| The Sex Poem |
| Baby, I gotta tell you Those warts on your leg are sexy Baby, I gotta warn you That Acne is making me hot Baby, I gotta show you That your wooden leg is nice This is a sex poem I wish you'd know em' That everything I do is SEXY And you want to make it - hot Please, I want to see you In that size 28 dress Please, I want to touch you On the corns of your feet Please, let me feel you On the rough loose skin of yours This is the sex poem I wish you'd know em' That everything I do is SEXY And you want to make it - hot Oh, why you torture me With your balding head Oh, why don't you warn me With those lazy eyes Oh, why don't you come closer So I can see your wrinkly skin This is the sex poem I wish you'd know em' That everything I do is SEXY And you want to make it - hot Please baby, Please baby I want you, I need you Please girl, Please honey I gotta see you, I gotta feel you Yeah, Yeah, Yeeeeaaaahhhh This is the sex poem I wish you'd know em' That everything I do is SEXY And you want to make it - hot |