| Name |
| Magnus Jager |
| Current FUBAR Characters: |
| Beer Troll |
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| Past FUBAR characters: |
| Bullet Stopper |
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| Though Magnus wasn't a full member of FUBAR when this was created it still received the coveted FUCOTW award. Good Job Magnus, and welcome! |
| Ah there it was, he read where it said just click you heals together three times and say there’s no place like FU there’s no place like Fu.. And he faded from this world. On the other side he saw a strange tower it was a dark tower, but seemed powder blue in the darkness. Still fully in Norse chracter, Magnus Jager walked up to the large building and waved his card near a small white box expecting the door to click, which it did and he walked in. A vision of the Valkries sat polishing her nails at the desk. Magnus puffed out his chest, and smoothed his beard and golden locks. He walked over to her confidently, just as he sobered up from his mead and Bock. Leaving a smaller, rounder Magnus standing in the middle of a pile of armor.. Damit, was that sobriety he smelled? He saw a taped and slightly crumpled resume on the deck, Soberguy? Dear god that will make this difficult. Magnus pulled his mead soaked resume from his pocket. And presented it to the lady at the desk, who directed him to go find a room, and watch out for the ducks and such. RESUME for one Magnus Jager Alias Yagar Previous jobs, social worker internet tech support, and for a short time, dance instructor at juliart (Fired for not being able to spell it) SUPPER POWERS: I can make beer out of base grains and hops. I can make Mead out of Honey and Water, I am the master of fermentables. For some reason drinking mead makes me look and act like a Thirteenth warrior extra, like number 9 or something. I get bigger, stronger and sexy in a Viking way (At least I think I do) I am a medieval reinactor, and have proficiency with all manner of medieval weaponry, and can even fight competently with two weapons. I have many Rattan weapons with which to poke, bludgeon, and smack. FUBAR ambitions, Spread madness and continue my lifelong quest to take people places they never wanted to go. |
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