Ode to the Daily Mail


Oi you fucks!
Whose enemy number one this week?
Eminem with his suggestive lyrical brilliance
Or some random film espousing the joys of drugs
Or maybe just maybe it is middle English families

The family unit disintegrates with alarming pace
One parent families
Me and my two dads not so innocent now
Listen to me you fuckers
Spend more time with your children
No matter how you phrase yourcommunistesque attempts at control
You twats will only get one reply from me
“Fuck you I wont do what you tell me!”

Oi! You fuckers,
Whats fights you got left now?
Hardcore pornography now legal,
Carrying hash no longer quite so bad,
I even heard the word cunt used on the BBC
So suck my fucking dick
You pathetic middle class fucks
You aint looking so hot now!
All your battles look so very lost!
And still I cry
“Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!”