I am a lazy lard, dumb ass
I got no job,
I got no pay,
But thats ok, cuz i know that i'm gonna die of some tooth decay
Beer, Oi!, its ok, we'll get drunk another day
I am 18 and my name is Doormatt,
Some people say that I look like a rat,
I got a shitty job,
But I can't pay my rent,
But when I'm 19 I'm gonna buy you all beer
Beer, Oi!, its ok, we'll get drunk another day
I am 16, well sooner or later,
My name is... the DONNINATOR
I am here 'cuz I got a problem,
If I see 2-4... I'll drink all of 'em
Beer, Oi!, its ok, we'll get drunk another day
Beer, Oi!, its ok, we'll get drunk another day
Beer, Oi!, its ok, we'll get drunk another fuckin' day!!