LUNA: I think so. o.o()
PT: No coin flips?! *whine*
LUNA: We gotta roll a die, there's three of us!
PYRA: ....Hmm...Well, does anybody WANT to start?
LUNA: *silence*
PT: *sigh* Okay then... Hello and welcome, FFF viewers, to the third installment of the our trippy conspiracies! :D
PYRA: And today we've got a special guest to help us be wacky and perverted, the lovely Madam Luna! Say hello, Luna!
LUNA: ^-^ Huzzah! *wave* Um...so I'm the newbie, yes. *blows kisses, poses*
PYRA: Isn't she charming.
LUNA: Tee-hee. X3
PT: Why, yes she is! Oh, and yeah, Pyra hasn't eaten me. *Waves to FFF readers*
LUNA: Yet. Muhahaha!
PYRA: *resists urge to twist* So anyways, what's our topic for today? I forget.
LUNA: How Chibi-Mario and Chibi-Bowser can exist in the same games as their older counterparts.
PT says: The Topic is...! *fanfare* "Why Mario, Bowser--- DAMNIT LUNA! :p
LUNA: *evil cackle*
PYRA: *snicker* Ah yes, fun fun indeed.
PT: I have four ideas. :D
LUNA: I can just type faster. :p
PYRA: As a refresher for the non-otaku out there, "chibi" means small and cute. So we're talking about Baby Mario and Baby Bowser.
PT: Yep yep, the first time we seen Mario and Baby Mario together was in Mario Golf... and then again in Tennis. And the Bowsers team up in the MArio Parties
LUNA: Yep...huh, Chibi-Bowser's eyes are kind of weird. o.O Random thought.
PYRA: They are...
LUNA: Anyway. I have this horrible feeling I'm waffling onstage, so. o.o()
PYRA: No worries, since when do conspiracies have to be sane? ^_^
PT: Okay, so my first theory is... that... *shudder* Mario and Bowser had KIDS! With Peachie and some random Koopa Chickie! Claudia? That's another conspiracy for another time. :D
PYRA: Oh, for a second I thought you meant that Mario and Bowser had kids with each OTHER...but that's another conspiracy. :D
PT: Clawdia. Excuse my normal name spellings. :p
LUNA: That might work, actually, but I won't get all final until we hear the other theories first. :p
PT: So yeah, basically Peachie is too innocent to do it with Mario. She'd rather just look at the porno Luigi gave her. And Clawdia is a random engima brought on my the internet fandom, I think
LUNA: I thought I heard her name mentioned in one of the cartoons or summat.
PYRA: I somehow doubt that theory would work, Nintendo would hate to be non-PC. And besides, if she were preggers, I think we'd notice.
PT: Yeah, she's only like 80 pounds. :p
LUNA: Unless there's a nine-month lapse between each time she gets kidnapped, which is highly unlikely.
PT: Or maybe... Bowser and Peachie are a couple? That would explain the Koopalings and Baby B.
PYRA: She'd still have to lose the weight...No way that'd work. *snicker* Well, all this baby-talk is well and good, but that doesn't explain Yoshi's Island. Isn't it the prequel to SMW?
LUNA: Well, the Koopalings, wouldn't they still have to have human characteristics? They're pretty much Bowser-like...off-topicness, moving on.
PT: Maybe that's what they WANT us to think?! :p
PYRA: Don't get ME started on the Koopalings... :p
PT: Okay, so no one did the nasty with Peachie. Onto my next theory! The Babies are some sort of other family... like nephews or brothers.
LUNA: Actually, I'm thinking up another conspiracy, but I'll save that for later. Well, for that we'd have to figure out Mario/Bowser's possible family in the Mushroom World.
PYRA: And Bowser's family would take a lot of explaining, too...
PT: Mario's family is Luigi, Wario and Waluigi... ew, and no one screwed them for the nephew logic. :p And a fifth kid brother is just insane...
LUNA: Um, well, in the Nintendo Power cartoons it says Wario was just a childhood enemy/acquaintance.
PT: Since when am I to believe ANYTHING Nintendo says?! :p
LUNA: It's possible it could have been DaisyxLuigi...
PYRA: Can we trust Nintendo Power? They did bring us Luigi In Drag... :D
PT: Hee, I like that coupling, Daisy and Luigi... :D But yeah, we'd know if Daisy got preggers too
PYRA: I don't...It's too....vague and Nintendo-ish.
PT: Exactly! :p
PYRA: They've never even been seen together! But I digress.
LUNA: Daisy hardly ever shows up, prior to Tennis and Parties I suppose, so she'd have ample time for, you know, birthing and junk.
PYRA: LOL
LUNA: And Luigi WAS missing in several of the games...
PT: And as for Bowser... Well... he doesn't seem to have another other family, like he was abandoned and raised by Magikoopas. Yay plugging fiction! :D
LUNA: Actually, if he weren't off shooting porno for Peachie, it's probable he COULD have gone off with Daisy. *cough* I'm finished.
PT: Psh, I bet she's busy kicking ass. :p Yeah, Luigi was taping porno for Peachie. :p
LUNA: During SMRPG, I mean, yeah.
PYRA: But we're getting off topic here, I don't think it's likely that anybody shagged anybody and happened to have a baby that looks exactly like Mario.
PT: Luigi was the mystery person in the Mushroom Kingdom in RPG...
LUNA: Hmm...PT, you had *four* theories, yes, no? Any more?
PT: Okay then, so the third theory is... time holes. Hey, video games have plot holes everywhere! :p Maybe Baby M. and B. just randomly show up one day and no one cares! :p
PYRA: Oh yeah. Like Link and Young Link in SSBM.
LUNA: Ah...rips in the time-space continuum.
PT: And DK and DK Jr... oh wait, that was an actual father/son thing. My bad. :p
LUNA: Considering all the other weird junk that happens in the Mushroom World, I don't blame them! :p
PT: Or maybe they all got stoned on mushrooms and shagged everyo... er, no we ruled that one out. :D
PYRA: The plot hole theory actually works, since we only see the Chibis in stuff like Tennis, Golf and Party where it's sort of a side venture anyways.
LUNA: Right, they never actually figure into the main games with their older doubles.
PT: Speaking of which, is the same Yoshi in YI the one in SMW? Slightly off topic, yes, but Yoshi should be like 40 now! :p
PYRA: Well, turtles live a really long time, maybe dinosaurs do too?
PT: Add in 10 years of Yoshi's existance... 50! But characters don't age, it's the law. :p
LUNA: There are a bunch of other Yoshis that look exactly like each other, Para. :p 'cept for maybe Boshi, but that's because of his collar and shades.
PYRA: Yeah, maybe it's like a Grade 3 class' hamster. When it dies, they get a new one before anyone notices. :D
LUNA: Damn, I had a really good idea! *tries to remember it* Got it, but I'll wait for PT to finish. One more theory, right?
PT: Yeah, but there's always one main green Yoshi! Anyway, my last theory is... "Nintendo, Crack Kills!" Meaning Nintendo just randomly threw out characters in the sports games, making events that are impossible to happen in real life occur. Then they just hope no one would notice. :p
LUNA: That's the most probable one, in my opinion. :p
PYRA: That must be it. But isn't that basically the Plot Hole theory?
PT: Yeah, but who cares? We all know Nintendo is on crack. :p
PYRA: We haven't even touched on cloning yet! *eats lamb chops*
PT: Cloning? Why didn't I think of that?! :D Let's conspire for cloning. :p
LUNA: I have one! o.o *raises hand*
PT: For cloning? :p
LUNA: No, for something else.
PT : Write it down until we do cloning. :p
LUNA: :p If you say so. Mine doesn't work as a stand-alone THEORY theory anyway.
PYRA: Yeah, gawd forbid we go off-topic... :p
PT: Okay... so, Magikoopa, I'm thinking. He creates a Bowser baby clone so he can raise it to become stronger than the real Bowser? And then it grows into the horribly disturbing Giga Bowser so Mag restarts a lot of times?! :p Because there are multiple Baby Bs in the Parties...
PYRA: Hmm, interesting theory-on-crack. Maybe he just made the Chibi-Bowsers as henchmen. Scary cute ones.
PT: And they grow into Giga Bowser? :p
PYRA: Uh, no. :p
LUNA: They will, eventually, or something. ^_~ Maybe not, but hey.
PT: Ah. And um... :D Let's pretend UM and Flameshipping are real... Magikoopa creates Baby Ms for all the Baby Bs when they grow up!
PYRA: DON'T SPOIL FOR MY FANFICS! *howl*
LUNA: ...o.o() Maybe he goes temporarily insane or does drugs or something and while hallucinating, makes tons of Baby Bs?
PT: I'm sure all of FFFs read UM anyway... It's like we have so many members. :p
PYRA: I mean Opposites Att-*covers her mouth*
PT: Don't spoil your fanfics for you? :D
LUNA: ...edit that out! O.O
PYRA: Hmm, that'd suck. Waking up from a drug trip and finding lotsa babies...^_^
LUNA: I bet that's what happens in nine month's time for a lot of people. :p
PT: So basically MK created ten or so Bowser clones because he was high? :p
PYRA: That's a long drug trip...!
LUNA: It could happen!
PT: Sure, anything could happen in the Wonderful World of Insanity. :D
PYRA: Or maybe Bowser wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little claws without bothering with a female companion.
LUNA: Heirs! But he has the Koopalings for that.
PT: To attack Mario, maybe?
PYRA: They died in SMW, I think.
PT : The Koopalings were one scary nightmare that went away, yeah
LUNA: That depends on when the cartoon takes place too.
PYRA: Yeah. But the game phrased itself to sound like the Koopalings died after fighting Mario.
PT: Okay, so was that your original theory, Luna? :p
LUNA: Well, no. Mine's a mini-theory supplement.
PT: Okay. Yay, more time filler! :D
PYRA: Kickage!
LUNA: Say the flow of time is different in the Mushroom World than the real world...thus explaining, for example, why Yoshi and everyone else appears to stay the same age...
PT: Besides the fact VG characters don't age... :p And waaaait a second there, Mario and Luigi are from Brooklyn! That's a little-known fact these days... :p
LUNA: Then it's possible that in conjunction with a time hole, Baby Mario/Bowser could have been zipped through time and deposited in the "present"--that's why I brought the "real world" part up, thanks--so they don't age as much.
PYRA: I think there's a few different canons involved there...
LUNA: So they stay babies and age very very slowly.
PT: So... Baby M and B fell into the MK one day and the aging process is much slower?
LUNA: Er, yes. It's kind of iffy.
PYRA: ...I'm confused.
PT: Then MArio and Bowser come alogn and they're still babies... hm.
LUNA: I thought of the slower time thing and it seemed like a good idea to state it. ...this conspiracy is turning into a bunch of little conspiracies!
PT: Which is good! :D
LUNA: We can call it "Conspiracy Snack Plate Edition."
PT: There's always a simple answer... adoption. :p
LUNA: Where would Bowser find multiple kids that look exactly like him?
PYRA: But then you have to explain where these kids came from, and you're back where you started.
PT: Freakish coincidence? :D
LUNA: ...besides that.
PYRA: Sounds like Nintendo...
PT: Well, those happen lots in VGs! Exactly! :p
LUNA: ...o.o()() Er...um...sooooo...anyway.
PT: Well, okay, maybe Nintendo laid off the crack and spared us the freakish coincidences for onces... But to Luna's idea, there WAS a Baby Luigi in YI... and now he's gone, so it's like only Baby B. and M. fell through the time thing.
LUNA: And Baby Luigi grew u--wait...that'd imply he was raised in the Mushroom Kingdom.
PT: Mario and Luigi were delivered by the stork... and raised in Brooklyn. Ahm...
PYRA: Well, Chibi-Mario only appeared with Mario in Golf an Tennis, right? Chibi-Luigi would be basically the same as Chibi-Mario and kind of a waste of space. No, isn't the Brooklyn thing from the cartoons? Which is different from game canon?
PT: Speaking of which, Chibi-Mario is ON CRACK. He hits hard than 3/4 of the characters in Tennis, and he hits stronger than Peachie in Golf!
LUNA: He uses steroids!
PT: ...Well, Mario is Missing states the Brooklyn thing, but MIM is like the Koopalings as its one big nightmare. :p
LUNA: Doesn't the movie kind of say that too?
PYRA: Babies do seem to be strong in the MK. Paper Mario's Watt kicked a whole lot of butt without ever putting down her pacifier.
PT: Yeah...
PYRA: Must be the 'shrooms. ^_^
PT: Okay, so if we needed to pick ONE sure explanation... what would it be?
LUNA: ...time holes.
PYRA: And/or plot holes.
LUNA: It's weak, but...
PT: Time/Plot holes, yeah.
PYRA: So basically, Nintendo is whack.
LUNA: Exactly! ^_^
PT: It's typical for all fiction of any kind, there's always a screwy error. And Nintendo has lots! :D
LUNA: Wait, Para, is that your line? :p
PYRA: Another conspiracy successfully completed! Anybody missing limbs or grey matter?
LUNA: *brain drips out of ear*
PYRA: *gives Luna a Kleenex*
LUNA: *plugs up her ear* Thanks.
PT: Sure! Well, I mean TV shows and stuff, not actual fanfics though they have holes in relationship to the games... I think I lost some sanity...? :p
PYRA: You HAD sanity? FREAK!
PT: Yeah, I want to succeed in life! O_o!
PYRA: 0_o *backs away*
PT: So, we're done...?
PYRA: Yup yup!
LUNA: Hurrah! ^_^ 'twas fun.
PT: Until next time, FFF viewers! :D
LUNA: *waves* Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!
PYRA: And don't stick forks in the toaster!
PT: And... cut!
PYRA: Yay! *throws confetti*
Luna: ...w00t. X3