| Good Pick Up Lines |
| What you are about to read are pick up lines that I think are funny, and may potentially use, so read along. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! |
| Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?? I thought you knew. Forget That! Playing Doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? {Slap} Hey! I thought you liked Pizza? Hey Babe, wanna play Lion? She: Ok You go kneel over there, and I'll throw you my meat. I am a magical being, take off your bra. I wanna put my thingy, into your thingy. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there... You are rubber, I'm glue, whatever you say, I bet I will fuck you... Look out into the night sky, you see that bright light to the right of the red one? That is a comet that is streaking here at 35,456 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in an hour. So, wanna fuck? Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, I just wanted to ask. Can you spell ICUP? She: I-C-U-P You saw me pee? (Then laugh profusely) Hold out two fingers and say, "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" She: I don't know Cause they're mine sweetheart. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. Would you like to dance? Or should I go fuck myself again? If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you? Hi, do you speak English? She: Yes. Oh, me too. Sit on my face, and let me get to 'nose' you better. Lets take a shower together -- you smell. You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? Twice. Your dad must have been retarded, cause you are special. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. She: What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! Sooooo, you're a girl huh? Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you happy to see me? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel across the street. Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards is 'letom'? Uhh, do you like come here often? Huh huhhuh I said come. You like need a man in your life, and like I need a woman. Let's like get into each others lives or whatever. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like to heavy. huhuhuhuh get it? |