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I have no hobbies other than stroking my pet cock

I constantly dream of blowing myself like marilyn manson

I shower once a month

I put on my mother's dresses when she is not at home

I look at other men showering

I have a horrible twitch in my left manboob

My anus is hairy

My pet dog reminds me of a woman when I am drunk

I feel my testicles everyday for hernia



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