You may be a (youma, droid, cardian, heart snatcher, Russian figure skater) if...
Kira              Celeste
10)  You can disappear through the floor...or wall...or ceiling.
               
I've always thought that would be a useful talent... 
                  
Ssh.  What if people think you're a youma?
9)  You drive a disappearing bus.
               
Bye bye Bus.
8)  Your great hair doubles as a weapon!
               
Have you ever gone swimming with someone with really long hair?  Ack!
                  
It's like a drag net; you know, the ones that catch fish.
7)  All of the special one-time offers at your workplace involve the key words, "Must be a group of five to qualify for this offer."
             
Misha!
                 
Janelle!
6)  Your conversational skills are limited to your name.
               
Wait, so you mean all the Pokemon are....youma?
                  
Why do you think they scare so many people?
5)  You get a strange and uncontrollable urge to wrap someone in vines when you hear the word, "ENERGY."
                
I get a strange and uncontrollable urge to whack someone over the head when I hear the word, "Confetti."
                  
You would.
4)  You have trouble recognizing people when they change their clothes or hairstyles.
                
This one doesn't need a comment.
                     
Nope.
3)  You have the wonderful talent of changing from an ordinary person to a crazed maniac with really strange accessories.
                 
That's called "Halloween."
2)  You work at FM. 10, Slick Chicks Beauty Salon, Bob-Floy Ice Cream Parlour, Dreamland, Beauty 4 You, Crystal Seminar Cram School, Fancy Omazinai House, Maxi-5 Homemade Cakes, Rose Finishing School, House of Love Bracelets, etc...etc...etc...
               
Woah.  I guess I'm not getting a summer job at any of THOSE places!
1)  You suddenly find yourself on the receiving end of the phrase, "In the name of the Moon, I will punsih you!"
So the little Sailors want to leave?
Fine.  Run back home.