| Hi yall. I just wanted to share some tips on the subject of sex. As you can see from the illustration, these reptiles are not wrestling. one is lying perfectly still waiting for the other to insert what is known to be a reptile penis into its reptile pussy. which should be wet and slimy like most reptiles are... which brings us to wonder why we call the vagina pussy... we should call it the "slimy lizard gaping hole" or something... but i digress... |
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| TIPS ON SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ever wondered what is polite to do or not to do during sex? here are a few things i have gleaned from interviews with people. The comedian No-No Do not laugh during sex. Your woman/man would not appreciate it if during copulation, you remembered a funny incident and started laughing. It is worse than sitting alone on the bus laughing by yourself. If you laugh while your partner is riding you, you will have a very angry passenger... worse still do not attempt to share the joke. The happy song Unlike when you mop the floor or do the dishes, this is probably the worst time to be humming a song. "hmm hmmhmm hmmm..." --- do that and you will be facing the music. The vintage car exhaustpipe If you have a bad stomach, dont ask for a blow job. If you fart, do not make a joke saying the air she is blowing into your penis is coming out your ass. and if it smells, it is time you excused yourself and head for the toilet to shit. Also, please do not attempt kinky anal probes in this condition to avoid a small disaster. until i come across more bedroom disasters, take care and happy screwing. |
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