| Enter the Mullet Mullitude Standard Berserker And now we've reached the segment in our show called "Mullet talk". The Hour wherein we take a caller and talk about his or her Mullet. *picks up the phone* Hello, your on Mullet Talk, hows your Mullet today? "Um, Hi, ummm, not so good..." Really? What's your name... "Carl" Okay, Carl, now start from the begining. "Oh, okay... well it began at the bar last night. A guy asked me for a light and I punched him in the face. I didn't know why. He asked it politely and I just had to hit him." Hmmm, interesting, tell us more... "Well his girlfriend threw her drink on me and got my hair wet in the back. In retaliation I sacked her to the ground and repeatedly began punching her ass." Ahh, yes... the old glutisimous thwack, very reminiscent of my younger years... please... Go on. "That's when everything went dark. Someone must have hit me over the head with a beer bottle or something cause I'm in the hospital right now." Let me guess, A minor concussion and a court date for disturbing the peace? "Yeah... I just don't know why this keeps on happening to me." Unfortunately Carl, you have let your Mullet take over. You must become one with the Mullet to reach maturity with the beast behind you. If you cannot acheive this the party in the back must go and you must return to the civilized world. "But..." I'm sorry, but that's all the time we have today. Join us next week at the same time for another segment of Mullet Talk. So many Synonyms Self Duplication Supreme The Mullet, Also known as: Ape Drape, 7, LPGA, Hockey Hair, Shlong (short in front, long in the back), a 1090 (10 % in the front 90 in the back), the tennesse top hat, the business cut (business in front, pleasure in the back), the mississippi mud flap, the canadian passport, the riverside cut, soccer rocker, the kentucky waterfall, beaver paddle, missouri compromise, neckwarmer, squirrel pelt, The Wrestlemania, the Billy Ray, the Louisiana purchase, The Long Island Ice Teased, dirtstick, Alabama shag, So Savage and So Free Beast Master Supreme The Calm before the Storm Beast Master Supreme 1982 Camero Vehicle Standard The only car suitable for a Mullet of this magnitude. Totally savage. Totally run down yet during it's peak of performance twas kick ass. Yeah, that's REO Speedwagon on the radio. Why, cause it sound good with the car idling right here in the Seven Eleven parking lot. The Camero Crash Helmet Body Armor Standard The Wrestler's Wig Martial Arts Standard The Macguyver, Tactician Standard |