I met this girl Thought she was cool So one day, we went to the pool She bent over And I started to drool Then I seen her sack, it was bigger than mine Love, Hate, and whatever Take it back, and let me review All my mistakes that I made before I seen this girl Thought she was hot So One Day I went to pick on her slot She said you pervert, and she hit me alot Then I seen her Mustache, and it was thicker than mine Love, Hate, and whatever Take it back, and let me review All my mistakes that I made before I fought this girl Thought she was weak She hit me hard, and I started to leak Then I realized I was just a geek Then I seen her muscles and they where bigger than mine Love, Hate, and whatever Take it back, and let me review All my mistakes that I made before I married this girl Thought she was sweet When she bit, she took a chunk of my meat It's a good thing it was only my feet Then I seen her teeth, and they where sharper than mine Love, Hate, and whatever Take it back, and let me review All my mistakes that I made before