I rode my bike naked one day I told myself I'd do it today I rode my bike naked in this guys yard While they're watching the tub of lard - In a can by dan, sittin by the pan I'm going crazy, so crraazzzy But I'm getting lazy and a little hazy If I don't stop, I'm goin, goin to the Mental Hospital I cut down some trees Without hearing there pleas Or getting on there knees I decided to cut on a power line - In a Bine of shrine, cuttin by the mine I'm going crazy, so crraazzzy But I'm getting lazy and a little hazy If I don't stop, I'm goin, goin to the Mental Hospital I pissed in a mail-box While being recorded on fox I asked to Box So I decided to piss in the van - So I ran Into Dan, with his pan I'm going crazy, so crraazzzy But I'm getting lazy and a little hazy If I don't stop, I'm goin, goin to the Mental Hospital I decided to sweep the highway I'd do it my way Or else they'd all pay So I decided to use a broom - By a pit of doom by a Shroom, with a Groom I'm going crazy, so crraazzzy But I'm getting lazy and a little hazy If I don't stop, I'm goin, goin to the Mental Hospital