Willie-boy silly boy was drunk as could be
He hardly could walk and barely could see,
Stumbling on down the sidewalk best he could
He wandered into the wrong neighborhood.

Lillie-girl silly girl was stoned so well
Walking was flying and she couldn’t tell
Turn a trick get a fix and fly some more
You did not have to think to be a whore

Millie-girl frilly girl was so proper
Driving into town just for a popper,
They keep her body trim and life style active,
Now the uppers were how she had to live.

Silly boy paused to relieve his too full bladder
Silly girl watched cause that did not matter
She chatted to him while he was midstream,
Frilly girl saw them and just had to scream.

Officer Sue was having a rough night
Heard the screaming and thought it was a fight,
Unluckily for Sue she wasn’t too far
Turned the corner and ran into her car.

Frilly disheveled spilt her pills on the seat
Willie was still there watering the street
Officer Sue had to call in some back up
Having a tough time just keeping from crack up

All were arrested and taken downtown
Locked in cells making great protesting sound,
Officer Sue returned back to her beat
Just another night out on city streets