My dad always told me That your hands become your best friend, When you hit Puberty I told him not me As far as I can see I'm not that kinda boy I'm committed I married my left and Right hand But you don't understand How good they are to meeee One day, my friend Captain Winky popped up I tried asking him what's up All he did was move back and forth - and Told me to head north - to the bathroom I tried to resist But I had to assist - Captain Winky I'm committed I married my left and Right hand But you don't understand How good they are to meeee How do I start, do I take it apart I'm so confused right now I thought it was broken, but I started strokin And I felt so good then, I wondered when It would be finished I tried to stop, but I couldn't I'm committed I married my left and Right hand But you don't understand How good they are to meeee Is this the end, do I need to send My stuff to someone, but I said no I wanted to do it some mo', I got the hang of it Seems like everyday, that's all I did Then I fell in loveeeeee I'm committed I married my left and Right hand But you don't understand How good they are to meeee My hands, help me through the day My hands, make me feel better My hands, do wonders for me My hands, My haaaannnndddsssss I'm committed I married my left and Right hand But you don't understand How good they are to meeee