Emoticons And Other Stuff

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.   Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Breast icons

Finally, something to put on your mobile phone text messages other than smiley faces. . . .

(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(+)(+) Fake silicone breasts
( * )( * ) Perky breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) Against the shower door breasts
| o | | o | Android breasts
( $ )( $ ) Martha Stewart's breasts

Ass icons

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_)a regular ass
(__!__)a fat ass
(!)a tight ass
(_^_)a bubble ass
(_*_)a sore ass
{_!_}a swishy ass
(_o_)an ass that's been around
(_x_)kiss my ass
(_X_)leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)a tired ass
(_o^o_)a wise ass
(_E=mc2_)a smart ass
(_$_)Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)Dumb ass