| FUBAR Madlibs Vol. #1 |
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| Strength: 10 Agility: 25 Body: 10 Mind: 75 Bio: *Willie took a look at the recruits.* Hmmm, impressive, but we could use more. *Banquo piped in* "Maybe we should give people some sort of incentive for joining." Nah, we would be reducing ourselves to that of a Cell phone Service. What we have to do is revolutionize the way people think around here. Actually give them something to do while reading about our organization and possibly make the FPL a more "user" friendly place. *Confused nodding from the recruits were all that was seen. Only one wasn't listening. He was chuckling to himself while reading a magazine. Willie did not scold him for not paying attention. He walked up behind him and began reading over his shoulder. They both came to the same line in the magazine. *The __________ looked back and saw the charging ____________ of ____________ eating a ____________ with it's big _____________.* ThiGMOO looked up at Willie and smiled. Willie also smiled; "Go ahead, do your worst" ThiGMOO took his tongue in his cheek and began to fill in the sentence. *The Beaver looked back and saw the charging Steed of Nantucket eating a cucumber with it's big hoof* "Brilliant!!!" Willie exclaimed. "And that my friends shall be the way to conjure the people of Khazan to our ways! Everyone take down some notes! Everyone from our organization will be required to write one power description for a character." A strange sound was heard from the back. DMOD had his pencil in his ear. "I think the pencil is sharp now David" He smiled back and began to write. "It shall be any power that you like but must be in the form of...of... what is that magazine called again?" ThiGMOO raised up the magazine for Willie to have a look. "Madlibs...hmmm, I like the sound of that. So then, we shall create the FUBAR MADLIB! Personality: *DIRECTIONS* Take this Character sheet and print it out. Fill in the blanks as you see fit. Example: I took my enemy by the __________ and ___________him around like a ___________ in springtime. Everyone’s opinion and choice of word is different. You only get out of this character exactly what you put in. What is truly F***ed up about this is that we are forcing the reader to finish the character. Never before has this been attempted. There is only one group that is F***ed up enough to come out with a second volume too! You know you want to... Mind Control - Supreme Banquo's Entry Take a look at this ____________ piece of magazine. See how the cover cries out to you "____________ in me now!" Look at that face... It only costs a mere ____________ dollars and____________ cents. See how the pages just ____________ to you and make you feel like ____________ up a pen or a ____________ or even a ____________ if your heart so desires. Look at all those ____________ spaces that need your help to be ____________. Go ahead, no ____________ will come you. Just take it easy... sit back and ____________ the Mayhem that shall arise from within yourself. Don't be ____________. Just enjoy... Love the Magazine... Pheromones - Standard Willies Entry I know you ____________ what you see. Go ahead. Whip out your massive ____________. I ____________ you. Wow, that's really ____________. Why don't you come right over here and ____________ by me. Ooooooooo that feels soooo ____________. I love the way you use your ____________ all over me. OH YESSSSSS... It's soooo ____________ and ____________ . Ahhhhhh... That's it, slow down a bit before you ____________ too soon. yeah... hmmmm. Oooo, I haven't felt a ____________ that big before... and you're soooooo good with it. I don't even have to ____________ at all. You do it all for me... Oooo, that's it.... yeah.... O My ____ yeesssss, yesssssss.... ahhh oooooooooOOOOOO, I"M GONNA ____________! Crawl up the Walls Spider Climb - Standard Nonys entry On Planet Nony, our _____________ produce many _____________ for ____________ to ______________. They are especially _____________ if they require extra _____________ for their ____________. Luckily, _____________ are notoriously _____________ when it comes to such things. Instead, they just _____________ their ______________ all over the carpets. We don't use carpets so we don't worry. Instead, we ___________ on concrete and ___________. Our concrete, though, is made of ___________ so we just stick to the ___________ instead. We include glue in the mix to make sure that it remains ___________ rather than ___________. Earth is rather boring that way. Imagine using only gravity when ___________ is so much more versatile. ___________ ___________, you silly ___________. Even work it Online... Communicate with Cybernetics - Standard DD's Entry And so then I'm like "HAL, will you go ____________ with me?" And then he's like "Does not compute! Does not compute! Please _____________ definition of _____________" so I'm like "Shyah! Whatever!" And HAL. he's like, "ERROR ERROR, FAULTY _____________ Please contact local _____________." So I let loose the tears and I'm like "Butbutbutbut." And he retorts back like, "INTERNAL _____________, REBOOT NOW IN EFFECT." And I'm like; "NOOOOOO, don't do it! Your too young to ______________ ." That's me getting all __________ and stuff... "Get a hold of yourself!" Then there's like silence from HAL for the longest time while I ______________ my ______________ waiting for him to revive himself and then... when he finally comes to, He ______________ me right in the face and says; "That's the last time you stick a _____________ that big into my _______________ while I'm trying to _________________. DD With a big bada GOOOONG! Sonics David’s Entry Man once _____________?!? What kind of a _____________ man of ______________ would _____________ 3 by 1, for in the _____________ is _____________ of my the man! He seemed _____________ . This is okay, for the most powerful weapon in any man’s arsenal is ______________…ON A _______________ has Kung-Fu Master ________________!!! ("And so I said to him......") Induced Sleep - Standard ThiGMOO Entry So anyway, there we were, just me and _______________, oh wait I think whats-his-name was there too, you know, the one with the _______________, and we went in, oh wait, he wasn't there, the one I mentioned before, it was that man with the _______________, and so there we were, and we went in, and there was, get this right, a _______________! Only it wasn't a normal _______________, it was a, no wait, that was later on, wasn't it, I forgot. It wasn't a _______________, it was a _______________, and we could see ourselves, so he says, the first him that I just mentioned, why don't we look in the _______________, only we didn't, because the man who had a _______________, I think he was called Bob, no, that was the man I met the other day. Interesting guy. I _______________ him for a bit, but he said I was boring. What a laugh. He walked off and bought an _______________, or was it a _______________? No, actually, I think that was the _______________ who I saw in the shop. This guy went away in a car instead. A _______________ one. But it may have been _______________. Or possibly _______________. So anyway, where was I? Oh yes....... |