One day, Robert was feeling witty, and he went up to a random bum, and started having a conversation with him, in Roberts attempt, he tries to make the Hobo feel sad, and have no reason to live, but somehow it backfires, listen in.Hello Random Hobo. What year is it? 2046 I've been a bum for 46 years already? I imagine so. Where am I? Rome, Italy. How did I get here? Uhh, I don't know, you tell me. I think I was abucted by Aliens and like probed for awhile Yeah, you do have a gaping anus. What's that? A Medical Condition. Thats what I was thinking. How long have you been in this spot? Why are you asking me all these questions, can I have a dollar. No, you may not have a dollar. I want a dollar damnit I don't have any money. ** Hobo Clobs Robert over the head and takes all his clothes and his wallet and walks off ** I'm rich biatch. ** I awake several hours later to find myself in just my boxers and socks and realize it was time to end the conversation **