("Show Me How to Live" plays over a introductory video. An office is shown, a long table in the middle of it with two plasma tv screens on the back wall next to each other playing various clips of matches. At the head of the table is Jon Z. To his left are Joel Gertner, Zac Hensley and Rico Cassanova. To his right are Jay Crowe, Insane Dragon, and Chris Stylez.)
Jon: Welcome everyone to This Week in RCW. We're starting fresh this month with a look back at the action of the past week. I'm Jon Z and...
Jay: And you're strangely calm looking back at what happened on Foundation last week.
Joel: Wow, a full thirty seconds before an interruption. Is that going to be a theme from now on? I didn't even get to my name on Tuesday.
Insane: Who cares about your stupid little poems and intro, at least you're on television every week.
Chris: I think we've got better things to talk about, the first being the new RCW Champion that was crowned on Tuesday.
Jon: It was a night of chaos this week on Foundation. None of the scheduled matches actually occured. Most of them have been delayed until this Tuesday. All night, impromptu matches due to open challenges and retribution were occuring.
(Clips are shown of the various matches.)
Jon: This went on right until the end of the show, when the Heel Stable's Nykk called out RCW Champion Alan Mayse.
(Footage is shown of Nykk calling out Alan and the resulting match. Emphasis is placed on the Aurora Driver.)
Rico: There's the truth right there. Alan Mayse got hit with an illegal manuever. He's lucky it didn't cripple him. Nykk is holding that title after cheating the champion and the RCW fans.
Chris: And I'm sure that you would never stoop to cheating in a match.
Rico: Things change.
Chris: Like champions.
Jay: Where's your outrage Jon? I remember back in FPPVW you were practically pissing yourself with rage when Nykk won a title.
Jon: The simple fact is that there is no instant replay rule in RCW. The referee declared Nykk the winner in a sanctioned match with the consent of the champion in an RCW ring. There is no way I can strip the RCW Championship from Nykk at this time.
Jay: So are you saying you'll be looking for the chance?
Jon: No more than I would be with any other champion, but the lineage of that belt is very important to us here at RCW. Almost every major title in wrestling has at one point been broken from it's original lineage. Hell it's become somewhat common for an old belt to just be handed to someone to begin it's history over again. I plan on preserving that lineage as best as possible, and that means the way to get the title away from Nykk is to have him lose it.
Insane: That is exactly the kind of thinking I've been waiting to hear. Why is it that you are looking for a way to get the title away from Nykk anyway? Why weren't you actively trying to get the title off of Alan Mayse?
Jon: I am simply looking for the best possible challenge for the current champion.
Chris: That's bull. You've hated Nykk from the first day he's been in this company.
Zac: Jon trained Nykk for the ring himself, what are you talking about? You keep hinting that Jon is betraying an employee somehow, when it's Nykk that's betrayed Jon with his actions here in RCW.
Jon: Enough. We have a lot to get through tonight, and this discussion could take us awhile. In the meantime we've got to take you to this past Monday in Springfield Massachusetts.
(Matches are shown from the Monday show with commentary from Zac Hensley.)
(Eric Noe def. Dru Stoke with a superplex. 49(27/72) )
(Mary Alice Latino def. Concession Girl with the Touch of M'Alice inverted DDT. 42(35/50) )
(Commercial Break.)
(Brother Jim def. Kevin Stone with the Leap of Faith sommersault guillotine legdrop. 72(70/74) )
(Kara Draxus enters a room full of video equipment.)
Kara: Hey, remember me? I'm sure some of you do, and most of you are wondering where the hell I came from. Those of you who remember the old days of FPPVW recognize me. I'm Kara Draxus, the chick who was kicking ass while Naomi Leach and the girl that turned into Shadow were still hugging and shaking hands after matches. The reason you don't see me killing those two and ruling this damn promotion...
(She points to her leg as the camera pans down to show the knee brace on it.)
Kara: It's going to be about a year before this leg will be ready for me to fight. Until then, you'll just have to make do with the leftovers. At least the women of RCW are still fighters though, not like most of the women you see in this business. Think about it, how many truely talented women do you see in the WWE? Okay, now how many of them stick around? In the whole history of this business we've been subjected to untalented and unwelcome bimbos who get stuck into the ring because thier boobs are big enough to block them from breaking thier noses on the mat when they trip over thier damn feet while wearing rediculous heels. Every now and then through all the eye candy you get someone you can mold into a decent worker, but for every one of them theres ten useless so called "divas" with an ego that can put any old bald has been to shame. In the meantime, where are the truely talented females in wresting? Most are either scraping by a living and wasting away in tiny high school gym shows, or they end up beating up fat mid-life crisis idiots in hotel rooms for cash. That kind of crap has to stop. Any of you want to see more quality female wrestling, be sure and let everyone know about it. I don't care if you watch RCW, ROH, WWE or the bums fighting on the corner, let them know you want to see some good tough chicks fighting it out.
(More matches are shown, these from Providence, Rhode Island and with commentary from Tara Fisher and Colt Cabana)
(Huh def. Joey Sprinklers with the Huhsault 62(60/64) )
(Concession Boy Sr. def. Aaron Idol with the Hot Pretzel with Mustard STF 43(34/53) )
(Aaron Bowman def. Dusty Schneble with the Jackhammer 60(48/73) )
(Commercial break.)
(The office is shown again with the same panelists around the table.)
Jon: Welcome back to This Week in RCW. The topic of the day here seems to be stuck on our new RCW Champion.
Chris: What's done is done, he is the champion, and the biggest question that no one has asked yet is who is going to challenge him?
Zac: Not much of a question. I'm sure Alan is entitled to a rematch.
Joel: If he even wants one. Alan was humbled this past Tuesday, after a long exhausting run with the belt.
Jay: If he doesn't take Nykk up on a rematch we all know the real reason. Alan knows he can't defeat Nykk and he's afraid of being embarassed in that ring.
Rico: Alan Mayse has never been embarassed by anything he's done in the ring.
Insane: Then why hasn't he petitioned for a rematch already? He hasn't even asked for one, has he Jon?
Jon: At this point, no. He hasn't spoken to me since Tuesday before the title match began.
Chris: So who else is up for a title match?
Joel: I'm sure there's a line out the door waiting for a chance to face Nykk.
Jon: There will be at least two RCW Championship matches this month. One of them will be scheduled for an upcoming Foundation episode, the other will take place on Darkest Night, which is Tuesday December 21, live on pay-per-view. Whoever it is decided will face the champion at Darkest Night will be decided and announced by next weeks This Week in RCW.
Insane: Oh, and you haven't decided yet? Come on, just let it out. Either you know exactly who you have in mind, or you're just pulling it out of your ass.
Joel: What about Ronin Fox? He and Nykk have had some wars in the past.
Chris: Fox has a belt already, let him worry about defending that before he goes after the main event.
Zac: His brother Cynric has been looking for a shot at gold.
Jay: He hasn't earned it though. Dusty and I smoked him and Kevin Stone at November Pain. Not that it really matters, no one can steal away Heel Stable gold.
Jon: With how long you and Dusty have held onto the Tag Team Championships, you may have a point, but then again Alan was a long standing champion as well. We've got to get to some more action from Providence this past Thursday.
(More matches are shown from Providence.)
(Silver King def. Insane Dragon with the Silver Surfer 58(55/61) )
(Enygma def. Mark Vincent with the Empty Chaimber '02 45(26/64) )
(Back in the office, Insane Dragon is pacing around fuming.)
Jon: Calm down and have a seat.
Insane: I told you I didn't want that match to air.
Chris: Damn you're such a crybaby. So you lost a match, you want to hide it? You think that'll just erase it from memory?
Insane: You shut your f***ing mouth.
(Chris stands up and he and Insane Dragon stare each other down. Jay sits back laughing at them. Jon and a couple security personel try and get between them and Insane Dragon storms off and leaves the room.)
Jon: Can we get some order here? Those of you left, closing thoughts before our last match?
Joel: Nykk fought hard and might have actually earned a championship, but he can't cheat everyone on the roster. If that belt is his and he wants to keep it, he'd better keep his skills up.
Zac: Alan Mayse needs to put his loss behind him and focus. He's lost his focus over the past month with his matches with Colt Cabana and the six man match on Foundation. If he can't get it back, he doesn't belong in a title match.
Rico: The key here is to get some variety in opponents for Nykk. Perhaps even a certain former tag team title contender looking to establish himself in the singles ranks...
Jay: The only key here is that the crowd needs to get used to a heel as thier RCW Champion, because none of the Heel Stable's belts are going anywhere.
Chad: I have nothing else to say about Nykk or Alan Mayse, but I will go on record by saying that Insane Dragon is a *****.
Jon: With that...uh...interesting comment, we go back to Monday's show in Springfield.
(Ronin Fox def. Chris Styles in an RCW Television Title Match with the Tail End DDT 79(75/84) )
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
This Week Report:
Show Quality-58
Nielson Rating-.48
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