Soooooo....Who IS Nuriko, anyway?!

Nuriko:  Naniiii???? There are people out there who don't know who I am??? Mouse-chan: Shhh!! Not everyone's been enlightened yet, ya know. Nuriko:  What is this, web-page Nurivangelism?? Mouse-chan:  Look, do you want me to laud you, or not???? Nuriko:  **cheerily** Proceed!! Mouse-chan:  -_-() Okay, here's a survey for you to fill out... Nuriko:  What's this?! Mouse-chan:  Here's a pen.  Have fun!! **leaves** Nuriko:  **frowns at survey** Ummmm.....let's see....

Five hours later....

Name:  Chou Kourin (crossed out)   Chou Ryuuen (crossed out) NURIKO Age:  18 Date of Birth:  March 10, buy me presents! Gender (circle one):    M        F         (Left blank.  Guess he got confused.) City of Birth:  Eiyo, the capital of the Konan Empire Occupation:  Warrior of Suzaku, Protector of Suzaku no Miko!!! Favorite Color:  Purple Favorite TV Show:  Buffy the Vampire Slayer!  It's weird, I feel this weird kind of connection to her.  We're both strong and protect things and love men we can't...hey, whoah, I'm running out of room. Favorite Food:  Are you kidding? With Miaka around, I'll take whatever I can get. Favorite Soft Drink:  Pepsi One!! All the taste, just one calorie!! (He's learned from the best.) Favorite Movie:  Hmm, that's a tough one...but I think I'll say 'Ever After'!! True love overcoming all odds, no matter what the obstacles and....jeez, you know, they don't give you a lot of room to answer these things. Hobbies:  Singing, dancing, watching Hotohori-sama do his nails  (  ~.^;; ) Most Embarrassing Moment:  I can't...ahhh, FINE, you all probably saw it, anyway...when Evil Miaka blabbed to Hotohori-sama that I was a GUY, I wasn't exactly thrilled... Favorite Car:  Something yellow and...hmm...sporty. Favorite Animal:  Not wolves. Things I Love:  Having friends, sleeping in (WITHOUT Miaka waking me up in horribly creative ways), festivals, snowball fights, Hotohori-sama, Hotohori-sama's duckie shoes Things I Hate:  Being alone, knowing that I'll always be alone, being teased too much, DYING, filling out stupid surveys from stupid girls named Mouse-chan and getting all serious and depressed Favorite Seiryuu Seishi:  ....Who wrote this stupid survey?!! Favorite Seiryuu Seishi:  NANI??? I just skipped this question!! Favorite Seiryuu Seishi:  Mouse-chan, you annoying little... Favorite Seiryuu Seishi:  AMIBOSHI!!!! FINE!!!! AMIBOSHI!!!   (Hee hee hee.) Things that Confuse Me:  How has Mouse-chan avoided being institutionalized for so many years??   (Oi, Nuri-chan...) What will I do as soon as I finish this survey?:  Try to flush Mouse-chan down the toilet.

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