| Ode to the Daily Mail Oi you fucks! Whose enemy number one this week? Eminem with his suggestive lyrical brilliance Or some random film espousing the joys of drugs Or maybe just maybe it is middle English families The family unit disintegrates with alarming pace One parent families Me and my two dads not so innocent now Listen to me you fuckers Spend more time with your children No matter how you phrase yourcommunistesque attempts at control You twats will only get one reply from me “Fuck you I wont do what you tell me!” Oi! You fuckers, Whats fights you got left now? Hardcore pornography now legal, Carrying hash no longer quite so bad, I even heard the word cunt used on the BBC So suck my fucking dick You pathetic middle class fucks You aint looking so hot now! All your battles look so very lost! And still I cry “Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!” |