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| DISILLUSIONED MAN OBSESSED WITH MISS PIGGY Its location : parties organised via websites for discreet mutual satisfactions. Its weapon : armed with horrifying makeup and ambigious rock "satan" symbol (this cretin did it wrong). Remedy : apply punch to the object in its mouth and run quickly. the punch should suffice to put the miserable creature in tears. |
| Be warned of these dangers lurking around you. This webpage will show you where to avoid such creatures and tell you how dangerous they are. Should you encounter any of them, the remedies are listed under each of them |
| AUNT JUDY THE OVERSTAYER OF HOSPITALITY Its location : your home Its weapon : mental scarring (leaves a scar on your brain with its image) Remedy : when she shows up on your door step uninvited, refuse to answer the door despite her incessant ringing of the door bell, do not leave the house and do not collect your newspapers. also do not change the status of your lights and sound in your house. This will cause aunt judy to think you left home with all the lights and tv on. Then escape thru the back door. However, becareful. She may be waiting there as well. |
| UNSPEAKABLE HORROR SPECIAL WARNING : there is no defence against this creature. just run... |
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