Dark Match: Naomi Leach vs. Lisa Letty
Winner: Naomi Leach by pin Match Rating: 53
(“Pajamarama” hits and Huh dances to the ring)
Jon: Welcome everyone to FPPVW Bloodbath! I’m Jon Z here once again with Tara Fisher, and we’ve invaded the Centervilleville High School Gymnasium.
Tara: We’ve got a full card in front of us, and we’re kicking it off with FPPVW’s first table match.
Jon: The Eccentrics have basically been annoying the hell out of the Pyro Twins lately, and this just might be the way to rid FPPVW of Huh once and for all.
Huh vs. Dusty Schneble
Table match
Finish: Dusty sets up a table with the legs hanging over the ropes on one side of the ring and signals for the Rope Burn. He picks Huh up, but gets DDTed. Jay runs down to the ring. The ref tries to stop him, but can’t disqualify anyone. Jay hits the Overhaul and helps Dusty up. Huh rolls out of the ring and starts running away from the Pyro Twins. After running around the ring the second time, Huh goes under it. Jay and Dusty look around, Huh sneaks out and sets up a table outside the ring. Dusty spots him and charges, but Huh catches him and powerslams him onto the concrete. Huh pulls Dusty up and sets him on the table. Huh gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles. Jay tries to pull Dusty off the table, but Huh goes for a Meaniesault and drives both Pyro Twins through the table.
Winner: Huh Match Rating: 58
Jon: Huh wins! Huh wins! How the hell did he do that?
(Huh celebrates and runs as Dusty begins throwing anything he can get his hands on.)
Tara: Huh has pulled out a victory here in front of a FPPVW record setting crowd of 279. What a way to start the night.
(Backstage, Aki Mann is sneaking around, looking very conspicuous in his new black superhero outfit. He sees someone coming and backs against the wall, holding his cape in front of his face. Joey Sprinklers walks by, then stops and looks back. He pokes at Aki then shrugs and walks away. Aki laughs and sneaks away.)
Segment Rating: 50
Jon: What the hell?
Tara: Anyway, the Pyro Twin Eccentric section of the night continues. Jay is already out here, and we’re set for our second match.
(“Pajamarama” hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring)
Jay Crowe vs. Cheesecake
Hardcore match
Finish: Jay assaults Cheesecake with a variety of weapons. He grabs a cookie sheet and dents it on Cheesecake’s head as Huh runs down to the ring. Huh slides in and immediately gets knocked back to the outside by Jay and the cookie sheet. Jay grabs a chair and gets on the apron, hitting a spiked elbow drop on Huh. He gets back in the ring as Cheesecake is stirring. Jay sets up for the Overhaul, but Huh is climbing back to his feet on the outside and accidentally grabs Jays ankle and trips him. Cheesecake puts a chair down and hits The Long Kiss Goodnight on it, and gets the pin.
Winner: Cheesecake by pin. Match Rating: 57
Tara: It’s been a great night for the Eccentrics. Two and O tonight against the Pyro Twins.
(Dusty runs in and floors Cheesecake. The Pyro Twins start beating down the Eccentrics.)
Jon: Correction, it was a great night for the Eccentrics.
(The brawl continues down the isle, suddenly “My Way” hits and Nykk strolls down through the fight, acting like he doesn’t even notice)
Tara: Great, it looks like he wants to talk.
(Nykk climbs into the ring and gets a microphone)
Nykk: Good evening, Centervilleville!
(A few cheers start up)
Nykk: One of the few places I hate more than my own town! As bad as Bellbrookville got, the worst part was the endless and pointless competition with this garbage dump of a quote-unquote city. Oh no, Centervilleville got a new stoplight!! We better put up two! Hey, they’re building a new school! We should try that! Look, their mayor’s a crack addict, and we just have a drunk fire chief! We’re really behind!
Jon: Where’d that information come from?
Nykk: But that’s not the reason I’m out here. God knows I don’t have to go out of my way to insult Centervilleville, you’re football team insults you every week.
(Nykk ducks a few pieces of trash being thrown)
Nykk: I’m here because I’m disappointed in tonight event. Here we are, the show’s called Bloodbath…where’s the blood? I haven’t seen a single drip!
Tara: Nykk’s taking things a little literally tonight I guess.
Nykk: So I have a little proposition for Alan tonight, and it’s not the same one Centervilleville’s band director gave that undercover cop.
Jon: I thought that was Bellbrookville.
Nykk: Tonight…Nykk vs. Alan Mayse. First Blood. I’ll be waiting for your answer.
(Nykk leaves)
Segment Rating: 64
Jon: The challenge has been made. Will tonight’s main event be put under First Blood rules?
(Backstage, the Pyro Twins/Eccentrics brawl is still going strong. Aki Mann is sneaking by. He sees Dusty and Cheesecake beating on each other and steps in-between them)
Aki: Halt, citizens! Do you not see? Violence never solves anything. You are only creating more hatred in the world.
Dusty: Shut the hell up and get out of my way.
Aki: Goodness, sir. You dare speak that way to a champion of justice.
Dusty: What the hell are you on anyway?
Aki: I am on patrol against evil!
(He turns toward the camera and strikes a dramatic pose)
Aki: I have come to strike down those who would use FPPVW to further their own vile and evil designs. I have come to spread truth and justice throughout this promotion so it can be a beacon to the world. I have…
(He trails off when he notices that Dusty and Cheesecake have started fighting again and are moving through the hall, ignoring him.)
Aki: Ah, to hell with it. (Walks away)
(“Faint” hits and Kai makes her way to the ring.)
Tara: Here she comes, Kai is setting FPPVW on fire.
Jon: Luckily we’ve not yet hit the fire code attendance limit.
Kai Kitta vs. Kara Draxus
Finish: Kai goes for the Interceptor, but Kara ducks and catches Kai with a back suplex. She picks Kai up and whips her into the ropes. She tries for a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Kai counters with a crucifix into a roll-up. Kara rolls through and holds the rope to get the pin.
Winner: Kara Draxus by pin. Match Rating: 64
Tara: She had the ropes. The ref didn’t see it.
Jon: I’m buying an eye chart tomorrow, someone’s gotta check on these people.
(Backstage, Alan comes out of his locker room. Zac Hensley approaches him.)
Zac: Alan, Alan, can I get a word?
Alan: You new here?
Zac: Yeah, Zac Hensley.
Alan: Fire away Zac.
Zac: There’s only one more match before you’re title defense tonight. Have you decided whether or not to accept Nykk’s challenge to make your match First Blood?
Alan: I have decided. Nykk thinks I’m uninteresting? He thinks I’m unexciting? We’ll see how interesting he is when he’s lying in the middle of the ring in a pool of his own blood. He’s on.
Zac: There’s your answer Ladies and Gentlemen. Back to the ring and j…
(Nykk blindsides Alan and starts stomping. Kevin and Joey Sprinklers run up and join in. Vix runs down the hall and pushes the cameraman, obscuring the action. When the camera re-focusses, the Heel’s are gone and Alan is down, covered in fake blood.)
Zac: Can we get some help down here?
Segment Rating: 63
(“Wherever I May Roam” hits and Ronin Fox makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: Where the hell did all that blood come from?
Jon: Who knows, and who cares. All I care about is that the Heel Stable was very unoriginal just then…and I hope Alan’s okay to compete.
Tara: Here we have a late addition to the card. For those of you craving a more technical match, I think this is your only chance for tonight.
Austin Lee vs. Ronin Fox
Submission match
Finish: Lee keeps Fox down with a series of leg locks. Fox gets to the ropes to break the hold, and Lee lets go and starts stomping Fox’s back. Fox turns and grabs Lee’s foot, turning it to take Austin down with an ankle lock. Lee drags his way to the ropes, but Fox pulls him back and transitions into an STF. Lee taps out.
Finish: Ronin Fox by submission. Match Rating: 69
Tara: What a match! Ronin Fox with an impressive victory.
Jon: He won the match, but he looks like he can barely walk. Most of his weight is on the referee.
(Fox limps back to the locker room)
Jon: Well this is what we’ve been waiting for. Alan Mayse defending his title against Nykk. This match has been building over the past month, just today made into a First Blood match, a first for FPPVW.
(“My Way” hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: This man could be our next FPPVW Champion.
(Nykk soaks up the hatred from the crowd and leans in the corner, taking a chain from around his neck and wrapping it around his fist)
(“Seven Nation Army” hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring, now cleaned up from the bloodbath earlier. He slides in and immediately has to duck a right hand from Nykk. He decks Nykk and makes him drop the chain as the bell rings.)
Jon: Nykk tried to end this early, but Alan’s ready for a fight.
Nykk vs. Alan Mayse
FPPVW Championship, First Blood match
Finish: Alan hits a Tiger Bomb and goes to the outside to get a chair. He comes in and swings, but Nykk kicks the chair back into Alan’s face. The ref checks for blood as Kevin Stone comes to ringside. As Alan picks Nykk up to whip into the ropes, Nykk holds on and hits a short-arm clothesline. He puts on the Bellbrookville Ceadarleaf until Alan starts tapping out. The ref tries to break the hold, afraid Alan would be badly injured. Nykk finally lets go and stands over Alan. Alan can’t stand up, so Nykk pulls him up and pushes him into the corner. He signals to Kevin to hold him, and he picks up the chair. After three shots to the head, Alan is busted open and the bell sounds.
Winner: Nykk Match Rating: 71
Jon: No! No! Damn it! We can’t have this asshole as champion!
Tara: Someone get some help for Alan.
(Nykk and Kevin continue to beat on Alan as the copyright comes up and the show fades out)
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