Kira: So, we're posting Darien's birthday cards, right?
Celeste: Duh...
K: Just explaining to the few people reading this.
C: Reading what?
K: You are reading this, right?
C: Rriight. I'm lost! Whoosh! Watched that one go by--right over my head.
K: Or next to it.
C: No, I think it achieved the proper altitude...
K: So, didja bring them?
C: Bring what?
K: THE CARDS!!!
C: Oh, yeah, right here.
*ENTER MICHAEL*
Michael: What are you doing?
C: We're posting Darien's birthday cards on the website for everyone to see.
M: Really?! Darien's awesome! He's the best!
K: Okay....
M: Can I watch?
K: Whatever floats your boat, Milk Dud.
C: Milk Dud?!
K: A really icky candy with chocolate-covered malt stuff.
M: Heyyy, I like Milk Duds--I think. Does Darien like Milk Duds?
C: Chocolate? Yes. Any type of chocolate.
M: Mmmmm. Milk Duds.
K: HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!
C: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
K: AM I TYPING OR ARE YOU?
C: Oh...I will. You get the photos together.
K: I copy that, Bravo Leader.
M: Puppy ears, you are crazy.
K: Affirmative to both, Not-so-Bravo Leader Milk Dud.
C: Whatever. Michael, do you wanna help? We could use all the help we can get.
M: Uh, no. I've got video games to play, and Darien should be stopping by the arcade soon.
K: And he calls me crazy! Never mind, I am crazy! But Not-so-Leader is obsessed!
M: Am not!
K: Are too!
M: Am not!
K: Are too!
M: Am not!
K: Spaghetti!
M: What?!
C: This is all very fun and exciting, but Kira, we've got work to do.
K: Fine. Begone Bravo Dud.
M: See ya later!
*MICHAEL LEAVES*
K: Soooo, photos... la la la. I really like this one of Serena.
C: Wow. Yeah, me too.
K: She's not klutzing out. Where's the rest of them?
C: Somewhere in my room, probably.
K: I'll be back.
*KIRA LEAVES*
C: Great. All you readers are stuck here with me by myself. It's not like I'm going to be doing a lot of talking, is it? Oh wait! I am talking!!! I guess it's not that boring after all... but it could be. I'm not that interesting of a person by myself, but I suppose no one is... typing, typing, typing...
*CRASH*
Yipe! What was that?!
K: HEY! I FOUND YOUR BOOKCASE! IT'S ON THE FLOOR!
C: GOOD! I THOUGHT I LOST IT! *sighs heavily*
I wonder how much of my room will be dismantled by the end of the day. Now, how much stuff did she break... Why is it so quiet in there? I don't like it. *lightbulb falshes over head* KIRA, GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!!!
K: Nerts. *COMES BACK IN* Okay! Photos! I found all but Lita and Phelan!
C: Lita should be somewhere; we'll find one later. But no one has a picture of Phelan.
K: Now he's obsessed.
C: With what?
K: *imitating Phelan* "I must protect Mina; no I'm not following you. I must protect the Princess of Venus--" Oh, darn, I just told!
C: They already know.
K: Okay... Ya know, these pictures are too big. Can we cut them down to just heads after scanning?
C: Sure.
K: Off with yer body!!! Gwa ha ha! By the way, I need computer control... unless you want to scan...
C: No, that's okay. I'd just mess it up.
K: Smurf!!!
C: The little blue guys?
K: What are you talking about?
C: Never mind. You're--
K: CRAZY!!!
C: No. You're gonna scan those in, right?
K: Affirmative.
C: 10-4.
K: Pilot hat. Okay, now to cut those photos down to size. *she procedes to do so and saves each one* Ta-da! Now we can post 'em!
C: I gotta finish typing up the cards first .
K: You weren't done? Fine...
C: I had to do the font and color and stuff.
K: Stuff?
C: And things.
K: Oh-ho-ho! Of course.
*MICHAEL ENTERS*
K: Milk Dud! (seeing him)
M: Darien wasn't there. Andrew says he's at work.
C: I coulda told you that. His shedule's on the fridge!
K: Why didn't you know? Geez...
M: Wishful thinking.
*Kira and Celeste nod*
C: Finished! I'm done typing. Kira, what'd you save the photos as?
K: Am1, Lin1, Min1--
C: I get the point. Shortened names.
K: For shortened photos! Yes! Brilliant...
M: Pup, you are--
K and C: CRAZY!!!
C: We've established that. What else is new?
K: New? Well, someone is obsessed, and it isn't Phoebe!
M: Why would it be?
C: Hey, I found Serena's pic, but MIna's is blank.
K: What!? *takes over computer* Oh no! Amy! Rei! Mina! Milk Dud! Linn! Me! All gone! NOOOOO!!!
C: Rats.
K: Well, let's just get Serena's pic up and save this baby.
*they put pic up*
C: Um... It won't save.
K: Ack! Why not! Stupid demonspawn!
C: Heyy--
K: Not you. Computer.
M: Me Tarzan. You Jane. She Puppy. Ooh.
K: Shut up BravoTarzanMilkLeader.
C: She puppy... technically that's a b****.
K: Hey! No asterixes!
C: You want me to say it then?
M: Hey! My watch glows in the dark.
K: My watch is waterproof...
C: My watch tells time.
K: ...that is if I had a watch.
C: Well, then. It's certainly waterproof!
M: Hey guys, how do you save this?
K: Click the "save" button, Tarzan Dud.
M: Right. *goes to click*
K: Except that it's not working.
M: Just checking.
C: So what are we going to do?
K: Bash the computer screen in, jump around screaming and throw the entire heap off the balcony!!!
C: Kira! I've never seen you so angry before!
M: Hey! It worked! I saved it!
K: But we only have Serena's picture...
C:I guess it'll hafta do. It's getting late. We can keep those cards up all August.
K: Who's next?
C: My birthday. September 4th.
K: Oh. Well, you're not helping with that! I'll surprise you.
C: Not much of a surprise. I already know you're going to it.
K: So did you enjoy reading our conversation?
M: Who are you talking to?
C: Be sure to tune in next time, for the next mind-numbing episode of "Galaxy Gossip"! When you'll hear our mystery guest say, "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!"
M: What's going on? Why are you quoting Sailor Moon's speeches?
K: Shut up! You gave it away!
C: Twit.