Galaxy Gossip 2.5!!!
We have 2lions and you don't.  Ha. Ha.
    To recap:
Celeste:  ...I'll always be there for you.
*a piano chord sounds out of no where*
Celeste:  Yikes!
Phoebe:  What the heck was that?
   
Now let's get started with 2.5!!!
Kira:  Where did it come from?
*a piano melody begins to play*
  "You've been there for me, no matter what the cause..."
Phoebe:  What?
  "My best friend since we believed in Santa Claus..."
Celeste:  It's a song...
  "You have always stood beside me, and I want to let you know,
   I'll be the one who hears your prayer,
   Don't have to ask me, I'll be there,
   I'll be the friend you'll never have to do with out... no,
   When you have nothing at all,
   You'll still have nothing to worry about...
   Oh nothing at all..."
Kira *looking wildly about the room*:  Where is it coming from?!?
Celeste:  I like the lyrics.
  "When I was lost inside a forest of dismay,
   You always knew just how to help me find my way..."
*Serena, Luna, Amy, Rei, Lita, Mina, and Artemis enter*
Serena:  There you are, Kira!  We've been looking everywhere for you and--
Kira, Celeste, and Phoebe:  Shhh!
Phoebe:  Listen!
  "In a world that's so uncertain,
   I will promise this to you,
   I'll be the one who hears your prayer,
   Don't have to ask me, I'll be there,
   I'll be the one you'll never have to do without... no..."
Mina:  That's so sweet!
Phoebe:  What is it?
Kira:  Where is it coming from?!?
Lita:  It's background music.
Celeste:  What?
  "When you have nothing at all,
   You'll still have nothing to worry about,
   Oh no, when you have nothing at all,
   You'll still have nothing to worry about,
   Oh nothing at all, oh."
Celeste:  That was nice.
Kira:  Where did it come from?!?
Phoebe:  What starts it off?
Amy:  It doesn't come from anywhere... it just starts.
Serena:  All you have to do is feel an emotion really hard.
Kira:  That's it?
Lita:  Yup.  We've had background music lots of times.
Celeste:  Really?  When?
Serena:  I had it first.  When Jedite held a false talent show...
Phoebe:  And?
Serena:  Hold on.  I'm trying to make it come on.
*silence*
  "I...
   Wanna...
   Be...
   A Star!!!..."
*several chards boomed*
  "Each night, I sit and dream of the stars I see in magazines,
   I love to lose myself in the stories of the lives they lead, Ye-ah! 
   Why can't I be like them?
   Live a life of fortune and fame,
   I know I've got what it takes,
   I just gotta start on my way!"
Serena:  I don't remember that pat.
  "I wanna be a start, star, star!
   I wanna see my name up in lights!
   I wanna be a star, star, star!
   Gonna blaze across the sky like a meteorite!"
Serena:  That's more like it.
  "My fans will truly adore me,
   Every time I dance and sing my songs,
   I'll ride in a big fancy car,
   And take all my friends along.
   All 'round the world I'll go,
   Giving shows from east to west--"
Rei:  That's enough, Serena!  We don't need to hear the whole song, do we?
Mina:  I liked it.  *receives a glare from Rei as Rei sits on the bed*
Lita:  The next time was when we found out that Serena was Princess Serenity...
  "Deep in my soul,
   Love's so strong,
   It takes control.
   Now we both know,
   The secret's bared,
   The feelings show."
*Serena starts crying*
Amy:  What's the matter, Serena?
Serena:  Darien was
dying!  *sob!*
Rei:  Serena!  Quit it!  He's alive and well now!
*Serena's crying abates*
Serena:  Yeah.  But it was so sad!  *sniffs*
  "I'll make a wish
   On a shooting star..."
Lita: That's enough of this one, I think.  What's next?
  "There will come a day..."
Mina:  Um... Wasn't it when we fought Queen Beryl?
  "Somewhere far awa--"
*the music abruptly stops and guitar notes sound throughout  the room*
Kira:  Ooh.  I like this one!
  "Here I'm standing in the night,
   My cresent wand the only li-ight,
   Alone against my darkest fears,
   But I sense my friends are near,
   I'll draw from each the power I need,
   Evil Queen we will defeat!
   Give me the strength to carry on! 
   With all our love we can't go wrong!..."
Celeste:  Me too.  It has a 'go-get-'em-tiger' sound to it...
  "Only together we face the fi-ight!
   Nothing can stand against our might!"
*guitar solo starts*
Phoebe: 
I think it sounds kind of pathetic.  I mean, 'With all our love we can't go wrong'?
Luna:  Well, love
does power them... 'Champion of Love and Justice' sound familiar?
Artemis:  Quiet, you two.  I like this part.
Luna:  You weren't there!
Artemis:  I know, I just wanted you two to stop arguing for once.  *receives glares from other felines*
*a xylophone starts playing a melody*
  "Give me the strength to carry on!
          Carry on!
   With all our love we can't go wrong!
   Only together we face the fight!
          Face the fight!
   Nothing can stand against our might
   With all our strength the battle's won!
   With all our love we can't go wrong!
   We have the strength to carry o-o-on!"
Kira:  Yay!  That was a happy song!
Celeste:  You said it!  Wooha!
*both receive questioning looks from the group*
Phoebe:  What came next?
Artemis:  After the scouts defeated Queen Beryl, they returned to their normal lives.
Celeste:  Normal lives?
Amy:  We weren't Scouts anymore.
Kira:  Whoa.
Celeste:  I couldn't imagine it.
Phoebe:  So what was the song?
Luna:  Hold on.
  "Got up this mornin'
   On the right side of my bed,
   With all these crazy thoughts
   Screamin' through my hea-ea-ea-ead
   I can't wait to see
   What this world, holds for me,
   Oh-oh.  It's a new day."
Celeste:  Whoa!  Some one was super-positive that day!
Serena:  Well, we
did win.  And Queen Beryl was majorly tough.
Amy:  Next came Lita's song.
Kira:  Lita has her own song?  I want a song!
Lita:  It was about how Ken always--
Celeste:  Who's Ken?
Lita:  He's a friend.
Kira:  A friend?
Lita:  A good friend.
Kira:  A good friend? 
Rei:  You know, guys and girls can just be friends.
Celeste:  Yeah.
Serena:  Yeah?
Mina:  Yeah.
Lita:  What were we talking about again?
Mina:  Um, you were telling us about Ken, right?
Lita:  Oh yeah.
Serena:  So... Lita!  Are you guys an item yet?
Amy:  Yes!  Inquiring minds want to know!
Lita:  Nooo; I haven't seen him in a while.  I miss him.
  "Rainy Day Man
       Rainy Day Man"
*piano measures*
  "When I think about the first time
    I thought I found some one who cared for me"
Lita:  Alright, cut it out.  It's depressing.  What about when we fought the 4 sisters and Rubeus, huh?
*Rainy Day Man is replaced with guitar chords*
Amy:  No, there was one before that, when I was going to study abroad.
*guitar abruptly stops*
Serena:  What?  Really?
Amy:  Yes.  *concentrating*  *acoustic guitar starts*  Ah, there it is.
  "I hear the voice of my destiny call
   And I know I must go find my way.
  The hardest part will be leaving you all
   And I'll miss you much more that words can say." 
Amy:  Wait, that's really different.
Rei:  I didn't know you could sing, Amy!  It sounds just like you.
Amy:  Yes, but the song was different then.
Kira:  So the Background Music Gods updated it for the new season!
All:  What?
Kira:  Nothing.
  "Only a memory away..."
*they sit through until the end of the song*
  "...Only a memory a-wa-a-a-aaaaaaaa-ay!"
Rei:  Whoa, bad ending, Amy!
Amy:  It wasn't like that the first time...
Mina:  I still want to hear the other song.  *she concentrates, a look of anger on her face*  Yes!  I got it!
  "Yeah!  Yeah! 
   A crash of thunder, a brilliant flash of light!
   A battle has begun and only one will win the fight!"
Kira:  Well, duh!
Mina:  It was a lot less silly sounding at the time; we were facing the 4 sisters and Rubeus all at once!
Serena:  That was a tough fight.  We almost lost Rini, but Tuxedo Mask swept in and saved her.
Kira:  *listening to the song as the others talked*  Ya know, I'll bet his name is Stan.
Serena:  Tuxedo Mask!?!
Kira:  No, I know
his name.  The guy singing!  His name is Stan.  He sounds like a Stan.  He's just a Stan kinda guy!
Celeste:  Whatever.
*all continue to listen to the marvelous song*
  "She's got the power!
   Yeah!  Yeah!
   P-p-p-power, power!
   She's got the power!"
Kira:  'Kay Stan, we get the point.
Artemis:  You know, I get the feeling she has the power...
  "Yeah!  Yeah!
   P-p-p-power, power!
   She's got the power!"
Kira:  I said, quit it!
  "She's got the power!"
Kira:  How do you work this thing!  Gyaaahhh!!!
*Stan shuts up and 'Hall of the Mountain King' (you know, Chernabog, from Fantasia?) comes on*  Kira:  Whoa.  Cool.  Did I do that?
Serena:  Yep.  *she thinks*  There were only two more songs after Stan.  One when Rini and I killed Wiseman, and then when you guys tried to overthrow me!
Luna:  They weren't trying to overthrow you, Serena.
Rei:  Oh yes we were.
Serena:  Hey!  I'm the leader, okay?
*'Hall of the Mountain King' is replaced by electric guitar intro*
  "You say you're cool, and you're strong.
   You say you'll lead, and I should tag along.
   But would you cry, (huh!) you'd be a mess,
   If we just showed up at a party in the same new dress!"
*Kira starts giggling*
Rei:  What?
Kira:  You
would!
  "You say you're brave, Sailor Scout,
   But it's too late to tell me that you don't ditz out,
   'Cause spacey things, that you've said,
   Prove that you're got moon rocks rolling in your head!"
Serena:  Hey!
  "Who do you think you are?
   Who do you think you are?
   You say you're best by fa-a-ar,
   Who do you think you are?"
Celeste:  Serena!  Rei!  It sounds just like you two!
  "When it's time
   To stand and fight,
   You'd rather pine for that cute guy that you met last night!"
Phoebe:  She has a good arguement...
  "You're all talk, non-stop.
   You think that it's so cherry in the leader spot,
   You say your way never fails,
   Well I might as well sit home and paint my fingernails!"
Lita:  What?!?
Mina:  What?
Lita:  That makes no sense!
Kira:  But it rhymes, so all is right with the world.
Lita:  Fine.
Amy:  That's enough of this song.
*song stops*
Celeste:  So what was the song before that?
*Serena, Amy, Rei, Lita, and Mina all start concentrating hard, very hard*
  "There comes a time
   When you face the toughest of fights,
   Searching for a sign,
   Lost in the darkest of nights.
   The wind blows so cold,
   Standing alone,
   Before the battle's begun.
   But deep in your soul,
   The future unfolds,
   As bright as the rays of the sun!
   You've got to belie-ieve!
   In the power of love!..."
Phoebe:  Oh please!  Not another love-ditty.
Luna:  And why are you so opposed to it?
Phoebe:  Because it sounds stupid!
Luna:  But it's a driving force!
Artemis:  Will you two quit it!
Luna and Phoebe:  Stay out of this!!!
*the quarreling continues as the song goes on...*
  "Blazing emotion.
   There's a light that flows from your heart.
   It's a chain reaction,
   And nothing will keep us apart!"
Rei:  That's enough of this song.  The moment's over and, I personally, want it to stay that way.
*Other inner senshi nod in agreement*
Celeste:  Is that all of 'em?
Amy:  The ones we've experienced, yes.
Serena:  So you try it, Celeste!  Kira already figured it out; it's your turn.
Mina:  Just pick an emotion and concentrate on it.
Celeste:  Um, okay.
*She's quiet for several minutes and it looks as if she's staring off into space*
Lita:  Celeste?
Celeste:  Got it!
*a heavy beat begins along with a melody of synthesized sounds*
  "Got a feeling you're the one now-- my heart's beating for ya stronger
   Everyday I'm dreaming of you-- what's a girl in love to do, huh?"
Kira:  Ooh.  Funky.
  "Got emotions that are real and growing-- can't seem to keep 'em from a'showing
   Just want to shout out to the sky: 'Please be mine!'"
Kira:  I don't think it's your type...
  "I want someone to love-- to give my everything
   I just want to be with you, be with you, baby
   'Cause if had your love, I'd have everything
   I just want to be with you, be with you, baby, baby, yea-eah!"
Kira:  Groovy.
Mina:  Tres cool!
Celeste:  I like it!
*music abruptly stops*
Celeste:  Rats.  I'll have to work on that.
Kira:  Awesome song!
Amy:  We've never had one that... um... 'hip-hop' before.
Phoebe:  Ha!  Celeste did something you guys haven't done before!
Celeste:  Phoebe!
Artemis:  Well, Kira did classical and we've never done that before either.  *recieves a glare from Phoebe*
Mina:  Oh dear!  Look at the time!
Celeste:  Yikes!  I'm supposed to be home by now!
Serena:  Me too!  Mom's gonna skin me!  *darts out the door*
Amy:  I should be doing my homework...
Rei:  I have chores to do...
Kira:  I have to mow the carpet...
Lita:  What?
Kira:  Mow the carpet.
Lita:  Whatever.  I gotta go.
Serena (from outside):  AHHHHHHH!  *rushes back in*  Youma!
Mina:  Oh well, another day, another battle.  VENUS STAR POWER!
Rei:  MARS STAR POWER!
Lita:  JUPITER STAR POWER!
Amy:  MERCURY STAR POWER!
Kira:  Hey!  There's theme music when you transform!
Sailor Mars:  You have it too.  Now transform!
Kira:  Right.  ANDROMEDA GALACTIC POWER!  Ooh.  You're right!
Celeste:  EARTH GEM POWER!  Heh, whaddaya know...
Serena:  MOON CRYSTAL POWER!  Let's go!
All:  Right!  *all rush out the door*
Sailor Terrestria:  Wait!  How about some theme music?
*Sailor Moon pauses and concetrates*
Sailor Moon:  There.  C'mon!
  "Fighting evil by moonlight,
   Winning love by daylight,
   Never running from a real fight,
   She is the one named Sailor Moon!..."
Phoebe:  Couldn't be any more original...
It's over!!!  Finally!!!   It only took forever and three days...  All the songs are from the "Lunarock" and "Sailor Moon" CD's.  They're not ours, but we wish they were.  The end.