| NAME: SOM: Sloth |
| Prior Affiliations: LotMU, Sonz of Mojo Reason for leaving said affiliations: Disbanded, N/A Reason for Joining FUBAR: It was the FUBAR thing to do, of course. FUBAR Title: Director of Security, Kicker of doors, eater of small, helpless critters. FUBAR Job: Direct Security, Kick Doors, Eat small, helpless critters. Job Description: The Director of Security makes sure things run smoothly, as in, nothing is bombed, no fights amongst ourselves, and things of that nature. The Kicker of Doors kicks doors at random to make himself seem pretty damn badass, and the Eater of Small, Helpless Critters does just that. Hobbies: Anything that's really cool, and nothing crappy as hell. Your quest in life: To seek the grail, of course. Favorite Color: I am the bluebird of happiness...need you even ask? The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: Faster than the jetliner behind it, if it knows what's good for it. |
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