(Jon Z sits as his desk.)
Jon: In four days, RCW will return to Dayton Ohio. Live on Pay Per View, we will present a show from the city that birthed this company as FPPVW and saw it transition to Renegade Championship Wresting. At this event, we have already signed Alan Mayse to defend his RCW Championship against Colt Cabana. We also have been promoting Nykk taking on Heel Stable Leader Austin Lee. We will add a new championship on Saturday, as the new RCW Television Title will be decided in a match that will be set after tonight. Due to last week's six woman scramble match, a Ladies RCW Championship match has been signed, as Naomi Leach will try to retake the title from Shadow. At the request of the Tag Team Champions, the Pyro Twins, yet a fourth title will be on the line. Dusty and Jay will take on the new team of Dru Stoke and Aaron Bowman. Tonight, there are no titles on the line, but we're not taking things easy. Tonight, two men will team up for the first time. Two men who spent more than a year at odds will step into the ring as a unit as Nykk and Alan Mayse take on the Heel Stable's Austin Lee and Joey Sprinklers. Enjoy the show.
("Prayer" opening.)
Tara: I can't believe what I just heard. Nykk and Alan Mayse as a team? Now believe what you may about Nykk, maybe he has changed, but there was so much bad blood between him and Alan Mayse. Both times Alan lost the FPPVW Title it was due to Nykk's dirty tactics.
Joel: That may be, but that was Nykk as the leader of the Heel Stable. He's left that part of his life behind it seems.
Tara: We'll see how that works out. For now, welcome to Foundation, I'm Tara Fisher.
Joel: And it is I, the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "The young programers may think I'm a fad, until thier mothers tell them I'm thier real dad" Gertner.
Tara: We're all set to begin with a match between Jimmy Jacobs and Dru Stoke. Lets get underway.
Joel: Hold on, I'm getting word of something going on backstage.
(Backstage, Alan is walking toward Jon Z's office looking angry. Nykk walks behind him.)
Nykk: Forget it, Alan. I already talked to him. I knew you woudn't trust me, but he said his decision is final.
Alan: Screw that. I don't know what your game is, but there is no way I'm going in that ring with you in the corner watching my back.
Nykk: We can be reasonable about this. I know I've screwed up before, but that's not today. Today I'm getting ready to tear Austin Lee apart and make my job easer at Homecoming Hell.
Alan: You think I give a damn about some infighting in the Heel Stable?
Nykk: It's not infighting, because I'm out. I'm never going back in, why would I? You know as well as I do, that stable can screw up everying here in RCW. You think I'm going to come after your title again, try and steal it away? Tell you what, you're right that I want that belt. I'll always want that belt. Next time I try and take it from you though, it'll be one on one, no tricks to the match, and with a fair pin or submission.
(He holds out his hand. Alan just looks at it.)
Alan: We'll see. Maybe I'll shake that hand at the end of the night.
(Alan walks away.)
(Commercial break.)
("You Got the Touch" hits and Jimmy Jacobs makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Well, the chaos is getting a little organized, and we're ready for our first match here on Foundation. The Barbaric Bezerker, Jimmy Jacobs is set for action.
("Another One Bites the Dust" hits and Dru Stoke makes his way to the ring.)
Joel: This man has only been active here in RCW for a couple weeks, but the actions of him and his tag team partner Aaron Bowman last week in the TV Title battle royale put them high on the list of victems for our Tag Team Champions, The Pyro Twins.
(Footage is shown of Dru Stoke eliminating Jay Crowe, and Jay and Dusty's illegal elimination of Dru and Aaron.)
Tara: Due to the Pyro Twin's request, the two teams will face off at Homecoming Hell, and due to the fact that they were both screwed out of a chance for the Television Title, Jon Z has demanded that The Pyro Twins put thier RCW Tag Team Championships on the line.
Joel: Can you imagine having a couple weeks experience in the ring and already getting a shot a title? I mean, these guys weren't even hired as wrestlers, they just graduated from the RCW training camp without a single bit of professional experience.
Tara: We'll see if beginer's luck is on thier side at Homecoming Hell.
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Dru Stoke
(Jimmy takes control and stuns Dru with a running neckbreaker. Jimmy points to the corner and lifts Dru up to his feet. Jimmy whips Dru to the ropes and charges with a big boot. Jimmy pushes Dru out of the corner slightly and gets up on the second rope. He sets up for the second rope Rocker Dropper, but Dru pulls away as Jimmy drops. Jimmy hits the ground on his own and Dru pulls him quickly to his feet, then hits a t-bone suplex. He hits the ropes and rebounds back with a leg drop. Jimmy rolls outside and the ref keeps Dru back. Jimmy rolls into the ring at five and blocks a right hand. He starts stomping and hussing up, Dru throwing punches that Jimmy shrugs off. Finally Jimmy turns and grabs his own wrist for a big huss, and Dru instantly hits a hard clothesline. Dru stomps Jimmy until he sees Jay Crowe walking toward the ring. Dru stops and walks toward the corner to yell at Jay. Jay stops near the ring, claiming he's not doing anything. Jimmy gets up to his feet to see Dru with his back turned near the corner. Quickly, Jimmy rushes toward Dru and hits the Contra Code, covering for the pin.)
Winner: Jimmy Jacobs by pin.
Tara: I can't believe that.
Joel: Why not, that's a pretty standard rookie mistake, taking your eye off your opponent.
Tara: Hopefully he'll have learned his lesson by Saturday.
(Backstage, Brother Jim is standing in front of a a small group, preaching. Eric Noe, Dru Stoke, Swinger, Silver King, the all of Merchandising Inc. watch.)
BJ: "The gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:32. Got offers you freely His gift of eternal life, and you must not forsake it for the promise of O-ral sex.
(Snickers erupt thoughout the small audience.)
BJ: You look at this crowd of degenerates you perform in front of. All these women parade around in thier short shorts, making you bluge in your singlets and come back here to masterbate in the arena's restrooms!
Swinger: And when exactly were you watching this?
BJ: You make jokes now. (He points dramatically at Swinger.) But will you laugh when God plunges you into the lake of fire?
(He looks behind him at Cheesecake, who is holding the same pose BJ just was.)
BJ: What in the name of the holy father are you doing?
Cheesecake: I'm your co-ho'th't. Go on.
(BJ tries to ignore Cheesecake, as he mimicks all of BJ's actions.)
BJ: "All have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!" Romans 4:31. All men, including you have sinned.
(Cynric walks by.)
BJ: You especially, have come short of Heaven. Please come over here.
Cynric: No thanks, I gave at the office.
BJ: Please, just take this. (He offers Cynric a pamphlet.)
Cynric: What the hell is this?
BJ: This is the way back to God. Just as the prayer on the back says, "Lord Jesus, I am a sinner. Forgive me for my sin and come into my heart and save me. Thank you for saving me. Amen."
Cynric: Uh huh. (He opens the pamphlet and spits his gum into it, crumpling it up and tossing it into the trash.)
BJ: You reject God for the last time!
(Brother Jim tackles Cynric to the ground and starts throwing punches. The brawl gets broken up quickly by the audience and a couple refs.)
BJ: You will repent if I have to beat it out of you.
(Commercial Break.)
("Victims of Hardstyle" hits and Insane Dragom makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: I'm excited for this, the semi finals for the RCW Television Title Tournament.
Joel: It's going to be awesome seing that title presented to a new champion this Saturday at Homecoming Hell.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Insane Dragon vs. Ronin Fox
RCW Television Championship Tournament Semi Final Match.
(Fox goes for the Tail End DDT early, Dragon ducks out of it leaving Fox to fly into the corner. Dragon charges with a shoulder block and a monkey flip. He goes to the apron and tries for a springboard 450 splash. Fox rolls out of the way. Both get up at the same time. Fox ducks a right hand and hits a back suplex. Fox goes to the corner quickly and hits a guillotine legdrop. He tries to apply an STF, but Dragon fights it and rolls to his feet. Fox ducks a Kawada Kick, but gets caught with a moonsault dropkick. Dragon pulls Fox to his feet and sets up for Sliced Bread #2, but Fox hits a knee to the back and runs around Dragon, jumping up on the ropes and hitting Fox Fire for the three count.)
Winner: Ronin Fox by pin.
Tara: Ronin Fox will go on to fight for the RCW Television Championship this Saturday.
(Footage of the past two weeks of the tournmant are shown.)
Joel: He's going to face the winner of Christopher Daniels vs. Swinger, which will go down later tonight. Ronin Fox has faced them both before, and either one would give him one hell of a match.
Tara: Don't forget to order Homecoming Hell, coming this Saturday from the Hara Arena in Dayton Ohio. It's shaping up to be one of the biggest events we've had, and when I say that it's not just cliche. We're going to be bringing you some kick ass matches, so don't miss it.
(Back in the ring, Black Blade and Shawn Luss are staring each other down.)
Tara: We have two recent RCW Training Camp graduates in the ring. These two represent one third of this years graduating class, who've been trained under the watchfull eye of Jon Z.
Black Blade vs. Shawn Luss
(Black Blade takes control with a hiptoss and a rear chinlock. Shawn fights up to his feet, but Blade whips him to the corner. Blade sets Shawn up on the top turnbuckle and goes up top for a superplex, floating over for a three count.)
Winner: Black Blade by pin.
(Commercial Break.)
("Head Like a Hole" hits and Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Thanks for staying with us, we're set to make the finals of the RCW Television Championship Tournament right here. The winner of this match takes on Ronin Fox this Saturday.
Joel: The loser might be sitting home, WATCHING on television.
("Simon Says" hits and Swinger makes his way to the ring.)
Christopher Daniels vs. Swinger
RCW Television Championship Tournament Semi Final Match.
(Chris keeps Swinger grounded, stretching him in a series of holds. Swinger reverses a hammerlock and hits an arm drag. Swinger runs the ropes and tries to take Chris down with a spinning heel kick, but Chris ducks under it. Swinger gets up and gets hit with a high dropkick that sends him to the corner. Swinger ducks under a clotheline and hits a back elbow to the back of Chris' head. He locks on a cobra clutch and pulls Chris toward the center of the ring to try the Swing Thing. Chris blocks and pulls Swinger over in a snapmare. He goes to the top rope fast for the Best Moonsault Ever. He covers for a two count.)
(Swinger rolls away and gets to his feet. He takes Chris down with a double leg takedown and flips him over for a boston crab. Chris kicks him away toward the ropes. Chris stands up and charges Swinger with a high kick. Swinger rolls away and Chris racks himself on the second rope. Swinger pulls Chris back and sets him up for a swinging cradle neckbreaker. Chris breaks free from Swinger's grasp and knees Swinger in the midsection to set up the Angel's Wings. He hits the move and covers for three.)
Winner: Christopher Daniels by pin.
(Swinger rolls out of the ring. Chris demands a microphone.)
Tara: What's this now?
Chris: Fox, it seems we keep running into each other. Now you might have pulled out a victory at Bloodbath, but when we get to Homecoming Hell, there's going to be gold on the line. This Saturday I will be the first RCW Television Champion.
(Fox walks out.)
Fox: You really think so? You think you can just walk right into RCW and take a championship. I've been here since day one, the first match this company put on was in my damn back yard. I've wrestled in that ring for a year and a half without so much as letting my fingers graze over a belt. Now I have the chance to build a title from the start, and no man, and no angel is going to stop me. That RCW Television Title will go around the waist of a true star, one that will make it as important as Rob Van Dam made the ECW Television Title; someone that will make it as great as Randy Savage, Bret Hart, and Chris Jericho made the Intercontinental Title; someone who will make thier mark and proclaim, today this title, tomorrow the world! See you Saturday, Chris.
(Commercial Break.)
(Cynric and Brother Jim stand apart from eachother in front of a desk. Vix sits at the desk, looking between the two.)
Vix: Look, this has to stop. We can't have a holy war backstage every week. If you can't resolve this through words...
BJ: I will resolve it by delivering him into th...
Vix: IF you can't resolve this through words, we're going to handle this like wrestlers should and settle it in the ring. I'm going to let you two blow off steam in the ring, and hopefully that will be the end of it. Now, we can schedule this for Homecoming Hell. If we do, is there anything you can suggest for stipulations?
BJ: Hair vs. Hair! When I defeat him in this holy battle, I wan't him to cut that blasphemous long hair of his!
Cynric: And where exactly will that leave me if i win? What good would it be to cut your hair?
BJ: The Lord would never allow me to be defeated by a heathen!
Vix: Enough! Alright, how this. If you win, Brother Jim, Cynric has to cut his hair...if Cynric wins, you are not allowed to cut your own hair for the remainder of your employment here at RCW.
BJ: What? How would Jesus feel if he looked down on his follower with hippy long hair?
Cynric: What would that matter? After all, the Lord won't allow you to lose.
(BJ stands still, looking angry.)
BJ: Write up the contract.
(He walks away.)
Cynric: Think anyone ever told him Jesus didn't have a crew cut?
("The Way I Am" hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're getting set for our main event. Austin Lee on his way out.
Joel: He's been cool as can be backstage. You'd almost think Homecoming Hell was just another night for him.
Tara: Well, it's not just another night, it's a night where he faces the man who founded the stable that he leads. Internet fans have been waiting for to see this match for many months, ever since Austin Lee and Nykk attempted to work together early in the year.
Austin: And so here we are, back in Ohio. Home sweet home, I suppose. Well it's not my home. When I came to America to break into the wreslting business, and I moved into that tiny apartment to start working for FPPVW, I sacrificed having a real home. I settled myself in Dayton just long enough to get on the road. I busted my ass day in and day out, worked my way up, and there's one thing I always heard. Stop following in Nykk's footsteps. Taking over the Heel Stable, feuding with Alan Mayse, using a cloverleaf submission. Everyone points to me and asks, "why are you trying to be Nykk?" My answer is, "I can be better than Nykk." You see, that's why he's here now. Don't get fooled into thinking he suddenly gives a crap for the fans. Look through the screen of lies and see what's really going on. He's jealous. He sees me picking up his slack, and he feels his legacy being threatened. He looks at what he did with the Heel Stable and he knows that one day I will surpass him. That day, by the way, is this Saturday when I put on the Crimson Cloverleaf and make him tap in the center of this ring. You left, Nykk. You left as Future Pay Per View Wrestling became Renegade. You should have stayed wherever you were hiding. You're not ready for pay per view.
("The Way I Am" plays.)
Tara: Austin Lee and Joey Sprinklers take on Nykk and Alan Mayse, right after this.
(Commercial Break.)
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring. Joey Sprinklers is in the ring with Austin Lee.)
Tara: We have taken our last break, Nykk is set for action.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Joel: We've been waiting all night to see how these two will co-exist. Right now they don't even seem to be looking at eachother.
(Both Nykk and Alan slide in the ring. Austin and Joey back out to the ring apron. Austin and Nykk lock eyes. Alan and Nykk talk, Nykk tells Alan that he'll start. Alan backs away, looking suspicious. Nykk points to Austin. Austin points to Joey and orders him to start.)
Austin Lee and Joey Sprinklers vs. Alan Mayse and Nykk
(Nykk and Joey lock up, Nykk whips Joey to a neutral corner. He charges with a clothesline and hits a bulldog. Nykk goes to the top rope and hits a splash on Joey's back. Nykk rolls to the side and waits on one knee. Joey gets up to his feet and gets immediately pulled into the Trinity suplexes. Nykk gets a two count off a bridged Dragon suplex. Joey scrambles to the corner and tags in Austin.)
(Austin and Nykk circle eachother. Austin goes to lock up, Nykk ducks under his arm and applies a waistlock. Austin reaches back and takes Nykk down with a snapmare. He attempts a dropkick to the back of Nykk's head, but Nykk ducks his head down and rolls to the side. Nykk attempts a legdrop, but Austin rolls out of the way. Both get to thier feet. Nykk backs against the ropes and hits a running leg latiat. He attempts an armbar, but Austin gets up to his feet quickly and reverses into an armwringer. Nykk struggles, but gets pulled into a DDT. He rolls away from Austin quickly, Alan reaches in and tags himself in.)
(Alan runs at Austin and hits a series of chops. Alan backs Austin into the corner and whips him across the ring. Alan charges, but Austin turns and jumps to the top rope, backflipping over Alan and hittind a dropkick to the back. Alan hits the corner and turns, getting caught with a reverse elbow. Austin pulls Alan away from the corner and hits a powerbomb back into it. Austin walks over to Nykk's corner and backhands him in the face. Nykk tries to get in, but the ref holds him back. Joey jumps in the ring and he and Austin stomp on Alan. Joey pulls Alan up and hits a reverse DDT into his knee. Joey slips out of the ring as Nykk leaves the ring and the ref turns back around.)
Joel: Classic distraction tactics being used by the Heel Stable here tonight.
Tara: Interesting. You know Nykk can see through that kind of thing. He's done that kind of thing enough.
(Austin pulls Alan to the center of the ring and locks on a cross armbreaker. Alan pulls himself closer to the ropes. Austin lets go of the hold and stands up, kicking at Alan's head. He flips Nykk off and drags Alan closer to the Heel Stable corner. Nykk gets in, and once again the ref cuts him off. Joey and Austin back Alan into the corner and start chopping and choking him. Nykk argues with the ref, then suddenly darts to the side, sliding out of the ring and running around the outside. The ref watches him and spots the doubleteam in the corner, quickly pulling Joey away from Alan. Nykk yells from out of the ring, loud enough for the camera mic to pick up.)
Nykk: Wow, I was telling the truth, who would've thought they'd try a double team. Damn ref, haven't you seen enough of my matches?
(Austin continues to chop Alan, Alan chopping back. Nykk slips in the ring behind Austin and hits Howling Moon. He slips out of the ring as the ref ejects Joey and turns around. Alan drops on top of Austin for a two count.)
(Nykk gets back in the corner and rallies the crowd behind Alan. He reaches out for the tag as Alan crawls toward the corner. Both Austin and Alan tag out. Nykk charges and hits a running leg lariat on Joey. Nykk stands up and gets caught with an armdrag. He quickly rolls back to his feet and misses with a right hand, then picks Joey up for a backbreaker. When Nykk stands up, Austin reaches under the bottom rope from the floor and trips him. The ref sees this and goes to argue with Austin. Nykk tries to push the ref aside and get to Austin. While he's distracted, Joey steps behind Nykk and kicks him low from behind. Nykk turns and gets pulled into Da Sprinklinator. Joey gets a three count.)
Winners: Austin Lee and Joey Sprinklers.
Tara: What?
Joel: Holy crap, did I just see that?
Tara: Joey Sprinklers just scored a pin. He beat Nykk!
(Nykk scrambles to his feet, looking enraged. Joey hurries out of the ring, half running, half celebrating. Austin walks around the ring to the aisle, laughing hysterically.)
Joel: He had to take the low road to get there, but Joey Sprinklers just pulled off a major upset. I'm in shock! What's this going to do to Nykk as we head into Homecoming Hell?
Tara: Austin Lee is eating this up, what's going on?
(Alan gets back in the ring, looking at Nykk. Nykk looks pissed off. Alan walks over and shrugs as he holds out his hand. Nykk accepts it and they shake.)
Joel: And it it's not one shock, it's another. Nykk and Alan, I have to admit, worked well together. It didn't get them a win, but at least they didn't murder each other.
Tara: We're out of here. Be sure to call your local cable or satelite provider, and order Homecoming Hell this Saturday. Four titles will be decided, and a lot of bad blood is sure to flow. This is Tara Fisher for Joel Gertner. Good night.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-74
Nielson Rating-1.26
Attendance-509
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Jon Z promo: 80
Nykk and Alan Mayse backstage: 77
Jimmy Jacobs def. Dru Stoke: 47(26/68)
Brother Jim attacks Cynric: 71
Ronin Fox def. Insane Dragon: 74(67/81)
Black Blade def. Shawn Luss: 44(21/68)
Chris Daniels def. Swinger: 77(70/85)
Chris Daniels and Ronin Fox dueling microphones: 85
Vix books Cynric vs. Brother Jim: 91
Austin Lee promo: 90
Austin Lee and Joey Sprinklers def. Alan Mayse and Nykk: 78(77/80)
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