Bad Situations At School, where you act a fool Noone likes you, noone thinks your cool So you get fustrated, and you get the urge You pull your pants down, and take a dump - In the middle of the HALLWAY When you're down, and you have a frown And you get in a Bad Situation All you gotta do is Take a shit in your pants It works everytimmmeee At Church, you want to burch Everyone hates you, you feel like Lurch So you get mad, walk up to the Podium Pull your pants down, and take a shit by the Preacher When you're down, and you have a frown And you get in a Bad Situation All you gotta do is Take a shit in your pants It works everytimmmeee At Dinner, you want to be a winner Everyone looks at you, like you're a sinner You get pissed off, you stand on the table You pull your pants down, and take a shit - In the middle of the restaurant When you're down, and you have a frown And you get in a Bad Situation All you gotta do is Take a shit in your pants It works everytimmmeee Situations arise, you tome to realize That getting out of bad situations Act for a call of duty Act for a call of doody Yeaaaaaahhhhhh When you're down, and you have a frown And you get in a Bad Situation All you gotta do is Take a shit in your pants It works everytimmmeee