I went to my Grandmothers for the weekend She was weird, and had a beard And her name was Mel When I got there, I nearly shit my pants I heard her rants, about some ants Mommy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me to run So she can chase meeeee Daddy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me done So she can get someeeee That night, I stayed in my dads old room I got scared and grabbed a broom To clob her with I heard her plea to rub her feet I knew I was beat I told her no, she told me to goooooo Mommy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me to run So she can chase meeeee Daddy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me done So she can get someeeee The next morning, I took a shower I could feel her power On the door knob She wanted in, I grabbed the Gin Incase of a Sin - to murder She said to open, I told her no, and she said to goooooooo Mommy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me to run So she can chase meeeee Daddy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me done So she can get someeeee I tried to call home, she grabbed a can of Foam And pulled the cord, I had to grab a sword To defend myself Then she pulled down her pants, I went blind, I couldn't find - my wayyy ouutttttt Mommy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me to run So she can chase meeeee Daddy! Granny's Got a Gun She wants me done So she can get someeeee Mommy, come get me Daddy, come help me This bitch is weird This bitch is psycho Help meeeeeeeee Fuck! Here comes granny - Submit