(The cameras are being set up as Jon Z slides in the ring, looking around at the gymnasium filled with a crowd of 158.)
Jon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bellbrookville High School in Bellbrookville Ohio!
(Jon looks around, not surprised that that didn't get a big response)
Jon: I'm Jon Z, your host for another night of FPPVW here on Dayton TV! Tonight, in tag team competition, the Eccentrics will face the team of Kevin Stone and Joey Sprinklers! Tonight you will see a three way dance between Alan Mayse, Dusty Schneble and Cynric! Tonight, Kai Kitta will take on Naomi Leach in our first women's singles match! Jay Crowe will take on a mystery opponent I will announce after our first match, so don't go too far. And Ladies and Gentlemen!...
("My Way" blares over the PA, interrupting Jon as Nykk walks out.)
Nykk: And, Ladies and Gentlemen. What about the man who won the first ever FPPVW match? What about the man who was screwed out of his first singles match? What about...
Jon: (Interrupting) What about letting me to my damn job and shut up while I'm announcing the card?
Nykk: (Sliding into the ring) And what a fine job you did at our premiere. Everything just went off without a hitch didn't it. Before you blew up the broadcast booth that is.
Jon: (Glaring at Nykk) Are you out here for any particular reason?
Nykk: Plain and simple, rematch. I want Fox in this ring tonight so I can erase the embarrassment of last month from my mind.
Jon: (Steps up to Nykk) What makes you think you deserve a rematch with Fox? And moreover what makes you think you can demand anything around here?
Nykk: (Smiles and nods) As I thought. Just like last time. Jon the puppet. Fox pulls the strings, and you book what he wants.
Jon: No one pulls my strings. Fox made a suggestion last month, and I took it. (Thinks it over) Just like I'm going to take your suggestion tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen, our main event, a rematch from last month, Ronin Fox vs. Nykk!
Nykk: Thank you Jon, (He tosses his mic down and laughs as he walks to the back) (Segment Rating: 65)
(Jon rejoins Tara at the broadcast booth)
Jon: Thank you for joining us on DATV tonight as Hyperion Hotels presents FPPVW's Shut Up and Wrestle!
Tara: We're getting right to the action now, presenting in their singles match debuts, Kai Kitta and Naomi Leach.
Kai Kitta vs. Naomi Leach
(The match starts strangely enough with a handshake.)
Jon: There's something you don't see every day.
Finish: (After nearly twenty minutes of fast paced action, Kai reverses a waistlock and hits a german suplex on Naomi. She bridges and gets a two count before Naomi kicks out and Kai rolls to the outside. Naomi slides out after her. The ref starts the count as they face off. They lock up and Naomi armdrags Kai and hits a legdrop before rolling back in. Kai pulls herself up and gets to the ring apron on the count of eight. Naomi rushes her but gets a boot to the midsection and Kai slingshots over to try a sunset flip. Naomi falls but rolls with it and gets back to her feet. She backs into the ropes as Kai scrambles to her feet. Kai leapfrogs over Naomi and turns quickly, hitting the interceptor as Naomi rebounds off the ropes. The bell rings right when Kai is going for the cover.)
Jon: Looks like it's all over, the Interceptor connects and she's going for the pin.
Tara: But the bell already rang. What';s happened?
(The ref confers with the timekeeper then walks to the broadcast booth so Tara can give the official announcement.)
Tara: Ladies and Gentlemen. The twenty minute time limit has expired. This match is ruled a draw.
(Both Kai and Naomi look upset with the decision, frustrated with not having a definite winner. They look at each other and Naomi offers her hand for another handshake. Kai accepts it and they both leave the ring.) (Match rating: 50)
Jon: Two displays of good sportsmanship in one night? What'll my friends in the business think?
Tara: Don't you have an announcement to make?
Jon: Right, this is going to be big. (Jon leaves and get in the ring.)
Jon: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a huge announcement. The identity of Jay Rowe's mystery opponent. Earlier today I made a phone call, and on that phone call I was able to secure one of the great names in the world of wrestling! A man who can revolutionize FPPVW!
(A tech worker runs to the ring, trying to get Jon's attention.)
Jon: A man who is truly HOMICIDAL! (The tech worker jumps on the apron waving his arms, Jon ignores him) SUICIDAL! (The tech worker gets in yelling "no no") AND GENOCI...What?
(The tech worker whispers to Jon)
Jon: Plane trouble? Wrong gate? Bad directions to where? Stick the job up what? (The worker shrugs and walks away.) Well what do you suggest? Jay's already here and ready to go, I can't just send him home and I got no one else available! Damn, can't anything ever go smoothly?
(One of the concession workers leans on the guardrail at ringside, taking a break as his soda tray is getting heavy. Jon notices him.)
Jon: (suddenly angry) What do you think you're doing? You've barely been working an hour and you take a break? As if I don't have enough employee problems.(trails off as the worker looks down) get over here!
(Jon takes the worker by the arm and leads him backstage)
(Segment rating: 51)
Tara: Well, okay then. I suppose we'll just move on to our next match.
The Eccentrics vs. Kevin Stone and Joey Sprinklers w/ Vix at ringside
Tara: The Eccentrics Cheesecake and Huh are on anything but a roll here in FPPVW. Huh was actually eliminated from a battle royale by a Styrofoam cup last month.
(The match goes on at a sluggish pace with the crowd seemingly disinterested. Kevin is the most over with the crowd, but it doesn't seem to do much for the match's excitement level.)
Finish: (Joey locks up with Huh and whips him into the ropes. Huh actually trips while running and lands on the mat face first. Joey stares for a second and walks over to tag in Kevin. Kevin picks Huh up by the head and pushes him into the corner. He signals for a chokeslam, but Cheesecake slips into the ring and gives him a chopblock. While the ref is yelling at Cheesecake and trying to get him out of the ring, Vix slips in and helps Huh to his feet. She smiles, when he is able to get up and looks genuinely concerned until she kicks Huh in the groin and hits a DDT. Kevin makes the cover as Vix slides out of the ring and the ref counts three.) (Match rating: 42)
(During the last few moments of the match, Jon Z walks back down to ringside and re-joins Tara on headset.)
Jon: That'll teach anyone not to be a sucker for a pretty face. Vix set Huh up perfectly for the attack there. This marks yet another disappointing outing for the Eccentrics in general, and Huh in particular.
Tara: He's certainly had trouble finding his niche here in FPPVW. Let's hope he can learn quickly, or else he may not last long.
Jon: We want to remind everyone to join us in one month for FPPVW Breakout. July 27th we're going to be live on DATV from the gymnasium at Sinclair Community College. Info on tickets and how to get down to the event will be available on ppvrenegade.com, and remember, SCREW TICKETMASTER!
(Nykk is seen in the hallway of the school. He comes across the locker room Fox has been using and walks inside as Fox is stretching.)
Nykk: I suppose you heard about the match already.
Fox: (Looks up and nods)
Nykk: What say we make this match a little more interesting.
Fox: I'm listening.
Nykk: Falls count anywhere. How does that sound?
Fox: (Smiles to himself and goes back to his stretching as Nykk walks out.)
(Segment Rating: 53)
Tara: Falls count anywhere? I don't know if that's a good idea, Nykk's gotta be up to something.
Jon:' Both of them know the territory, who knows what either of them could be planning in a match like this.
Tara:' Well next on our format was supposed to be a match between Jay Crowe and a special mystery opponent, but from what I gathered that kind of fell th...
Jon: The match is going on as scheduled. Jay is on the way to the ring now.
(Jay walks out to the tune of Metallica's "Fuel")
Tara: Well I see we're ready for this contest, and I thought I knew who Jay would be facing, but now I'm just at a loss.
(Jon stands up to announce the mystery opponent personally.)
Jon: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce at this time, Jay Crowe's opponent in his FPPVW debut. Here he is...(he pauses for a moment, not sure what to call him) Uh...Concession Boy!
(The old movie intermission music plays as the concession worker from earlier in the night stumbles his way to the ring, still carrying his tray full of coke. He looks like he's about to wet himself.)
Tara: What the hell?
Jon: (Re-joining Tara on headset) Now we're ready to go.
Tara: You just threw that guy in there?
Jon: I got Cheesecake to give him some intensive training.
Tara: What kind of training could he give? You were only back there for a few minutes! (She pauses) Ewwww, I just got a bad image in my head.
(Concession Boy puts down his tray and stares across the ring at Jay, who is laughing his ass off. The "match" begins as the two lock up sloppily and Jay starts throwing Concession Boy around the ring.)
Tara: This is just terrible, he does not belong in that ring.
Finish: (Concession Boy is sent reeling back to the corner by a right hand from Jay. He crumbles against the turnbuckles and reaches for his tray, winded and thirsty he takes a big gulp of coke. Jay rushes him and kicks his midsection, forcing Consession Boy to spit the coke back out, right into Jay's face. Blinded, Jay stumbles backward. Looking around and shrugging, Concession Boy follows and pushes Jay down, making the cover and getting the three count.)(Match Rating: 42)
Tara: 'Da hell? Did Concession Boy actually pull it off?
Jon: (Trying very hard not to laugh) There's a technique you don't see every day.
(Dusty Schneble runs out to the ring and clobbers Concession Boy from behind. Jay eventually recovers and joins in the beat-down which ends with Concession Boy on the receiving end of Final Darkness.)
Tara: Well Jay was never called a good loser, and Dusty obviously didn't enjoy seeing his tag partner's first defeat come from the hands of a soda salesman.
Jon: Let this be a lesson to everyone who thinks wrestling is easy and anyone can do it. You try something like this without the proper training, you'll just end up hurt.
Tara: That's not a good lesson, you're the one that put that guy in the match, and he even won.
Jon: Anyway, we have more action on the way, Dusty Schneble will have his hands full when he has to take on Alan Mayse and Cynric in a three way dance.
Tara: Right...
Alan Mayse vs. Dusty Schneble vs. Cynric
(The match is dominated mostly by Dusty and Cynric fighting over momentum while Alan is pushed aside.)
Tara: Alan looks frustrated, trying to find a way into this match. Dusty is all out ignoring him.
(He tries to put a waistlock on Dusty. Dusty just elbows him in the ribs and ties up with Cynric.)
Jon: Neither of them seem to be taking Alan seriously.
Finish: (Cynric whips Dusty into the ropes and backs up, signaling for the Lift-Off. As he runs, Alan hits him with a spear into the corner. Dusty chases after them and is met with a boot to the head. Alan goes back to the corner and tries to set Cynric up for a superplex. As Alan climbs up, Dusty gets back to his feet and hits Alan with a low blow. Alan falls and Cynric stands, trying for a Savage-style elbow. Alan moves at the last second and climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Dusty charges but is backdroped over the top rope to the floor. Alan takes the opportunity to pick Cynric up and deliver a Tiger Bomb for the pinfall.)(Match Rating: 53)
Tara: Very impressive win for Alan Mayse. Obviously underestimated by his opponents tonight.
Jon: That's one thing you never want to do in that ring. Once you think you're in there with someone worthless, that's when they surprise you and pull a victory out of nowhere.
("Wherever I May Roam" hits and Ronin Fox walks to the ring.)
Tara: Our last match was made early tonight, a rematch from last month as Nykk wants to make everyone forget about his loss to this man in their singles debut.
(Fox rolls into the ring with a microphone.)
Fox: Seems like someone has problems accepting the truth, doesn't it? Nykk you want to try and erase last month? You want to run from the past? You want people to forget that I beat you in your first singles match? (Fox smiles) Well I hate to break it to you, but, I beat you. In your first match, I beat you. In your second match, I'll beat you. And if we're ever in the ring after that, I'll beat you. Because while you're running from your failure, I'll be the one running after you throwing it at your friggin' head! (He laughs and tosses the microphone aside.)(Segment Rating: 65)
Jon: Hey, careful with the equipment. That stuff's expensive!
("My Way" starts up and Nykk runs to the ring, not wasting a moment before throwing a series of punches at Fox.)
Nykk vs. Fox. Falls Count Anywhere
(The match starts as a brawl in the ring, quickly spilling out onto the floor. Nykk floors Fox with a big right and walks over to grab a steel chair. The ref stops him and orders him to put the chair down.)
Tara: Better do what she says Nykk, this is falls count anywhere, but not no holds barred. You can get disqualified for that just like any normal match.
(Nykk throws the chair down and argues with the ref as Fox uses the barricade to get back up, suddenly rushing at Nykk with a clothesline.)
(The match spills into the crowd, Fox and Nykk fighting through the bleachers. They make it to the top where there's an empty flat area of concrete. Nykk charges straight into a drop toe hold, sending him face first into the concrete. Fox goes for the cover, but only gets a two count.)
Finish: (Fox stands up and signals for a DDT on the concrete. The ref, worried that this might be going too far and she might have to stop it tries to stop Fox, giving Nykk enough time to get a set of brass knuckles From a plant in the crowd. As Fox steps around the ref and bends down to pull Nykk to his feet, he's met with a right hand that floors him and knocks him out cold. Concealing the knuckles before the ref sees them he puts Fox in the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf. The ref sees Fox is unconscious and calls for the bell.)(Match Rating: 56)
Tara: What a cheap win for Nykk, he hasn't erased anything, and won't unless he can beat Ronin Fox fairly.
Jon: I don't know about that, from where I see that first match had the chance element of a steel chair. Nykk had a specific purpose in this match, and that's to make sure Fox remembers him...or doesn't remember anything at all. I think these two are still even. That means of course we haven't seen the end of this.
(Nykk has to wait for a security guard to escort him through the crowd before leaving.)
Tara: That's all the time we have on DATV today, be sure and look for us next month when we present FPPVW Breakout.
