I'd like to say hello To a nice fellow Eating some Jello While we're mellow - mellow I bet you'd like to see my rank While I put on some Stank There my mind went Blank Wait, look at that Skank - Skank Look at my cat While I hit it with a woofle ball bat - woofle ball bat I'd just like to say Where is my pay I'd like it to-day I like the Month of May Because I sit by the bay - bay Fuck this Rhyme shit It won't be a hit I just do this so it'll fit I better sit Before I knit - knit Look at this Pug Sittin by the Rug Drinking from a Mug From the whole he Dug - Dug