NAME:
KiZeR
Characters for FUBAR
The Pastor of Muppets
The Phenom
Name: KiZeR Kizoo

Alias: CM7238

Prior Affiliations:  I'm not affiliated with Richard Prior in any way.

Reason for Joining FUBAR: Breakfast and lunch are different because you can't eat steak for dinner.  Also, when I rejected their initial offer to give me a 1/2 keg, they met my demands of giving me two 1/4 kegs.

FUBAR title: No he's not having delusions of omnipotence...
his heads just in the clouds

FUBAR job: Supply FUBAR with all their Dai-Kaiju needs.  To whine and cry like a little baby-man whenever FUBAR characters get fatalitied in their first battle.

Job Description:  According to Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (10th edition), a "Job" is a piece of work; a small miscellaneous piece of work undertaken on order at a stated rate; the object or material on which work is being done; to do odd or occasional pieces of work for hire; the hero from the book of Job who endures afflictions with fortitude and faith.

Hobbies: Watching creatures of unfathomable power beat each other to a blood pulp as the rest of humanity is helpless to do anything but watch and hope the entire world isn't destroyed in the process.  Instigating said battles.

Your quest in life: I have a grand scheme which includes winning the Main Event, destroying Pluto's moon, building a harem of 50 cumly teenage virgins and taking over the world, which has an ultimate goal of me moving to a condo in Florida.

Favorite Color: Blue...no, black, no...blue yes!  no...

The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow:  I hope the bottom of that bottomless pit is nice.
Kizoo
The FuBarber