Next morning, Pimkie found himself full of hangoveron bed. He lived alone
 but he wasn`t sleeping at his usual place, but  in a strange
 "cave-house", somewhere in the jack pine-forest of Monkey Island .
He  had been dreaming of princess Dooooooollis Hill, still
single, and...Pimkie desired her, but King Toto didn`t give her to him as
 wife after that glorious Picadilly sea-battle 2 years before, just because he was
 just "a pirate". Ever since, he kepot dreaming about her eeeeeevery night...:
"Where am I??" he saw an old man in white beard, sitting by him. "Listen..." They
 dialogued for a while. Rulfus was the old man`s name
He happened to have found a rhum bottle on the coast
2 days before... with a treasure map... A treasure stolen to
 Neeeeeeasden Kingdom hundred years ago... A treasure forever searched by the
 couple of dinasties in the Island.
Anyways Rulfus had the chance to find it, and
 not too ar from Monkey Island in fact.
For an unknown reason, the treasure was buried at one
 of the three cementeries in Buggey-Buggey Island (BBI were the signs
 down on the mqp...signed in blood... and probably the message was put in that
 rhum bottle and thrown to the sea, -maybe before someone got killed to get
 it...just because they could also read:
"my life`s in danger...do it for the King`s crown").
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Pimkie thought of Dollis Hill right after having a wide look at the map.
But it had to be a secret mission. Rulfus had visited King Toto,
purposing him the idea of sending Pimkie in that secret mission all alone.
Basically because he showed he was brave 2
 years before at Picadilly's battle, rescuing Princess Dido from the
BBI`pirateses "paws".
However, Toto wanted to make sure that Pimkie deserved his Dido,
 and the deal could let Rulfus get a place at that the royal castle as reward too.

SOOO, Pimkie accepted and next day day, he got some food, his "battle bandana", some
 rhum, some advices from the old man, the map... and, before leaving in his
 usual little boat (the "Norma Jean"), he told Rulfus:
"Man, if I get out
 of this still alive, you`ll be my wedding`s godfather".
"Sure why nooooot,
 he, he, he!" -said the old Rulfus, laughing as an old wizard.
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A stormy morning next day was waiting for him. His friends at rhum-bar
 missed him the night before, for he hadn`t showed up for playing cards as
 usual...and, of course, cheating as he was used to doing.
Pimkie could not trust them for the
mission. He left the Monkey Bay on his way once the sea storm stopped for a
 while...but some hours later it came back. However he was lucky because BBI was right
 there, but even though his boat sank and he had to swim till the nearest coast, the
 main things with, and  the map included.
  But that map was kind of magic and evil at the same time...
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  Once Pimkie reached the coast swimming,
the sky started getting dark after the storm up
 there, and our pirate looked forward to avoiding the royal
 guardians, hiding behind some
 boxes of tasty fish right on the town.
He was in a corner and suddenly hit one of the guardians on
 head, borrowing his clothes (because his got really wet):
"That way you`ll sleep for some hours while I take your clothes"
-said Pimkie while hidding the soldier carefully somewhere.
He looked at the map and...:
"Stupid Rulfus...what a nonsense map he gave
me!. Anyway, I`ll go crying at this ' Weeping Witch"`s
 place to ask her".
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(ONCE AT THE WEEPING WITCH'S PLACE...)

"Hey, little boy, I wanna marry you", -said first
 the Weeping Witch once
our pirate reached her cave, with no difficulties.
"We...weelll: I`m already married, an...d".
"Noooooo!!",-reploied violently the old woman, sitting by
 a strange tarot-table. Finally, she started weeping like a kid.
 After 15 minutes sleeping (Pimkie had to go out and smoke some
 Neeeeasden tobacco meanwhile), Pimkie gave her
the map and he got to understand what
 that woman "kind of" explained to him.
He needed a key to open the trasure-box
 hidden at Hollow cementery, at Jim Chiquita`s coffin
 (a pirate dead 100 years before).

However the key was at Richard Dragon`s cave.  He would need a
diamond to keep the dragon's attention while finding the key
 somewhere in the cave under Calabaza Mountains more at North.
But where in to find a diamond in one
of the poorest islands of the region?
The Witch had given him an answer for that too:
"At Pink cementery exactly. At the ancient Jim governor`s grave".
This one was carefully surveyed by some guardians:
The governor was buried with his favourite diamond
ever since he left the world 5 years before...:
"I remember I cried for
 1 year when our excellence Jim Corrie died about
 that time...he was more
 than a simple governor...",
 -said the Witch.

 "But wait, little cute boy!!". I wanna eat you someday,
 sexy one,... with that cute
 uniform of soldier you`re wearing!! Will you let me do it..?"
"One of this years maybe.." -replied our pirate
while disappearing like the lightning.

"Nooooo!!" - Pimkie could hear the cries even
even 300 meters away.
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A long while later, our "little cute pirate"  found the rest of
 guardians sorrounding the grave at Pink cementery:
"Hi you all: got some cards and rhum... What if we played
 for a while?".
"SUUUUURE!! ... Finally a smart man coming up
 with smart ideas
taking us out from this boring hours here" -cried one of
the enthusiastic guardians.
In fact, Pimkie had 4 rhum bottles with
 And that was a strong rhum, he was used to...But not the soldiers.
These last ones fell drunk and  completely asleep
 soon after the first hour playing.
So Pimkie profited from that to open the grave, and had lots of
 difficulties for that...right till he found that skeleton down there and
 a sparkly diamond sticked on the left arm:
"Gosh, this guy loved so much his diamond that he
joined it to his bone forever!!".
Anyways Pimkie finally had to get half an arm, with the diamond there.
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After a big supper under a huge palm tree,
Pimkie slept in a kind of old hostel.
He had heard from some
 other voices there that he was wanted all across the country (for hitting
 that guardian at harbour), but nobody noticed.

So, early next morning, he payed and left taking
 some food with and almost
a day to reach those Calabaza Mountains.
Richard Dragon`s cave was full
 of flames and hot...pretty hot!.
However, Pimkie's guardian uniform
 got to protect  him...:
"HEY; YOU...in 10 SECONDS, you`ll take part
of my stomach, HE, HE, HE!!."
A big dragon rushed into him, trying to bite his head. Pimkie
knew well how to react, thanks to his braveness. He right away
avoided the Dragon's paws, while unhiding the diamond from his pocket:

 "Stupid dragon, look at this". The light of the
 flammes made it bright enough to catch dragon`s attention:
 "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" "Is it for
 me???", -said the dragon in a pretty lower pitty-voice.
"Maybe, but first I need 3 favors of yours, stup..., I mean beautiful dragon.
"3 FAVORRRRRRS????"
 "That`s it, otherwise, I^ll swallow the diamond and
 even if you eat me
 you would never find it" -replied our pirate.
"EATING YOU? Ha, ha! I just say that thing to frighten strange
 people coming. BUT diamonds are diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiamongs!!:)."

  Good so listen to me: "Gotta go to Pearl Harbor
 - from where I came throughout the
 storm- and get me a boat there... burning eeeeeevery
 guardian you find there if they opposed.
GO and then I`ll wait you here while I think of the
 2 more conditions".

 And before he pronounced the word "conditions", he
 saw the dragon flying in the sky.
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 "So, where is the stupid key?", wondered Pimkie himself.
 He found it some minutes later... right when he
 saw the dragon coming back to the cave like a flash:
"Here I am!" -said the beast with a smile.
"Good job, my dragon...now
 lets go to Hollow Cementery, and then I`ll tell you my 3rd wish.
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"300 miles in 15 minutes!" That`s good flying, my
 dragon! Wait here!" -said Pimkie once they got to their destination point.
 "Sure!", -replied Dragon while Pimkie tried to find that Jim Corrie's crazy-coffin.
 
"Here you are!!... BUT got no pale to dig!! An I only
 got a wish left!! "I`ll use my helmet...and it`s been a storm
here recently, so digging will be easier... hopefully!

4 hours later dragon came and Pimkie had
the treasure already by him, with a smile.
 Dragon had burned the only harbour in the island and eeeeverybody was
 there. Nobody at cementery then.
"SO NOW LET´S GO
 BACK TO MONKEY ISLAND,
 because that`s my third wish -said our happy pirate after a whistle.
The treasure was full of beautiful weird crowns
 belonging to Toto`s dinasty, but Pimkie only thought
of his Doooooollis Hill princess.
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"Mmmmmmmmmm! I want you to be my
 godfather, little dragon".
 "SURE!!!, said Richard Dragon while approaching to
 Neaaaaaaaaasden Kingdom".

  Sure that he would marry "his Doooollis",
Pimkie gave the diamond to the dragon once he left him on land,

 Richard promised to come back for our pirate s supposed wedding.

The king received Pimkie and Rulfus with the
 treasure, all happy. AND soon after that, once Dooooollis Hill
 appeared on scene, he our pirate almost
 fainted of emotion... However:
"What are my eyes seeing??". Pimkie saw the
 Weeping Witch appearing magically from the shadows:

 "Since I coulnd`t eat your sexy body,
your Dooollis Hill will be my frog from now..".

"Nooooo!" -cried Pimkie-...
  ...And, YES, poor Doooooollis turned into a frog.

So the King  fainted like in all
 the fairy tales, of course.

"I`ll turn her back into a human if you let me eat you,
 little soldier". Rulfus was shocked, but he knew her and said:
"I`ll marry you, my Witch" -cried Rulf surprisingly.

"Really?!!!!!!!!!" Pimkie was even more shocked, but...
But the witch turned Doooollis into a human again, and
 Rulfus, who was really a
 magician, turned the weeping witch into a
 beautiful, young, smiley, good
 witch...
"I like you better this way:),"
said Rulfus,
 smiling. "I think I'll marry you for sure now."

  AND 2 WEDDINGS WERE CELEBRATED THEN, at the same
 time... a time of fog and
 glory, of sun and smile. Rulfus then said to Pimkie:

 "Now I can`t be your
 godfather, since I am getting married too".

"Don`t worry...", -said Pimkie
 whistling. And, suddenly, Richard Dragon
came from the skies to this whistle... And even if all of
 the people in the 2 weedings at Toto`s Castle were a
 bit shocked because of it,
 Richard was welcome and enjoyed the party too.
 
THE END (FIN:)
 

    PS: "Your godfather?", said Rulfus
  "Sure why nooooooooot!", smiled
 Pimkie:)