but can Cynric keep that momentum going in singles action here tonight? He doesn't have Kevin Stone to watch his back, because of the Stone Cutter through the table at Bloodbath, and the fact that Stone's injury was re-aggravated last week by Johnny Kashmere.
("One Step Closer" hits and Johnny Kashmere makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Yes, it was quite a brutal battle their two teams had, and Chris Stylez is still out of action as a result of that match.
Joel: Kashmere has sort of gotten the short end of the stick in the tag division, with his partner being gone for so many dates in Japan. However, it has allowed him to get some singles experience, most notably against Ronin Fox, Cynric's brother.
(FINISH: Cynric whips Johnny into the corner, but Kashmere tips up and lands behind Cynric. He tries a clothesline from behind, but Cynric ducks and doubles Kashmere over with a roundhouse kick to the midsection. Kashmere drops to one knee, and Cynric bounces off the ropes for the Lift Off. However, Kashmere falls backward and grabs Cynric's legs, applying a rolling Boston Crab. Instead of going for a submission, Kashmere edges backward until he has Cynric on his back, and goes for a slingshot. Cynric goes over the top rope, but holds on, skinning the cat. Kashmere comes over to stop him, but Cynric kicks him back with both legs as he re-enters the ring. Kashmere ducks under a spinning heel kick and hits Cynric with a standing enzugiri. Cynric staggers, and Johnny hits the Backseat Driver. He covers for the three count.)
Winner: Johnny Kashmere
Tara: An impressive victory for Kashmere, who I believe needed this victory for morale.
Joel: Cynric's momentum was just stopped dead in its tracks by Kashmere, but it seems like he'll have an opportunity to regain it.
Tara: Yes, we were just told over headset by Jon Z to expect a big announcement next week that concerns every male competitor in RCW. What could he mean by that cryptic statement? Well, when we come back, Merchandising Inc. will be in action!
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "Let's All Go to the Lobby" is playing, and Merchandising Inc. is making their way to the ring.)
Tara: I guess we're about to learn about the cultures of the world here. We have Concession Boy Sr., who represents Asia, Concession Girl, representing South America, and Concession Boy III, representing North America.
Joel: What I want to know is, if the INS deported the European Concession Boy, what the hell's the hold-up on these other two?
("Victims of Hardstyle" hits and Insane Dragon makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Concession Boy Sr. will be taking on Insane Dragon in singles competition. All of these, individuals, except of course for Concession Girl, have to be anticipating what Jon Z's announcement will be next week.
Joel: Absolutely. I know an opportunity when I hear one, Tara.
(FINISH: Insane Dragon baseball slides Concession Boy III, who goes into the guardrail. He then goes for a Sliced Bread #2 on Sr., but Sr. counters and dumps Dragon crotch first across the top rope. Dragon staggers off the ropes, and Sr. rolls him up with an inside cradle for the three count.)
Winner: Concession Boy Sr.
Tara: Concession Boy Sr. with an interesting mode of victory, to say the least.
(As Sr. raises his hand in victory, Insane Dragon forearms him from behind. Sr. goes down, and Dragon stomps away on him. However, when he sees Concession Boy III getting back into the ring, he quickly hightails it. CBIII helps Sr. up, as Concession Girl looks on.)
Tara: Thank goodness the rest of Merchandising Inc. was there to stop Dragon before he really hurt Concession Boy Sr.
Joel: Yeah, real shame about that.
(Suddenly, "Rico Suave" hits and Rico Casanova makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Wait a minute... now Rico Casanova's on his way out here. What's he doing?
Joel: He's picking his spot. I know he's been looking to get back into the thick of things here in RCW.
(Rico gets a mic and rolls into the ring.)
Rico: Hold on, guys. You know, I came back to RCW two weeks ago, and yes, I did have ring rust. But now I'm feeling a lot better, and when my partner Colt Cabana returns next week, we're going to show the tag division that we may have been out for a while, but we will no longer take a backseat to anyone!
Tara: Are he and Colt still partners? Cabana kind of left him in the dust after Casanova took a break from RCW.
Rico: But for this week, I noticed something. There is only one other Latino here in RCW, and she seems to be content hanging out with a couple of losers.
Tara: He's referring to Concession Girl, who claims to be from Brazil.
Rico: So I thought I'd come out here and "heat" things up for this program. Don't worry, Concession Girl, I'm here to rescue you from these mere crew members by stepping into the ring and giving all the fans at home a real treat. And that is not "cool..." that's just the way it is.
(He tries to put his arm around Concession Girl, but she pushes him away. Rico stalks toward her, but Concession Boy III attacks him with right hands. The ref rings the bell.)
Tara: I guess we're having an impromptu match right now! Rico Casanova vs. Concession Boy III.
(FINISH: CBIII hits the Mighty Mint Elbow, but Rico gets a foot on the bottom rope. He picks Casanova up, but gets raked in the eyes. Casanova kicks him and executes a snap fisherman's suplex. He covers for a two count. He headbutts CBIII as he regains his feet, and whips him into the corner. CBIII reverses, and Rico hits the turnbuckles. CBIII charges, but Rico gives him a drop toehold into the second turnbuckle. Rico gets behind him and goes for an Unprettier, jumping into the air before driving CBIII's head down. Rico covers for the three count.)
Winner: Rico Casanova
Tara: Rico Casanova with a victory over Concession Boy III. He just made a statement, and that is he is still a force to be reckoned with here in RCW.
Joel: He pinned CBIII after what he calls the Casanovator. I'm sure we'll be seeing much more of him in future weeks.
Tara: We have a lot more coming up, and up next the Heel Stable's Joey Sprinklers will take on Silver King!
(Commercial Break)
(A music video plays for Christopher Daniels, set to Marilyn Manson's cover of "Personal Jesus." It chronicles his first few weeks of matches in RCW.)
(In the arena, "Hit That" hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards his way to the ring.)
Tara: The Heel Stable has to be pissed at Nykk. After he walked out on them this past June, he turned up at Bloodbath only to hit Austin Lee with a chair and costing them their match. Then, he beats Joey Sprinklers last week, his former flunky.
Joel: But the thing everyone's wondering is just how genuine is Nykk?
Tara: Jon Z revealed last week that it was he who reinstated Nykk, as he realized that Nykk is the lesser of two evils at this point, and it seems that only he may be able to keep the Heel Stable under control.
("Crazy Train" hits and Silver King makes his way to the ring.)
Joel: Both these men have to be wondering what Jon's announcement will be next week.
Tara: I think it's going to inspire them to give it their all this week, in hopes of impressing Jon.
(FINISH: Joey goes for Da Sprinklanator, but Silver King escapes and hooks Joey's armpits with his feet, rolling him up and bridging for a two count. Joey sends King back down with a clothesline. He waits for King to get up and bounces off the ropes. King counters with a flapjack, and then applies the Silver Surfer. After a few moments, Joey taps out.)
Winner: Silver King
Tara: Impressive victory for Silver King, and when we come back, we'll have Shadow's first Ladies' Title defense!
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage, Austin Lee is talking with Joey Sprinklers.)
Austin: You can't let this win get you down, Joey. It's true that you lose more matches than you win, but you have to focus. Remember, it's not how much you win, it's about when you win.
(The Pyro Twins walk up.)
Dusty: Hey. So are you going to do it?
Austin: Oh yeah. Nykk's ass is mine, and if he doesn't accept my challenge, he will learn that you don't create what you can't control. Dr. Frankenstein has created the creature, and now the creature has come for his life.
(He walks away.)
(In the arena, "My Last Breath" hits and Jade makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: Jade is on her way to a golden opportunity, as her win over Concession Girl last week has earned her a shot at the Ladies' Title.
Joel: Shadow, or I should say Kai Kitta, put one over big time on Naomi Leach, and her plan came to fruition as she captured the Ladies' Title at Bloodbath. But now she has to get used to keeping the other ladies from getting to the top of the mountain.
("Stay in Shadow" hits and Shadow makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: After all the months of being denied a title shot, Shadow came up with a plan to get close to Naomi, and Naomi totally bought into it. Now Shadow reigns as the Ladies' Champ. Let's send it up to announcer Mike Lyles!
Lyles: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the RCW Ladies' Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Columbus, Ohio... Jaaaaaade! And her opponent... from Denver, Colorado... she is the RCW Ladies' Champion... Shaaaaadooow!
(FINISH: Jade manages to apply the Rolling Butterfly, but Shadow gets a foot on the bottom rope. Jade breaks the hold and stomps on Shadow as she gets back to her feet. She whips her into the ropes, but it gets reversed. Shadow goes for the Interceptor, but Jade blocks the elbow. She goes for a clothesline, but Shadow ducks and nails the Interceptor on the second try. She covers and gets the three count.)
Winner: Shadow
Tara: Shadow is successful in her first title defense.
Joel: Jade had a big opportunity here, but it was not to be on this night.
(Suddenly, "Pajamarama" hits and the Eccentrics make their way to the ring. They celebrate with Shadow as she leaves, and Pinky gives her a hug.)
Tara: Wait a minute, what are the Eccentrics doing out here? They're not scheduled for action tonight.
Joel: Who knows why these people do anything?
(Pinky gets a mic, and starts talking into the wrong end. Huh helpfully turns it around for her... all the way around, so she's still talking into the wrong end.)
Joel: Oh, for the love of...
(Cheesecake finally grabs the mic.)
Cheesecake: Ladie'th and gentlemen, happy day'th are here again! At Bloodbath, we and Th'winging Justice th'cored a huuuuge victory!
Tara: Well, they did beat the Heel Stable in that eight-man elimination match, thanks to Nykk.
(Huh points to himself eagerly. Cheesecake gives him the mic.)
Huh: And who got the decision?
(They wait for him to point to himself again, but they're greeted with silence. Cheesecake and Pinky try to urge him on, but he just stares at them blankly.)
Cheesecake: Well?
Huh: No, I'm asking. Who got the decision?
Pinky: It was you, Huh. You got the decision.
Huh: Oh yeah!
Cheesecake: What my portly, yet ever so masculine friend is trying to say, is that the Ecc'th'entrics are back in the hunt, baby! And we...
("Simon Says" hits and Swinger makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: What does Swinger want?
Joel: Maybe he's upset that he got eliminated at Bloodbath, when he was the only one even remotely taking the match seriously!
Tara: The Eccentrics and Aki Mann do take wrestling seriously.
Joel: Then how do you explain them?
Tara: I don't. They just kind of are what they are.
(Swinger gets a mic and applauds Huh.)
Swinger: Huh, Swinger definitely gives you all the credit in the world. We made a hell of a team at Bloodbath, but I have to say, I am disappointed. The glory of beating the Heel Stable is something sought after by everyone here in RCW. And I came so close to getting the victory, but let's face it, Huh... you did win, but it was because of outside interference. You see, Swinger thinks that it's time he gave it a good go at moving up in the ranks here in RCW. And I'm going to prove that I deserved to get the victory at Bloodbath by beating one of my teammates in a match right here tonight! What do you say, Huh?
Joel: Swinger's challenging Huh? What exactly will that prove?
Swinger: What do you say we have some fun tonight? No animosity, no grudge, just two friends wrestling.
Huh: Sure, why not?
Tara: Well, it seems we have another impromptu match right, and it's happening right now!
(Suddenly, Aki Mann runs out and slides into the ring. He grabs a mic.)
Aki: Swinger Sidekick, you must not do this! The Eccentrics are part of the fight against the Great Evil! This is not a healthy exercise to promote camaraderie...
(Aki's mic gets cut off as the bell rings to start the match.)
(FINISH: Throughout the match, Aki tries to convince Swinger to not fight Huh. Huh and Swinger just ignore him and wrestle. When Swinger gets Huh in a submission, Aki encourages Swinger to tap out and end it. Finally, Huh comes back and hits the Windbreaker. He covers, but Swinger kicks out at two. Huh bounces off the ropes and trips over Aki, accidentally splashing Swinger and hitting his own head on the mat, knocking himself out. He lays unconscious on top of Swinger and gets the three count.)
Winner: Huh
Tara: And Huh wins again!
Joel: Correction... Huh wins by complete accident! This guy's a moron, Tara.
(Cheesecake and Pinky drag Huh to the back by his feet, and Swinger gets to his feet in the ring. Aki tells him he said this was folly, but Swinger just yells, "Shut up!" and walks away.)
Tara: Swinger obviously frustrated because his plan to move up the ranks is off to a rocky start.
Joel: I don't blame him. First, his partner comes out and distracts him the entire match, and then that idiot Huh wins by accident.
Tara: When we come back, Austin Lee will speak for the first time about what transpired at Bloodbath.
(Commercial Break)
(In the arena, "The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Austin Lee was incensed after Nykk made his return and cost him and the Heel Stable their match at Bloodbath.
Joel: And now he looks like he's out for blood, Tara.
(Austin gets a mic.)
Austin: When I took over the mantle of leadership in the Heel Stable all those months ago, it was because their old leader abandoned them. He didn't respect them, or make any attempt to acquire their friendship. I thought I could make the Heel Stable the dominant force it was meant to be, and my plans were to start at Bloodbath by ending the careers of the Eccentrics and Swinging Justice once and for all, purging RCW. But that didn't happen, did it? No, because at that exact moment, Nykk, the guy who walked out on the company, and on his faction, decided he wanted to come back. So he hit me upside the head with a chair, costing me an important victory. Nykk, I didn't like you from the moment we first saw each other. You remember, don't you? I'm the guy who won the first ever Gauntlet match, something you didn't do. I was the guy who main evented the first WrestlingRevolution... something you didn't do. And I was the guy who gave the Heel Stable a singleness of purpose... something you didn't do. But the one thing you did do that I didn't... was walk out crying like a little baby when you didn't get your way. Wrestling's a tough sport, Nykk... I've been doing this for years, but you came into the business just a couple of years ago and were handed a main event spot from the get go here in RCW. You're spoiled, Nykk. You're lucky that I'm here in RCW to show you what happens in the wrestling business when you get too much, too soon. You will fall, and fall hard. That's why since you went through the trouble of being reinstated, I gave you your first big match, but I don't feel like waiting for October 23. Get out here right now, and I'll show you why I was the first guy to win Gauntlet, and the last guy who would take his ball and go home.
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Nykk couldn't let that slide. I'm still a little bit dubious about just what his intentions are by returning, but Jon seems to think that as the former leader of the Heel Stable, he can keep them under control.
Joel: One thing we do know is that Nykk detests Austin Lee and vice versa.
Nykk: Austin, some might think that I would be angry with you for usurping the group that I started. I'm not. You see, I meant what I said. When I led them, they were an embarrassment, but what I failed to realize at the time was that I was just as big an embarrassment. And as I took time off to regroup and reevaluate, you took them and made something out of them again. Good for you. That wasn't the reason I bashed you over the head with a chair at Bloodbath. It wasn't because you won Gauntlet, or main evented WrestlingRevolution, or because you have more experience in the wrestling industry than I do... I just hate your freakin' guts. And for hating me so much, you seem to be trying to emulate me a whole lot. So now you have a stable of thugs, just like I did... big deal. Because at Homecoming Hell, none of that will matter. It will be me who comes out on top, because when you challenge the Alpha Wolf for dominance, prepare to be sent home with your tail between your legs.
(They stare each other down as several officials come down to make sure they don't break out into a fistfight. Nykk turns away and seems like he's going to go peacefully.)
Tara: It looks like Nykk is taking the high road for once. It looks like we have a big match for Homecoming Hell...
(Austin smacks Nykk upside the head, and Nykk doesn't waste any time in turning and leveling Austin with a right hand. He tackles Austin and they roll around on the mat, throwing punches as the officials try to pull them apart.)
Joel: Nope, here we go! They want at each other right now!
(They roll to the outside, where they still won't let up on each other. They stand up and brawl to the back.)
Tara: It looks like these two will meet at RCW's biggest card of the fall, Homecoming Hell, but can we keep them apart until then? We'll be right back with our main event!
(In the arena, "Fuel" hits and Jay Crowe makes his way to the ring, along with Dusty Schneble.)
Tara: One half of the RCW Tag Team Champions will be in action in tonight's main event. If you missed it before the break, Nykk has accepted the challenge of Austin Lee, and wants the match for Homecoming Hell on October 23.
Joel: It looks like Austin's plans on making another run at the RCW Title are going to have to be delayed a little further, until he can deal with Nykk.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: The RCW Champion has entered the arena!
Joel: Alan Mayse is coming off a huge title defense over Chad Collyer at Bloodbath, in a cage match so brutal that Collyer is still out of action.
Tara: But the RCW Champion doesn't have time to take it easy. Even though tonight's match is non-title, he still has to contend with one half of the Pyro Twins.
(FINISH: Jay goes for the Overhaul, but Alan counters into a bulldog. He hits Jay with some right hands and whips him into the ropes, hitting a running dropkick. He hits an inverted atomic drop, followed by a clothesline and covers for a two count. Alan goes to the outside and hits a springboard dropkick. He signals for the Tiger Bomb, but Jay powers out. He tries to counter with a backdrop, but Alan holds on, with his hands still grapevining Jay's arms. He counters into a sunset flip variation and gets a two count. Alan bounces off the ropes, but Dusty trips him from the outside. The ref catches him and tells Dusty to get out of the ringside area. Dusty argues as Jay gets a chair from the outside. Alan turns around just in time and ducks the chairshot, dropkicking it back into Jay's face. Alan then brings Jay to his feet and gives him a reverse DDT onto the chair, throwing it out of the ring afterward. The ref turns around and Alan covers, getting the three count.)
Winner: Alan Mayse
Tara: The RCW Champion is victorious, and he wasn't playing around tonight.
Joel: Not playing around? He just used a chair to win! So much for our honorable champion!
Tara: Jay brought the chair into the ring. Alan can hardly be held accountable for that. But I agree, we've seen a killer instinct in Alan lately that wasn't there before. We saw it in the cage match at Bloodbath and we saw it right here tonight. Well, we're out of time this week. Join us again next week, and we'll see you then!
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-69
Nielson Rating-1.16
Attendance-499
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Johnny Kashmere def. Cynric: 69(67/71)
Concession Boy Sr. def. Insane Dragon: 61(52/71)
Rico Cassanova def. Concession Boy III: 67(52/83)
Chris Daniels video: 78
Silver King def. Joey Sprinklers: 61(59/63)
Heel Stable backstage: 76
Shadow def. Jade: 63(67/54)
Huh def. Swinger: 55(49/62)
Austin Lee calls out Nykk: 82
Alan Mayse def. Jay Crowe: 75(74/76)
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