My biggest fear, well it all involves one thing. Being bitten by a snake while taking a crap. I mean, they're sneaky and they can climb up through and bite you. Also, I'd hate to be robbed while taking a crap, mid-way. Robber busts through the bathroom door, I mean...What do you do in that situation? I'd be totally defenseless. I'd almost want to say "Excuse me, can I...finish? Then kill me?" Cause I'd hate to be known as the guy who was killed while taking a crap, cause that's embarassing, and your family would have to deal with that. Ugh, that is my worse fear. It's weird, yeah, but think about it.