Hi there again folks.  I have yet another crazy convo for you to read.  This time i was msged out of the blue by this idiot from india.  Apparently he was looking for love.  Enjoy!


life_theory2003 (11:44:20 PM): hi
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:44:23 PM): umm hi
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:44:27 PM): who are you?

life_theory2003 (11:44:33 PM): a/s/l?pls
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:44:43 PM): do i know you???
life_theory2003 (11:44:56 PM): yes
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:45:09 PM): from sl3?
life_theory2003 (11:45:43 PM): india
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:46:08 PM): india?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:46:14 PM): you're from india?

life_theory2003 (11:46:26 PM): yes
life_theory2003 (11:46:27 PM): u?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:47:11 PM): i'm from the US
life_theory2003 (11:47:32 PM): name?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:47:42 PM): jessica
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:47:43 PM): you?

life_theory2003 (11:48:01 PM): anand
life_theory2003 (11:48:06 PM): m/f?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:48:13 PM): i'm female
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:48:20 PM): u?

life_theory2003 (11:48:26 PM): m
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:48:38 PM): m? mother?
life_theory2003 (11:48:47 PM): is that ur pic?
life_theory2003 (11:48:48 PM): male
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:49:17 PM): no thats my mother
life_theory2003 (11:49:42 PM): what do u do?
life_theory2003 (11:50:23 PM): be quick
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:50:37 PM): i'm a waitress
life_theory2003 (11:50:45 PM): where?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:50:50 PM): in the US
life_theory2003 (11:51:01 PM): i mean city?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:51:31 PM): chicago
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:51:33 PM): u?

life_theory2003 (11:51:41 PM): delhi
life_theory2003 (11:51:49 PM): add me
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:51:55 PM): add you to what
life_theory2003 (11:52:06 PM): as ur friend
life_theory2003 (11:52:10 PM): r u muslim?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:52:22 PM): no i'm not muslim
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:52:24 PM): u?

life_theory2003 (11:52:48 PM): mohammed writtien in ur profile
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:52:55 PM): yeah thats for fun
life_theory2003 (11:53:04 PM): what fun?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:53:22 PM): i had a boyfriend called mohammed
life_theory2003 (11:53:29 PM): then?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:53:36 PM): then he dumped me
life_theory2003 (11:53:46 PM): dumped?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:53:58 PM): yes dumped D-U-M-P
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:54:05 PM): past tense

life_theory2003 (11:54:08 PM): mean?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:54:19 PM): meaning "throwing rubbish away"
life_theory2003 (11:54:25 PM): ok
life_theory2003 (11:54:32 PM): add me as ur friend
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:54:42 PM): *adds you* (note i did not add him. i merely typed "add" to him)
life_theory2003 (11:54:51 PM): yes
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:55:12 PM): *adds you again*
life_theory2003 (11:55:26 PM): add me in ur messenger
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:55:36 PM): *adds you in my messenger*
life_theory2003 (11:55:42 PM): yes
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:55:51 PM): how old are you?
life_theory2003 (11:56:15 PM): 26
life_theory2003 (11:56:17 PM): u?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:56:21 PM): 22
life_theory2003 (11:56:29 PM): married?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:56:40 PM): no i'm single with 3 kids
life_theory2003 (11:56:52 PM): single and 3 kids?
life_theory2003 (11:56:57 PM): how?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:57:03 PM): yes didnt you read that?
life_theory2003 (11:57:11 PM): what?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:57:11 PM): how? i had sex 3 times
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:57:16 PM): so three kids

life_theory2003 (11:57:20 PM): with whome?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:57:27 PM): with that guy mohammed
life_theory2003 (11:57:36 PM): he fucked u
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:57:42 PM): yes he did
life_theory2003 (11:57:54 PM): now where is he?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:58:29 PM): he is now an auto salesman in hawaii
life_theory2003 (11:58:42 PM): what is ur programe?
life_theory2003 (11:58:57 PM): will u fuck once more by him?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:59:11 PM): programe? what program?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:59:20 PM): ms word?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:59:34 PM): paintshop pro 2

life_theory2003 (11:59:35 PM): i mean do u have any desire to be fucked more?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:59:41 PM): of course i need sex
life_theory2003 (11:59:48 PM): why?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (11:59:49 PM): what human doesnt need sex?
life_theory2003 (12:00:00 AM): but u r unmarried
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:00:09 AM): so what
life_theory2003 (12:00:14 AM): will u marrry with him?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:00:34 AM): did you not understand me when i said i was in chicago and he was in hawaii???
life_theory2003 (12:00:45 AM): then?
life_theory2003 (12:00:50 AM): do u like sex?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:00:55 AM): of course
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:01:00 AM): dont you like sex?

life_theory2003 (12:01:10 AM): how u looks like?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:01:23 AM): i look like a goat
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:01:37 AM): a very pretty goat

life_theory2003 (12:01:53 AM): good
life_theory2003 (12:02:02 AM): do u read sex literature?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:02:16 AM): sex literature??? what do you mean?
life_theory2003 (12:02:38 AM): i mean sexy books?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:02:56 AM): i didnt know a book was capable of being sexy
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:03:01 AM): my fridge is sexy too

life_theory2003 (12:03:07 AM): how?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:03:12 AM): it has nice curves
life_theory2003 (12:03:30 AM): do u see sexy pics, stories,movies?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:03:41 AM): you mean pornography?
life_theory2003 (12:03:46 AM): yes
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:03:52 AM): hell just say so
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:03:57 AM): yes i do

life_theory2003 (12:04:00 AM): what?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:04:02 AM): i posed in playboy
life_theory2003 (12:04:08 AM): when?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:04:26 AM): look up sep 2000
life_theory2003 (12:04:31 AM): i have added u in my messenger
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:04:44 AM): i'm the centrefold in that issue
life_theory2003 (12:04:49 AM): why u deny me?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:04:55 AM): did i deny you?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:04:56 AM): oh 
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:02 AM): i must have pressed the wrong button
(i denied him at first, then i thought what the hell, i'll add him so that i can have some more fun in the future)
life_theory2003 (12:05:29 AM): have some sexy pics?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:43 AM): yes they're all in the magazine
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:46 AM): look it up
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:50 AM): sep 2000

life_theory2003 (12:05:55 AM): send
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:57 AM): i'm the girl in the middle section
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:05:59 AM): send???
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:06:01 AM): go buy it!

life_theory2003 (12:06:09 AM): send sex pics now
life_theory2003 (12:06:16 AM): no money
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:06:19 AM): no money???
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:06:28 AM): when where did you get the money for a computer???
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:06:35 AM): did you steal this computer?

life_theory2003 (12:06:44 AM): no
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:06:55 AM): is this your father's computer?
life_theory2003 (12:07:02 AM): that is costly not available at my city too
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:07:15 AM): not available? but you have one
life_theory2003 (12:07:25 AM): what i have?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:07:35 AM): a computer you dummy
life_theory2003 (12:07:44 AM): is this magazine have a web address?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:08:04 AM): its called PLAYBOY!!!
life_theory2003 (12:08:11 AM): address?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:08:22 AM): am i a walking address book???
life_theory2003 (12:08:35 AM): no
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:08:43 AM): so look it up yourself
life_theory2003 (12:08:47 AM): i mean send address of this site?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:08:58 AM): if i had it i'd send it to you
life_theory2003 (12:09:06 AM): what do u like in sex?
life_theory2003 (12:09:18 AM): cock sucking?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:18 AM): i like everything
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:21 AM): oh yeah 
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:26 AM): i like my cock sucked

life_theory2003 (12:09:34 AM): do u suck his cock?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:41 AM): sure
life_theory2003 (12:09:46 AM): do u have cock?\
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:49 AM): we both do each other
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:09:56 AM): yeah i have a plastic cock

life_theory2003 (12:10:06 AM): oh
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:10:15 AM): yeah i like my plastic cock
life_theory2003 (12:10:35 AM): i have 7inch thick cock in my pelvic area
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:10:43 AM): thats nice
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:10:52 AM): i have one in my left shoulder area

life_theory2003 (12:11:04 AM): what is this?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:11:09 AM): what is what?
life_theory2003 (12:11:20 AM): ur breast?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:11:31 AM): yeah i have a 10 inch breast 
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:13:26 AM): hmm you're silent
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:13:39 AM): why are you quiet?
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:14:09 AM): ANAND!!!!
a_pic_in_a_puppet (12:14:15 AM): COME BACK YOU SEXY BEAST


oh well game over! he left boohoo hahahhahahahahahaha
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