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| we now approach the more sensitive part of the travel guide. Dealing with a foreign culture. Remember you are new to the place and are not familiar with their behaviour and customs. Be accomodating and understanding. And most of all, do not reveal too much about yourself as they may decide that you are disgusting and proceed to crucify you. |
| rule no. 1 Put a cucumber in your trousers pocket. This will convey a message of trepidation to your host. They will treat you kindly and smile at you constantly. You will nearly be a king to them. Most cultures worship cucumbers. You will find their women folk giggling in admiration of you. rule no. 2 If your host country natives speak in their native tongue and you dont understand, just smile and nod. This will send a warm message to your host natives that you are an agreeable and friendly person. Only make sure that you are not affirming a desire for bondange and anal sex. rule no. 3 if you miss the taste of chicken, simply place five fingers atop your head and make the "puk puk puk" sound. Your host will understand your needs. Should you require specific parts of the chicken... repeat the action and add the following actions. "point to your ass" bishops nose "point to your thigh" chicken thigh "bend your arm and point to it" chicken wing "pretend you have a breast and squeeze it" breastmeat |
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